People Who Fish Should Be Shot!
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Ten views and no bastard has replied. You wankers all go fishing then?
Fishing?....you people not heard of Porn or Football?
You could probably guess that I am even more bored today than usual. Hippies are getting started on next. In fact we could stretch that out to men with long hair in general, yer not fucking girls, sort it out.
Fish should be shot , however the rest of Marrilion were merely very naughty .
Like the idea of fishin for Marlin off the Florida Keys , like the idea of drinkin copious amounts of Rum to stave off the boredom even better.
However the possibly apochryphal tale of fishing and groupies in the Led Zepplin book , Hammer of the Gods , certainly got me thinkin that rock stars of yesteryear certainly had a different take on relaxation than the likes of Coldplay .
That's it Shug , done me best , but fishin is a tad borin really ..... sorry
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It's Stock Take the morra, and I fucking hate stock takes. Start at 7 in the bastard morning and we don't leave till the bastard warehouse is finished. Which means I could be in for a helluva long boring day. Nae access to compooter either
Fishermen are top of me list to vent my spleen at. Several of me mates do it. Wankers the lot of em. It's even more boring than stock taking - hence this thread. To be fair, the last time I went to see how they were going, they were firing an air rifle into the water cos they were not having much luck. Air rifles and several extra strong cans of Cider don't really mix. The debates between drunken fishermen is amusing - yer using the wrong kinda bait, I am using worm and bread dipped in bbq sauce WOT?
Fishermen should be shot, fish should be bought from Supermarkets and only supplied by "Professional" fishermen (who have a boat and a big net and speak with funny accents) That's all about I have to say fer now. Bored.
I tried getting into fishing years ago, stuck with it about 12 months before selling all my gear. When it came to a choice of looking a twat by going out & getting pissed or standing by a river, rod in hand (!!), there was no contest really.
Remember when Sky used to show live fishing competitions? Fuckin rivetting telly that was. 
You've got stock take, or what I'd call taking inventory, tomorrow as well? Bet you don't have to stand in some bloody freezers where the temperature's below zero like I do, so I'd imagine things could be a wee bit worse, Shug ;)
We do ours at the end of every three months, February, May, August, and November, last Friday of the month, I'll work from 5 in the morning to 5 at night, at least it gives us an excuse to drink a lot that evening.
Fished a bit as a youngster, never much cared for it, though I don't know any knobheads who are totlly into it, that'd be the deer hunters round here in rifle land.
Cheers lads, that's cheered me up a wee bit
Fishing on TV. Who's crazy idea was that? Probably a Geography teacher
Green Guy - it's cold, but not quite as cold as that in oor warehouse. I too will be having a good bloody drink tomorrow night
Originally posted by ShugZV© Ten views and no bastard has replied. You wankers all go fishing then?Fishing?....you people not heard of Porn or Football?You could probably guess that I am even more bored today than usual. Hippies are getting started on next. In fact we could stretch that out to men with long hair in general, yer not fucking girls, sort it out.
Not all men with long hair are hippies. What's wrong with having long hair, anyway, as long as it's not a mullet?
I walk my dog everyday next to a river bank.
It gives me lots of entertainment when there are fisherman there as my dog proceeds to steal all the bait...( often tins of luncheon meat )
The other week he came runing up the bank with a plastic bag in his mouth...followed by a fat fuck head fisherman who was moaning.."he has stolen my dinner". It was quite amusing watching him trying to catch a lurcher who was eating his dinner.
Sit there for hours on end..sort your life out !!
Sit there for hours on end..with nothing to eat..change your hobby !!!
Fishing is just boring. Its these fucking posh twats that hunt that piss me off,they should have a dozen english bull terriers set on them-see how the like being ripped apart. You hunt? You cunt!
When I saw this thread, I thought you had hit the turps and misspelled "people who should be shot." :D
I tried fishing once - first fish out swallowed the hook, tried to pull it out and only succeeded in pulling out most of its guts through its mouth - end of fishing. I reckon there are 2 kinds of fishermen - the really serious ones who get off on the equipment/gadgets and all that crap, then the ones who just want a break from the wife and like to sit somewhere next to the ocean getting pissed. Biggest wankers ever are those rich hunters who fly to Africa to shoot drugged lions in enclosed camps.
Well I'm going down to Melbourne next week. No doubt we'll be doing some fishing on my brother's boat, on Phillip Island.
Originally posted by AgentWood people who see phish should be shot.
Indeed. So, that makes most of the college students in New England.
Originally posted by AgentWood people who see phish should be shot.
AgentWood, you are on a roll.
Didn't Phish disband this year? If so, one less wannabe-Dead'll be on the road, just bracing for the inevitable comeback.
Great day today for me; thanks to the extra heavy holiday shopping traffic, I was stuck in Salem today longer than normal, and thereby missed having to stand in a subzero freezer for four hours on inventory! 
Uhm...isn't fishing just an excuse for getting out on the lake and drinking loads of beer???
Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by ShugZV© Ten views and no bastard has replied. You wankers all go fishing then?Fishing?....you people not heard of Porn or Football?You could probably guess that I am even more bored today than usual. Hippies are getting started on next. In fact we could stretch that out to men with long hair in general, yer not fucking girls, sort it out.
Not all men with long hair are hippies. What's wrong with having long hair, anyway, as long as it's not a mullet?
Men with long hair are not to be trusted
I am thinking along the lines of Guns N Roses and Michael Bolton here!
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by AgentWood> people who see phish should be shot.
AgentWood, you are on a roll.
no, a chair, actually.
Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV©> Ten views and no bastard has replied. You wankers all go fishing then?Fishing?....you people not heard of Porn or Football?You could probably guess that I am even more bored today than usual. Hippies are getting started on next. In fact we could stretch that out to men with long hair in general, yer not fucking girls, sort it out.
Not all men with long hair are hippies. What's wrong with having long hair, anyway, as long as it's not a mullet?
Men with long hair are not to be trusted
I am thinking along the lines of Guns N Roses and Michael Bolton here! My hair's not that long - so I can be trusted, somewhat.
Twas a boring Thursday at work and I felt we needed something new to talk about. Next Thursday it's people called Cyril
Got up this morning & the first thing I see on Sky News is a report on salmon fishing. Further proof anglers are unwell: some geezer up to his gels in freezing water, having paid a few hundred quid for a permit FOR THE DAY (according to Sky reporter), and "icy balls" tells the camera there's not been a sign of a fish all morning. 
Though I suppose having a TV crew splashing about wouldn't exactly work in his favour.
I'm off to the pub.
Originally posted by Element115
Spooky:D
