Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year to all

I wish you all a Grat Christmas and a Happy New Year. Fellow NOOLERS. Thanks for being there and providing me with my daily laugh. Tomorrow will be last day at work and I won't be back here until Jan 10 and offline till then.

To those who have sent me discs, a big Thank You. You know who you are.

I echo that sentiment. Happy holidays Ronald et al. This is a wonderful community--looking forward to a busy new year. :)

Merry Christmas!!

Enjoy the feasts, people.

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Humbug

Merry Christmas to all NOOL'ers!

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Best wishes, one and all.

Get pissed etc.!

Piss Off,,,,,,,,,,,,,

HAPPY NEW ORDER! & Merry X-mas to all of you! :kiss: We Orthodox celebrate X-mas on January the 7th :\party:

Merry Christmas to all, unless you are a Muslim/Jew/Athiest/Buddhist, or Democrat. Then we're comin' to get u!

Sincerely, George W. Bush, Prez-4-Life

:p

happy holidays.

i'm off to miami tomorrow, then managua on friday. talk to you all when i get back in january!

Happy New Year ... and this year I'll kill ... Jeff

Originally posted by NObabe Happy New Year ... and this year I'll kill ... Jeff

...with mistletoe.

I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my solicitor today, and on his advice (and after £399 in solicitor's fees) I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible low stress nonaddictive gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Britain" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race creed colour age physical ability religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...

Merry Xmas to all.

Someone have a beer for me. I'll be sober all over Xmas waiting for my new daughter to be born

Dave

Originally posted by Isn't it time for a beer? > Originally posted by PHD> > > > Originally posted by NObabe> > Happy New Year ... and > > this year I'll kill ... Jeff >

...with mistletoe.

oh...I was hoping she might SHAG me to death!!!

Originally posted by Dave Algeo Merry Xmas to all.Someone have a beer for me. I'll be sober all over Xmas waiting for my new daughter to be bornDave

Best Wishes to YOU and your FAMILY.Man i've got a tear in my eye.

Bah Humbug.

Thanks Alejo.

I have 2 children already, a boy called Leslie, a girl called Heidi and the new daughter will be called Anamika.

After she is born I intend to get completely pissed in celebration

Dave

Originally posted by Isn't it time for a beer? So Dave, wouldn't it be nice for her to debut on December 25th? Congratulations, I'll drink your BEERS!

3 wise men have just knocked on the door.

It must be because I'm a virgin

Make sure the beer is cold!

Dave

Merry Christmas everyone have a good 'un.