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Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.

I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.

I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;

  1. Your starsign
  2. First record purchased
  3. First and second favorite band
  4. First gig
  5. Favourite record sleeve
  6. Most embarassing record in your collection
  7. The size of your collection
  8. Favourite track of all time
  9. The one item you would like in you collection 10.Your Favorite lyrics

Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

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This thread has a lot of POTENTIAL till i answered number one as DAILY STAR.But will answer them all LATER.And tell the TRUTH!:thumb:

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

1.ARIES 2.ERNIE(he drove the fastest milkfloat inthe west) 3.NEW ORDER/JOY DIVISION LED ZEPPELIN 4.TAVARES(Heaven Must Be Missing an ANGEL) 5.SUBSTANCE Gatefold Inner part 6.SHUGZV's tapes(haha) 7.Average 8ALL THE YOUNG DUDES/SILVER MACHINE 9.DAVID SULTAN and friends........ 10.Billy rocked all night......... 11.FAVOURITE pie CHEESE /ONION:love2:

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Your were forced to wear Glitter costumes as a Kid and watch SWEET on telly. Your Father was a MILKMAN ( Milk Machine - Stacia )before he became a LED ZEP rodie. You are the offspring of LEMMY and GLORIA GAYNOR. Your first concert shows that the Glitter had a profound effect on your life DUDE.

You used to skin up on a copy of AFTER THE GOLD RUSH by NEIL YOUNG.

You have a long lost brother who is a POSTMAN in BRAZIL and helps you build up your NEW ORDER collection by sending mystery parcels.

The fact that you mention AVERAGE shows a lack of confidence although this could be down to the subliminal messages from PLANET SHUG recordings.

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT and a PIE and discuss Peter North's finest work.

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1.Taurus 2.Black Celebration 3.New Order/Depeche Mode 4.The name probably wouldn’t mean much to you. A band from Belgrade. 5.Power, Corruption and Lies 6.I think it’s Bananarama – The greatest (s)hits collection 7.XXL Oh well 8.All NO 9. / 10.There is a light that never goes out

Don't you DARE call me a TWAT or there'll be some more blood on my avatar, Mikey!

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You share the same star sign as DIGGY MIKE, you are the offspring of MARIN LUTHER KING and and DORIS DAY.

You once met Stevie Wonder

You liking of Depeche Mode, means you are a closet LESBIAN this is backed up by having a Bananarama record in your collection.

The PCL cover you mention means you are hoping to receive flowers from ROCKET MICK.

XXL, signifies you will have a boob job performed by AL JARVIS.

You are scared of the dark, hence ... There's a light.

You are NOT a twat.

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig, and share a PINT , PIE and discuss Tabatha Cash's finest work

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike 1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics

  1. Pisces.
  2. Kids from Fame soundtrack (the shame...)
  3. New Order,then Radiohead.
  4. The The (liverpool around 1986).
  5. Happy Mondays 'Bummed'.
  6. George Michael 'Listen Without Prejudice'.
  7. 1500+ cd`s plus hundreds of vinyl.
  8. 'Everything In Its Right Place' Radiohead.
  9. Got it-'Song to the Siren' by This Mortal Coil. 10.'Misunderstanding' by Genesis.

Thanks.:thumb:

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1.Libra 2.Olivers Army,Elvis C 3.NO and Ian Brown 4.V fest 5.JD Still,vinyl 6.Minder theme tune 7.small collection 8.Mansun,i can only disappoint u. 9.Stone Roses,cd singles box set. 10.To much fighting on the dance floor,SPECIALS

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:clap::clap::clap: DIGITAL READER

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  1. CANCER
  2. 'INTROSPECTIVE' by PSB (cassette)
  3. KRAFTWERK & PSB/DM/NO/OMD (no special 'order')
  4. DM in Madrid'93
  5. OMD's first album (Peter Saville, of course)
  6. Maybe 'electric dreams' soundtrack
  7. Not too big (all albums of my favourite bands but not many rare CD's except for Kraftwerk)
  8. Messages (single version)
  9. Mint condition 'Blue Monday' first edition 12" vinyl 10.Maybe U2's 'Acrobat' (1991)

I must have to comment for point 8 that I first heard this song when I bought back in December'93 my first ever OMD casette (I had no vinyl player) which was 'The best of OMD'. When I heard this song I instantly thought from the 1st second I heard where in the hell was this song waiting to be heard :clap::clap::clap:. Surely this is the album I was most amazed with after the first listening (at least, before NO's WFTSC).

Cheers from Spain

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Due to technical difficulties MIKE is unable to do this NOW.He has just washed up and the TEA LEAVES have gone down the drain.A bit like NOBABE ,Sir CHUNKS and BLUE ORDER!:smoking::smoking:

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike The next readings will be at 6pm

Liar!

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Just made a fresh POT Steve One , here is your reading.

You lead a sheltered CHILDHOOD, and thought you would be famous one day.

Your DAD is David Soul and your MOTHER is Joan Collins.

You repeat yourself all the time, THE THE ?

You must be GAY, the references to BUMMED and George " one off the wrist" Michael is a give away.

You have a large one, oooh err missus

You would like to give Phil Collins one or possibly two.

You will meet Diggy Mike at a future New Order gig and share a PINT , a PIE and try to discuus GAY SPERM, Diggy MIke wll make his excuses and leave.

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Baldrick, here is your reading

You only like Elvis Costello cause you wore GLASSES at school and was bullied.

You thought V festival was one half of a Volgswagen Festival.

You can wear your favourite record sleeve as it is a coat.

You are a 70's detective GUV GUV GUV

You have a collection of underpants from your neighbours washing lines - SMALLS COLLECTION

You are the offspring off CHARLES MANSON and NANCY SINARTRA

You never dance in nightclubs

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT, PIE and discuss the work of John Holmes

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B. Barrero

You might be SPANISH

You visit PET SHOPS

YOu like Craft Work and make baskets and crochet wooly hats.

You claim to have seen me in 93, it was one of my visitations to you, there will be more.

You once climed a Pylon and fell asleep and had a dream.

Not to big, said a Spanish girl, and she was right, so you started collecting records and posting on here.

The Blue Monday reference signifies you need an ASHTRAY.

You like the wise words of BONGO the clown.

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a futeure NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT and a PIE and discuss the work of Vicrioria Paris

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> Originally posted by Diggy Mike> 7. The size of your collection> > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> 7.Average

rocket, you shouldn't sell yourself short like that!

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

01 ...Sagittarius... 02 ...MATERIAL - 'I'm The One' b/w 'Don't Lose Control' 7" in 1983 (the band was founded by Bill Laswell and Michael Beinhorn)... 03 ...NEW ORDER and JOHN COLTRANE... 04 ...PETER GABRIEL in Vienna 1986... 05 ...GODLEY & CREME - 'Consequences' from 1977... 06 ...CHARLES BUKOWSKY - 'Reads His Poetry' from 1980, recorded somewhere in Canada, but I'm proud to have it although... 07 ...about 10,000 CDs, LPs, 12"es, 7"es, minidiscs and tapes... 08 ...NEWCLEUS - 'Auto Man', a 12" from 1984 (unbeatable)... 09 ...NEW ORDER - 'Retro', with bonus disc... 10 ...I'm an instrumentalist (listen right now to JAN JELINEK - 'Loop Finding Jazz Records' from 2002; JAN JELINEK was one of the favourite artists of my fellow bro' NIKLAS WERNER who died a week ago in New Zealand)...

The Saviour.

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When you say "record collection", do you mean just vinyl or CDs? :shrug:

And is this a stupid question to ask post-1991 (or whenever CDs overtook vinyl as the prime seller of music)? :rolleyes:

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  1. Your starsign Virgo

  2. First record purchased Rock On, David Essex

  3. First and second favorite band JD/NO, The Mekons

  4. First gig The Police, XTC

  5. Favourite record sleeve Everything's Gone Green 12"

  6. Most embarassing record in your collection Sarah McClachlan Remixed album or Bananarama "Bob DeNiro's Waiting" 45

  7. The size of your collection 1500 plus of LP, CD, 45, Cassettes, etc

  8. Favourite track of all time Ceremony

  9. The one item you would like in you collection JD's Sordide Sentimental 45

10.Your Favorite lyricsHard To Be Human, by Mekons

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Taboo, you ask daft questions , when I say record collection i mean music collection. I await your details.

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 When you say "record collection", do you mean just vinyl or CDs? :shrug:And is this a stupid question to ask post-1991 (or whenever CDs overtook vinyl as the prime seller of music)? :rolleyes:

...and does this INCLUDE records melted into ashtrays,ones i have stolen from PARTIES and shoplifted from HMV with the blood of security men on the shrink wrapped covers..thought NOT!:p

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike The next readings will take place at 12 noon GMT

12 GRAZING MY TEALEAVES (GMT).

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How Dare you :jawdrop:, I see a tall dark stranger, it's a Brazilian Postman, be on your guard

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike 1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics

Capricorn Caravan Of Love (Housemartins) JD/NO Birmingham NEC 89 Thieves Like Us Bucket Of Water Song (Tiswas) 300+ Albums 200+ 12" Singles 500 7"Singles 400+ CD Albums 200+ Cassette Singles LOADSA Videos. Temptation Multi-Coloured PCL Love Minus Zero (Bob Dylan)

This should be interesting:thumb:

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Right, I will start work on this complex individual.

Reading to follow

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And this service is FREE, wahey!

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and so he's been concentrating all day long ...

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You may also like to send a item of clothing to MIKE for a more detailed reading.Wonder what he would make of my new DOC's?:confused2:

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike How many holes ?

Only 10 (not 12 as previous MENTIONED):rolleyes:

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Normal service will be resumed tomorrow morning, Shug's submission has left me knackered :nono:

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike 1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics

  1. Libra
  2. Tape: Fat Boys :rolleyes: CD: Animals, Best Of :thumb: Record: Sgt. Pepper (used)
  3. Beatles/Who
  4. First Gig (unofficially, cause I only went to get into an amusement park for free with a church group): lame-ass Christian rock bands :nervous: First Official Gig: Various indie rock groups at a little bar in Clemson (WSBF Spring Concert) :thumb:
  5. Tie between Blue Monday 12 Inch and "Pet Sounds"
  6. Q Magazine "Music for Driving" (came free with the mag), poor-quality Belle and Sebastian live gig
  7. CDs: upwards of 170+, for sure Records: 15-20 vinyl tapes: five or six albums, plus countless in-varying-states compilation tapes
  8. (from my collection): Hey Jude
  9. any decent Marvin Gaye best-of that had the sixties stuff as well as "Let's Get It On" (close second: PIL's output)
  10. "I may not always love you/ but long as there are stars above you/ you never need to doubt it/ I'll make you so sure about it"

Now then, what the fuck am I? :shrug:

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Complex, you will find out in the morning I am consulting a STELLA at the moment

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Diggy Mike> > > > 1. Your starsign> 2. First record purchased> 3. First and second favorite band> 4. First gig> 5. Favourite record sleeve> 6. Most embarassing record in your collection> 7. The size of your collection> 8. Favourite track of all time> 9. The one item you would like in you collection> 10.Your Favorite lyrics >

  1. Libra
  2. Tape: Fat Boys :rolleyes: CD: Animals, Best Of :thumb: Record: Sgt. Pepper (used)
  3. Beatles/Who
  4. First Gig (unofficially, cause I only went to get into an amusement park for free with a church group): lame-ass Christian rock bands :nervous: First Official Gig: Various indie rock groups at a little bar in Clemson (WSBF Spring Concert) :thumb:
  5. Tie between Blue Monday 12 Inch and "Pet Sounds"
  6. Q Magazine "Music for Driving" (came free with the mag), poor-quality Belle and Sebastian live gig
  7. CDs: upwards of 170+, for sure Records: 15-20 vinyl tapes: five or six albums, plus countless in-varying-states compilation tapes
  8. (from my collection): Hey Jude
  9. any decent Marvin Gaye best-of that had the sixties stuff as well as "Let's Get It On" (close second: PIL's output)
  10. "I may not always love you/ but long as there are stars above you/ you never need to doubt it/ I'll make you so sure about it"

Now then, what the fuck am I? :shrug: A BEASTIE BOY..No sleep to BRISBANE! :laugh:

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Shug

You have recently celebrated a Birthday and you received a DVD Recorder as a gift ( how about that ). it does not record on DVD - R's.

Caravan of Love, is the anthem of weekend swingers, oooh err missus :sex:, your liking of this song at an early age leads me to believe ou are the offspring of KEN BARLOW and BARBARA WINDSOR.

Your first gig has had a profound effect on your life, what a shite venue the NEC is, Rock hard plastic seats and warm beer in plastic glasses. Ever since this experience you have been on a mission to create the pefect alcoholic drink, TURBO SHANDIES is one such example.

Thieves like Us is a self examination, you are Corby and possibly Nothampton's number One Cat Burglar.

You have the Bucket of Water song in your collection, as does Diggy Mike, however mine is autograped by Chris Tarrant and Sally ( Fun Bags ) James, and is a master piece that you fail to recognise - pished again i expect.

You have a large one Tamzin emailed to tell me.

You only like temptation, because the chorus is a cry for help when you are pished.

The one Item you realy want in your collection is a NEW ORDER Scarf, SAD.

Your uncle is Bob Dylan, and he once played the Hilton hotel in Corby during a Jimmy Clithero tribute night.

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT a PIE and discuss the FILMS of the PRIVATE XXX organisation. Other NOOLERS will claim you do not crash your fags or buy a round. This is true as you waste to much money on a certain football team who reside in another country.

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike ShugYou have recently celebrated a Birthday and you received a DVD Recorder as a gift ( how about that ). it does not record on DVD - R's.Caravan of Love, is the anthem of weekend swingers, oooh err missus :sex:, your liking of this song at an early age leads me to believe ou are the offspring of KEN BARLOW and BARBARA WINDSOR.Your first gig has had a profound effect on your life, what a shite venue the NEC is, Rock hard plastic seats and warm beer in plastic glasses. Ever since this experience you have been on a mission to create the pefect alcoholic drink, TURBO SHANDIES is one such example.Thieves like Us is a self examination, you are Corby and possibly Nothampton's number One Cat Burglar.You have the Bucket of Water song in your collection, as does Diggy Mike, however mine is autograped by Chris Tarrant and Sally ( Fun Bags ) James, and is a master piece that you fail to recognise - pished again i expect.You have a large one Tamzin emailed to tell me.You only like temptation, because the chorus is a cry for help when you are pished.The one Item you realy want in your collection is a NEW ORDER Scarf, SAD.Your uncle is Bob Dylan, and he once played the Hilton hotel in Corby during a Jimmy Clithero tribute night.You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT a PIE and discuss the FILMS of the PRIVATE XXX organisation. Other NOOLERS will claim you do not crash your fags or buy a round. This is true as you waste to much money on a certain football team who reside in another country.

Now THAT was worth waiting for! Nice work SHERLOCK. 100% Correct:beer:

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Now do TABBo's please!:evil4:

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Taboo, I apologise for not completing your reading yet, I will endeavour to finish it later today.

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TABOOS entire LIFE has changed since his reading.Please call him DEBBIE now!:wink:

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike Mick I ain't done it yet, how was OTWAY?

MIKE due to a bit of CULTURE on TV,BBC 3 or ITV 2 then i watched all about ALEXANDER by MICHAEL WOODS,then saw OLIVER STONE talking about his film.So i never got round to it yet. Looking forward to it though.I was on some websites about him the other night.What a laugh he sounds these days.His is completely MAD but entertaining.:laugh:

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Mikey are you so damn SLOW in EVERYTHING you do? :wink:

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Like to take my time Babe, you would love the way I lick cadbury cream eggs :D

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Please do not forget my reading as well Mike.

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Your late! :nonono:

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only if it will make you work faster :wink:

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How many addresses you have Mike?

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Originally posted by Diggy Mike Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

  1. Sagittarius
  2. Elton John's Greatest Hits Volume II (It was the '70's and I was about 9 years old. I still love the guitar sound on "The Bitch is Back".
  3. The Beatles and New Order
  4. Kiss (1979, all original members with makeup)
  5. Technique
  6. Abba boxset, probably
  7. 2800 or so CD's & records
  8. Fuck, I don't know. I'll say "Temptation"
  9. A new New Order DVD from Digital Mike Binoche
  10. "Yesterday"
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  1. Scorpio
  2. A batch of 3 45's : Redbone - "Witch Queen of New Orleans" Lieutenant Pigeon - "Mouldy Old Dough" and Slade - "Coz I Luv You" in about 1971
  3. 1st = Joy Division 2nd = Chic
  4. Apart from local bands at the youth club it was The Sex Pistols + The Clash + The Heartbreakers on the Anarchy Tour 1976 (Aged 15)
  5. New Order - Movement
  6. Not Embarrassed by any of them.
  7. About 4,000 various LPs, CDs and 12" vinyl. No fooking cassettes!
  8. Etta James - You Got It
  9. I'm looking for FAC 111 Shark Vegas 12". Can't find it anywhere.
  10. "She could've been a killer if she didn't walk the way that she do/but she do" (Bowie!)
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  1. Your starsign - Virgo
  2. First record purchased - Velvet Underground, White Light White Heat
  3. First and second favorite band - New Order, Husker Du
  4. First gig - Black Sabbath
  5. Favourite record sleeve - Zen Arcade, Husker Du
  6. Most embarassing record in your collection - David Soul, Silver Lady
  7. The size of your collection - substantial
  8. Favourite track of all time - Elvis Costello, Shipbuilding
  9. The one item you would like in you collection - Shergold Marathon 6-string bass 10.Your Favorite lyrics - Elvis Costello, Oliver's Army
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Mike, has your muse departed?

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Originally posted by Andy Mike, has your muse departed?

He is ill be he didn't see it coming!Nor very good is our MIKE.:D

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People are still waiting. Will you stop asking Rocket and get this job done?

Thank you

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Originally posted by NObabe People are still waiting. Will you stop asking Rocket and get this job done?Thank you

I can tell YOUR future FRANK-BLEAK...very BLEAK!:D

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Thank you! :evil4:

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Hope it's not too late for mine :D

  1. Sagittarious
  2. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Mother's Milk
  3. JD/NO
  4. UB40 in... erm... sometime before 1993
  5. PC&L
  6. Dunno. I guess Hole's Miss World 7" (I find it embarrassing anyways)
  7. Average
  8. New Dawn Fades
  9. I got that last October :nod: True Faith 7"
  10. James - Say something
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Originally posted by Diggy Mike Hillage Binoche 1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics

  1. Sagittarius
  2. "Empire Records" soundtrack
  3. The Cure, Joy Division/New Order
  4. too long ago to remember
  5. PCL
  6. some of the old cheesy 90's punk/ska albums
  7. hard to say....about 300 albums
  8. also hard to say....LWTUA maybe
  9. an original 12" pressing of Blue Monday....you wanna take your beer off it and send it my way, Mike?
  10. Truth
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This thread is being neglected.Seems MIKES wife has banned him for leaving her ALONE.So instead FRANK can tell us a story about how he wanted to be a POLICEMAN!:eek3:

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Ballet boy not a policeman, dammit!

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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Digital Mike is SLOW in everything he does. Frank is talking from his own experience. But he'll give you a good thing, that's for sure. Just stay patient! Thank you. :wink:

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  1. Your starsign - pisces
  2. First 45 record purchased - three dog night 'joy to the world' -
  3. First and second favorite band - hard to say with my everchanging moods...1st varies btwn NO and superchunk; 2nd uncle tupelo and recent favorite is snow patrol
  4. First gig - (can't tell too embarrassing) - 2nd gig psychedelic furs
  5. Favourite record sleeve - nat king cole 'lazy hazy crazy days of summer' - kitchy and idyllic
  6. Most embarassing record in your collection - hootie & the blowfish (only still have it for sentimental reasons as related to certain fellow)
  7. The size of your collection - 300 cds, 40 vinyl, 100+ digital (paid for) downloads
  8. Favourite track of all time - "temptation" NO then "foolish" by superchunk and it was touched by the hand of god til i listened to it a million times
  9. The one item you would like in you collection - a vinyl that was released by a band from college called 'coldwater army' they were the precursor to Polyphonic Spree - but they are long gone and so is any trace of their music 10.Your Favorite lyrics - ach - i don't know
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BAck by UNPOPULAR demand! You should have seen this coming MIKE if you are as GOOD as you say you are!:laugh:

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My Moon is almost in conjunction with MAYA's face, so a new round of readings will soon begin :moon:

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Originally posted by 777 Diggy Mike 777 My Moon is almost in conjunction with MAYA's face, so a new round of readings will soon begin :moon:

About TIME!:wink:

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Originally posted by 777 Diggy Mike 777 Cheeky Sod :moon:

Well...when?:rolleyes:

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You ALL caught Mike at the bad time. So why don't you piss off? :evil4:

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No you're not. You're visiting the sane side.

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What's the reading's on your collection??

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BUMP

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Digital Mike wrote: Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.

I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.

I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;

  1. Your starsign
  2. First record purchased
  3. First and second favorite band
  4. First gig
  5. Favourite record sleeve
  6. Most embarassing record in your collection
  7. The size of your collection
  8. Favourite track of all time
  9. The one item you would like in you collection 10.Your Favorite lyrics

Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

  1. Libra
  2. Faith No More's "The Real Thing"
  3. Joy Division/New Order
  4. Pink Floyd in Pittsburgh, PA
  5. "Brotherhood"
  6. Um...AFI?
  7. At least 600+
  8. "Temptation"
  9. JD "An Ideal for Living" 7"
  10. "Love Will Tear Us Apart"
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Mike is unable to do any readings at the moment.His shelf full of STEVE HILLAGE SYSTEM 7 and NEW ORDER cassettes fell on his head.He DIDN'T see this coming.A spokesman for HMV says he doesn't need any MEDICAL attention except for his EARS.A A and E doctor manage to fix his copy of BLUE MONDAY thus putting MIKE out of ACTION for another 10 years.LINDA NOLANS GREATEST TITS is the one GEM amonst his collection.His wife has left  him  and was last seen with a member of  NEW  KIDS  ON THE  BLOCK(head).His collection will be donated to BLT.Rocket Mick was not available for comment as damage to a  KING CRIMSON  Startless and Bible  Black  has caused him to go into a BIGGER depression and he may even get a  JOB  to take his mind off  this!

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I see, I see......and here I thought that it was just the depression from being a Baggies fan that was getting to him.

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BUMP

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WHEN?

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AT A LATER DATE!!!!

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sooner than you think

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so when is this going to happen???

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Digital Mike wrote: Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.

I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.

I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;

  1. Your starsign
  2. First record purchased
  3. First and second favorite band
  4. First gig
  5. Favourite record sleeve
  6. Most embarassing record in your collection
  7. The size of your collection
  8. Favourite track of all time
  9. The one item you would like in you collection 10.Your Favorite lyrics

Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

  1. Ram
  2. Rolling stones - Tatoo you
  3. The Chameleons and Joy Division
  4. David Bowie. Spider tour (or something like that)
  5. Metallica- Black album
  6. Laura Branigan (spell?)It was a gift, ok!
  7. C:a 700 CD's and maybe 500 LP's
  8. The Chameleons - Here today
  9. Dunno....
  10. That's from swedish bands.
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