Just checking out my "other life" as a writer of unpaid-for and little-appreciated reviews for Amazon's many products, it seems that today is the two-year anniversary of my first review. That one, published on December 18, 2002, was of "Unknown Pleasures", and was almost embarrassingly serious in tone (considering I'm such a smartass in real life). 
Anyway, since then I've done about 60+ more (I'm thinking of commenting on the Star Wars Trilogy DVD for my next one), and my favorite is the one I did for "Chairman of the Board" (Carrot-Top's masterpiece), which I made out as being "The Odyssey" instead of the lousy movie it is. I would post a link to it, but then that'd lead you to my "Morrissey: The Single Greatest Musician to Come Out of Manchester, Hands Down, End of Discussion" list, and I fear I would be banished for heresey. 
Anyway...Just thought I'd comment on it, egotistical bastard that I am 
