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For reasons best known to themselves, someone has been forcing whole toilet rolls down the pans of the first floor loos in the building where I work. This has caused a blockage and a burst pipe.
The kindly old telephone engineer who sits in the office below has just been showered in raw sewerage. Poor guy!
we had this toilet that always fooking flooded. I blamed the Phantom Shitter. Called Bob's Sewer Service and they found nothing wrong with it. Then it floods again. I call Bob again and they remove the stool and found a needle causing the blockage. Fooking druggies.
Whether by virtue of my long tenure or my percieved "expertise" at handling these situations, I am the resident "shit expert" at W-D. Anytime a redneck decides that one just isn't enough (toilet paper roll) or has been to the Chinese place down the walk just before coming in here, I get to clean it up 
:bag: 
I've never been showered with shit, but I've had my close class. Perhaps surprisingly, I prefer the solid variety to the more "liquidy" kind, if only because it's easier to get rid of. With a toilet full of shit-colored water, you never know how long you'll have to use the plunger to try and clear it up, and I've gotten spills on myself. Sometimes I come close to hurling when I'm dealing with a particularly nasty example, but I can pull it together and get the job done. I've seen every imaginable kind of shit you could imagine (there was one particularly impressive speciman that made me think of the whole "Ian finding a shit the length of an arm" episode from the Heart and Soul booklet).
Perhaps I should have said at the outset "this message is not for the faint of heart"
This kind of reminds me of an incident in the summer when I was working at Dairy Queen. The workers never used the customers bathroom, but one night, a customer comes out and asks me if I've seen the bathroom recently. I say no, and he asks, "do you know that there's fecal matter all over your bathroom?" Again, I said no, and soon after a co-worker and I went into the customers bathroom, only to see that some teenager or adult who wasn't potty-trained, apparently, used it.
one of our local stores has recently been forced to close the customers' toilets because of such disgusting matters. some people I wonder if their toilets at home are in the same state ?!?
