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This soon will be a topic in Trev's blog for sure.
Ice-T added: "He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."
All the Hoff needs now is to put some blinged out shoes on his Knight Rider.
I said my name is David (what!) David (what!) And I is the dopest gangsta on the street I got a talking car, it's so neat Goes down the road while my baby's in the next seat
I put the peddle to the meddle I got my ass on the floor Oh baby, suck my dick Just, just, j-u-s-t a little more
I'm down on the beach waves on the shore I'm looking for pussy Looking for a little more
My name is David and I rock the house I am so quiet, I is like a mouse I get to rolling and pimping my ride Smoke some blunt and fight crime at night!
You can't stop me, I am on the hop I take the trigger and I let it drop Your homies say I is wack and not dope I guess they don't know about my hemp rope!
My name is David and I rock the house I smoke some blunt and get another house I star on TV but it's all just the same You may not like me, but you know my name
The honies think I was really fly 'Course that was back in 1985 Now I'm just old-school, a thug for life The whitest white guy since Vanilla Ice!
Brilliant Trevor. Maybe you can replace Conan in 2009.
Now the Hoff's got the bad boy thing working for him http://us.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/28/hasselhoff.dui.ap/index.html
