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Nolan Nastee... :smoking:

Hahahaa!! Actually the porn name I've always gone by, using the traditional method is "Allen Holbrook" :thumb:

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WOODY WANKER!!!

:eek:

:laugh:

:eek:

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Bruce Ballslap :smoking:

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Homer Hardon ("D'oh! I gots to have you!") :evil4:

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Bernard Sumner = Master Bater :laugh: Johnny Marr = Joey Rambone

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Mike, you're gonna love this

George Bush = Jack Jizzpump

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ginger g-point (although i think they mean g-spot :scratch: )

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HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER

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So I would be Daddy Lovebone in porn....interesting...

Well, at least it wasn't Hung Like a Hamster! :p

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I think I've got the best so far...

Doctor Hardlove :rofl:

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Sargent Lovewood! :tank:

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Originally posted by Jeff So I would be Daddy Lovebone in porn....interesting...Well, at least it wasn't Hung Like a Hamster! :p

You really thought i had TRIED this.HOHOHO

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My Mom - Penny Silkhole :ignore: Sorry Mom!

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Larry Lovebone... - would any chick pick up a guy with such a name??? I doubt :laugh:

By the way, Babe, I can say something here for you:

Moi srpski rechnik ne velik :)

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Originally posted by A severe young man By the way, Babe, I can say something here for you:Moi srpski rechnik ne velik :)

:thumb: actually it's Moj srpski recnik nije veliki. :scratch: I think my Serbian is not that good neither LOL! Well, not anymore :laugh:

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Originally posted by NObabe > Originally posted by A severe young man> By the way, Babe, I can say something here for you:> > Moi srpski rechnik ne velik :)

:thumb: actually it's Moj srpski recnik nije veliki. :scratch: I think my Serbian is not that good neither LOL! Well, not anymore :laugh:

oh I was close! Dobro. :)

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Where did you see that?

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We had a thread like this one several moons ago.

Mine is SpotDICK :lol:

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Will Wankalot!!

That would fit perfectly for a porn viewer instead of a porn star.

Now with my alter-porn-ego "Travis Diggler" we get:

TOM SPANKS!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

In my first film I'll screw a basketball.

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