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the fool who wrote that in the Times is a fookin idiot .
been babysittin nephews and nieces for an hour now , don't like it .
Cant wait till tomorrow , when going out is back to being the new going out .
Parental NOOLs ,you have my sympathy .. for now
Tomorrow however , I'm goin out
Anyone who says staying in is the new going out hasn't had a decent night out in a while IMO. They need to start trying new places.
And everyone replying to this thread this evening is endorsing it by being in!!!! I've got an excuse. Mumps.
Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Are you Sterile yet then?
Ask your missus! 
Nope, I've only got the mild form thankfully. Nads are quite safe.
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Staying in, the new going out ?
Once again, I'm a trend-setter. :(
All parents have returned , the house looks like ( if one is optimistic ) a 50's slumber party , however being a pessimistic sorta chap I'll opt for the lookin like a 70's Irwin Allen disaster movie option 
All nephews and nieces seem to like Uncle Gary's easy going regime ... this almost backfired , requests to stay again met with a friendly yet firm NO
Going out will remain , for this nool at least , the new going out .
Bushmills and ice can now sit in it's rightful place ,by my side:thumb;)
Originally posted by oldmonkey And everyone replying to this thread this evening is endorsing it by being in!!!! I've got an excuse. Mumps.
ouch .
take it easy fella , time for soup ?
Having just got up from one of those "what the fuck happened?" nights out in Liverpool,i wish this thread was true. Yeah right! Wahey!!!!!!
Originally posted by SteveOne Having just got up from one of those "what the fuck happened?" nights out in Liverpool,i wish this thread was true. Yeah right! Wahey!!!!!!
I dunno how the fuck I got up to my bed last night - I kinda remember throwing masel down on the couch when I got in, that's it!
Tim - got yer parcel this morning, cheers for the Dylan CD's as well, ma dad will love em
Originally posted by NObabe just tea, DVD and me. NObabe's fooking ill. May all of you have fun.
Isn't that what rakija is for, NObabe? ;)
Fooking hell...we should have stayed in tonight...wait...it cost me NOTHING...so I guess getting drunk for free has it's merits...I still don't know how I managed to make it up the stairs, or how the hell I am typing on this thing without spelling like a drunkard...
funniest thing on the way home...we were pulled over by the police...I'm not sure why (remember, I'm a wee bit hazy on facts right now...but I do remember the officer saying something about me and Anne being drunk..NO ShiT...that's why we were in the back seat, you frigging MORON)...
Dallas Police Department...keeping YOU safe from the Drunks in the back seat...I wish we had two bath tubs in the house...because then I wouldn't be bothering you kids right now!!!
Originally posted by Jeff I wish we had two bath tubs in the house...because then I wouldn't be bothering you kids right now!!!
Old folks. 
Who the hell are you calling OLD???:p
I just wish I could take a shower right now...because I feel DIRTY!!!
And Anne is monopolizing the only bathing facility in this place...I should go check on her...she might have DROWNED!!!
been home an hour , told not switch on the oven ,grill or anythin involving a possible fire brigade callout.
lookin at a possible all night garage and Ginsters sausage roll situation until spied cream cracker and pate combo .3 crackers in and no spit-dehydratin ensued , asked for staropramen beer and given vimto type drink and a witherin look
thisis also the closest my face has ever been to the monitor screen whilst tryin to not type like spikey fella.
in one more hour stayin in bed will be the new not gettin up
oh and jeff , youmust have exceedingly long arms to drive a car from the back seat , just like mr tikkle from the mr men books ... report the police men for harrasment of minority chefs with dead long arms
we live in a blame culture , so blame them or wee shug
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by NObabe> just tea, DVD and me. NObabe's fooking ill. May all of you have fun.
Isn't that what rakija is for, NObabe? ;)
You old folks!;)Is that the first word you learn when you come here?
Try sljivovicasome time!
Originally posted by NObabe > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by NObabe> > just tea, DVD and me. NObabe's fooking ill. May all of you have fun.
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Isn't that what rakija is for, NObabe? ;)
You old folks!;)Is that the first word you learn when you come here?
Try sljivovicasome time!
Try it? I can't even say it...
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by NObabe> Try sljivovicasome time!
Try it? I can't even say it...
Don't say it, drink it! You won't be able to say anything after that anyway!
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Staying in, the new going out ?
Once again, I'm a trend-setter. :(
Pppbbbsssstttt!! Whatever!!! 
You should try Agoraphobia!!!
I've taken "Stayin' In" to a whole new level!! Hahahahhhahahaha!!!
I suck.
Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> Staying in, the new going out ?
Once again, I'm a trend-setter. :(
Pppbbbsssstttt!! Whatever!!! You should try Agoraphobia!!!
I've taken "Stayin' In" to a whole new level!! Hahahahhhahahaha!!!
I suck.
OLD FOLKS! 
Originally posted by NObabe > Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> Staying in, the new going out ?
Once again, I'm a trend-setter. :(
Pppbbbsssstttt!! Whatever!!! You should try Agoraphobia!!!
I've taken "Stayin' In" to a whole new level!! Hahahahhhahahaha!!!
I suck.
OLD FOLKS!
OOOooooooohhhhh!!!! And a spanking ye shal receive "Naughty girl"!!! 
