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Who Bush gonna go after next
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Iran 3 (33%)
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North Korea 1 (11%)
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Cuba 1 (11%)
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Sudan 1 (11%)
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Uruguay 1 (11%)
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France 1 (11%)
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Other 1 (11%)
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Iran is way too hard logistically to attack, atacking North Korea is too risky, there's no need to attack Cuba just lift the inane sanctions and capitalism will kill Castro, the Sudan would not be too much of a stretch of imagination, Uruguay
, before France we must hone our frog killing skills by attacking Quebec.
Other: military actions in the Southeast Pacific, Columbia
Cuba...
North Korea has WMDs, and is sandwiched next to China and Russia. A little to dangerous for military action.
Iran almost has WMDs, and 1 billion Muslims to piss off if we start knocking over too many muslim countries.
France has the French. ;)
Castro's getting old. Taking Cuba would keep the Cuban population in Florida happy, he could do it in the name of "democracy," and Castro can't lob any WMDs our way. Makes Cuba the classic target for a U.S. mugging.
CORBY -Little SCOTLAND in ENGLAND. Would wipe out about 30 of the working population of this town.
I'm up for taking over France myself. I'd like to get that secret of those darn "French Fries"!!! ![]()
Originally posted by Darth CHUNKS I'm up for taking over France myself. I'd like to get that secret of those darn "French Fries"!!!
We'd never think of touching France. Waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too many nukes.
Originally posted by Darth CHUNKS I'm up for taking over France myself. I'd like to get that secret of those darn "French Fries"!!!
Easy...they are WEAPONS OF mash DESTRUCTION
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Darth CHUNKS I'm up for taking over France myself. I'd like to get that secret of those darn "French Fries"!!!
Easy...they are WEAPONS OF mash DESTRUCTION
Hahahahahahah!!!!! Watch it!!! They've got a peeler!!! Get the Mayo-Bomb!!!
Originally posted by Darth CHUNKS I'm up for taking over France myself. I'd like to get that secret of those darn "French Fries"!!!
French fries aren't from France. They're from Belgium.
Bush has too many irons in the fire. I fresee a crackdown on Iraq now that the political season is over.
Originally posted by Beach Buggy CANADA should have been on the main list...
Specifically Quebec; you are just like the French, yet with no large cache of nuclear weapons.
Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Darth CHUNKS I'm up for taking over France myself. I'd like to get that secret of those darn "French Fries"!!!
French fries aren't from France. They're from Belgium.
And French kissing is from America, I know!! Thank you sir...it's a fooking JOKE!!! ![]()
Originally posted by Tristan .Other: military actions in the Southeast Pacific, Columbia
Columbia! Now thats an idea, attacking your own capital city and its surrouinding area. Problem is you've spent so much money developing the defence of the homeland, and in particular the capital, that in a conventional attack it may just be stalemate.
Go for the tactical nuclear option lads, be offensive and accept no casualties.
Perhaps we could have Tommy Franks showing us film as the Tomahawks enter the Oval Office?
With ideas like this Tristan the Reps will be headhunting you for the Senate!![]()
Originally posted by NObabe Thank God, Serbia is not on a list ... well, not at this one, at least
It's my list!! ![]()
I seriously don't think he'll attack anyone. The death toll in Iraq is getting waaaaaaaaay to big, and with the deaths of three Scots just days after the Black Watch got shunted out there it'll mean increased opposition to further intervention(s) on this side of the pond.
If there's another "major terrorist incident", however, things'll be every different. I also imagine the mood in the UK would shift dramatically if, say, planes start getting crashed into central London....
Surely they are way too bogged down in Iraq to take on anyone else (heck they haven't finished Afghanistan yet).
Clearly though every possible candidate for US attack will have learned the lesson of Iraq and North Korea - that you're only under threat if you haven't got WMDs - and will be going flat out to get nukes while the US is too entangled in Iraq to do anything about it. Yet another way Bush and Blair have made the world a safer place (which is the sarcasm smiley?)