ok, what else is left now? 
(do not open at work. kids, please don´t go there it´s bad for you) :D
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when you realize you can´t shag without someone else! :evil4:
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Originally posted by Spotnick > Originally posted by Resurrection Spider> Yeah? So how about that? You must agree in order to view it.
I can't believe the proxy at work is blocking a page at CD Universe... 
Same here (Blocked site category: Adult Content). Oddly enough, the proxy also blocks Sam's website (http://www.new-order.net). Category: Sex. 
I see Abi's on there or Abbie, whatever. £1500 for the night I hope bacon and eggs are thrown in as well, cheeky mare.
I'm sorry, but I choose to not visit those kind of sites...it's against my moral fiber. 
Now, if this were goat-on-sheep action, I might be tempted
Originally posted by Spike yea i clicked on it , im gonna have to explain this to my dad
YOU HAVE FAMILY?
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Try this:You see dad, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
Reminds me of the bit I hear on Howard Stern every once in a while....."When a man and a woman, and another woman, and another woman, and another woman, and another woman, and another woman, and another woman, and another woman......"
Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be How does it feelTo shag me like you do?
When you threw your legs around me...and humped me on the bar.
:sex:
spike, if you use internet explorer, go to tools then internet preferences then clear history. your dad wont find out if ya act quick ;) unless he's a computer geek and knows secrets on how to find out.
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Now, if this were goat-on-sheep action, I might be tempted
I don't know exactly what this expression refers to, bit believe it or not, last week-end I went apple-picking in the country and there were farm animals nearby, so my girlfriend and I went to see them and to our absolute surprise, we saw this goat trying to "mount" a sheep! The poor sheep didn't know where to hide...
...but that was only after the goat had been trying for 15 minutes to do it with a lama!
Originally posted by oldmonkey Which one did you fuck, the sheep or the llama ?
I bet he choose the goat.
Originally posted by Resurrection Spider > Originally posted by oldmonkey Which one did you fuck, the sheep or the llama ?
I bet he choose the goat.
I was to, but then I saw this cute little chicken passing by...
:p
haha guess what he found it since hes a master at the computer and im like, dad, im a lonely kid, my girl friend left me and i was lookin for new love,
yea i had to take out the trash then
Originally posted by The Man Up North What tells you he doesn't ?
because he hasn't asked me or ShugzV for the links yet!!!!
