Record Collection Readings

Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.

I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.

I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;

1. Your starsign
2. First record purchased
3. First and second favorite band
4. First gig
5. Favourite record sleeve
6. Most embarassing record in your collection
7. The size of your collection
8. Favourite track of all time
9. The one item you would like in you collection 10.Your Favorite lyrics

Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

This thread has a lot of POTENTIAL till i answered number one as DAILY STAR.But will answer them all LATER.And tell the TRUTH!

I await your submission o wise one

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

1.ARIES 2.ERNIE(he drove the fastest milkfloat inthe west) 3.NEW ORDER/JOY DIVISION LED ZEPPELIN 4.TAVARES(Heaven Must Be Missing an ANGEL) 5.SUBSTANCE Gatefold Inner part 6.SHUGZV's tapes(haha) 7.Average 8ALL THE YOUNG DUDES/SILVER MACHINE 9.DAVID SULTAN and friends........ 10.Billy rocked all night......... 11.FAVOURITE pie CHEESE /ONION

Your were forced to wear Glitter costumes as a Kid and watch SWEET on telly. Your Father was a MILKMAN ( Milk Machine - Stacia )before he became a LED ZEP rodie. You are the offspring of LEMMY and GLORIA GAYNOR. Your first concert shows that the Glitter had a profound effect on your life DUDE.

You used to skin up on a copy of AFTER THE GOLD RUSH by NEIL YOUNG.

You have a long lost brother who is a POSTMAN in BRAZIL and helps you build up your NEW ORDER collection by sending mystery parcels.

The fact that you mention AVERAGE shows a lack of confidence although this could be down to the subliminal messages from PLANET SHUG recordings.

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT and a PIE and discuss Peter North's finest work.

1.Taurus 2.Black Celebration 3.New Order/Depeche Mode 4.The name probably wouldn’t mean much to you. A band from Belgrade. 5.Power, Corruption and Lies 6.I think it’s Bananarama – The greatest (s)hits collection 7.XXL Oh well 8.All NO 9. / 10.There is a light that never goes out

Don't you DARE call me a TWAT or there'll be some more blood on my avatar, Mikey!

You share the same star sign as DIGGY MIKE, you are the offspring of MARIN LUTHER KING and and DORIS DAY.

You once met Stevie Wonder

You liking of Depeche Mode, means you are a closet LESBIAN this is backed up by having a Bananarama record in your collection.

The PCL cover you mention means you are hoping to receive flowers from ROCKET MICK.

XXL, signifies you will have a boob job performed by AL JARVIS.

You are scared of the dark, hence ... There's a light.

You are NOT a twat.

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig, and share a PINT , PIE and discuss Tabatha Cash's finest work

Originally posted by Diggy Mike 1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics

1. Pisces.
2. Kids from Fame soundtrack (the shame...)
3. New Order,then Radiohead.
4. The The (liverpool around 1986).
5. Happy Mondays 'Bummed'.
6. George Michael 'Listen Without Prejudice'.
7. 1500+ cd`s plus hundreds of vinyl.
8. 'Everything In Its Right Place' Radiohead.
9. Got it-'Song to the Siren' by This Mortal Coil. 10.'Misunderstanding' by Genesis.

Thanks.

1.Libra 2.Olivers Army,Elvis C 3.NO and Ian Brown 4.V fest 5.JD Still,vinyl 6.Minder theme tune 7.small collection 8.Mansun,i can only disappoint u. 9.Stone Roses,cd singles box set. 10.To much fighting on the dance floor,SPECIALS

DIGITAL READER

The next readings will be at 6pm

1. CANCER
2. 'INTROSPECTIVE' by PSB (cassette)
3. KRAFTWERK & PSB/DM/NO/OMD (no special 'order')
4. DM in Madrid'93
5. OMD's first album (Peter Saville, of course)
6. Maybe 'electric dreams' soundtrack
7. Not too big (all albums of my favourite bands but not many rare CD's except for Kraftwerk)
8. Messages (single version)
9. Mint condition 'Blue Monday' first edition 12" vinyl 10.Maybe U2's 'Acrobat' (1991)

I must have to comment for point 8 that I first heard this song when I bought back in December'93 my first ever OMD casette (I had no vinyl player) which was 'The best of OMD'. When I heard this song I instantly thought from the 1st second I heard where in the hell was this song waiting to be heard . Surely this is the album I was most amazed with after the first listening (at least, before NO's WFTSC).

Cheers from Spain

Due to technical difficulties MIKE is unable to do this NOW.He has just washed up and the TEA LEAVES have gone down the drain.A bit like NOBABE ,Sir CHUNKS and BLUE ORDER!

Originally posted by Diggy Mike The next readings will be at 6pm

Liar!

Just made a fresh POT Steve One , here is your reading.

You lead a sheltered CHILDHOOD, and thought you would be famous one day.

Your DAD is David Soul and your MOTHER is Joan Collins.

You repeat yourself all the time, THE THE ?

You must be GAY, the references to BUMMED and George " one off the wrist" Michael is a give away.

You have a large one, oooh err missus

You would like to give Phil Collins one or possibly two.

You will meet Diggy Mike at a future New Order gig and share a PINT , a PIE and try to discuus GAY SPERM, Diggy MIke wll make his excuses and leave.

Baldrick, here is your reading

You only like Elvis Costello cause you wore GLASSES at school and was bullied.

You thought V festival was one half of a Volgswagen Festival.

You can wear your favourite record sleeve as it is a coat.

You are a 70's detective GUV GUV GUV

You have a collection of underpants from your neighbours washing lines - SMALLS COLLECTION

You are the offspring off CHARLES MANSON and NANCY SINARTRA

You never dance in nightclubs

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a future NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT, PIE and discuss the work of John Holmes

B. Barrero

You might be SPANISH

You visit PET SHOPS

YOu like Craft Work and make baskets and crochet wooly hats.

You claim to have seen me in 93, it was one of my visitations to you, there will be more.

You once climed a Pylon and fell asleep and had a dream.

Not to big, said a Spanish girl, and she was right, so you started collecting records and posting on here.

The Blue Monday reference signifies you need an ASHTRAY.

You like the wise words of BONGO the clown.

You will meet DIGGY MIKE at a futeure NEW ORDER gig and share a PINT and a PIE and discuss the work of Vicrioria Paris

> Originally posted by Diggy Mike> 7. The size of your collection> > Originally posted by Rocket Mick> 7.Average

rocket, you shouldn't sell yourself short like that!

Originally posted by Diggy Mike Some people use Tarot Cards, some Tea Leaves.I am offering free RECORD COLLECTION READINGS to all Noolers.I will require the following inforamtion for an acurate reading;1. Your starsign2. First record purchased3. First and second favorite band4. First gig5. Favourite record sleeve6. Most embarassing record in your collection7. The size of your collection8. Favourite track of all time9. The one item you would like in you collection10.Your Favorite lyrics Find out what waits you in the future with a reading by DM

01 ...Sagittarius... 02 ...MATERIAL - 'I'm The One' b/w 'Don't Lose Control' 7" in 1983 (the band was founded by Bill Laswell and Michael Beinhorn)... 03 ...NEW ORDER and JOHN COLTRANE... 04 ...PETER GABRIEL in Vienna 1986... 05 ...GODLEY & CREME - 'Consequences' from 1977... 06 ...CHARLES BUKOWSKY - 'Reads His Poetry' from 1980, recorded somewhere in Canada, but I'm proud to have it although... 07 ...about 10,000 CDs, LPs, 12"es, 7"es, minidiscs and tapes... 08 ...NEWCLEUS - 'Auto Man', a 12" from 1984 (unbeatable)... 09 ...NEW ORDER - 'Retro', with bonus disc... 10 ...I'm an instrumentalist (listen right now to JAN JELINEK - 'Loop Finding Jazz Records' from 2002; JAN JELINEK was one of the favourite artists of my fellow bro' NIKLAS WERNER who died a week ago in New Zealand)...

The Saviour.

When you say "record collection", do you mean just vinyl or CDs?

And is this a stupid question to ask post-1991 (or whenever CDs overtook vinyl as the prime seller of music)?

1. Your starsign Virgo

2. First record purchased Rock On, David Essex

3. First and second favorite band JD/NO, The Mekons

4. First gig The Police, XTC

5. Favourite record sleeve Everything's Gone Green 12"

6. Most embarassing record in your collection Sarah McClachlan Remixed album or Bananarama "Bob DeNiro's Waiting" 45

7. The size of your collection 1500 plus of LP, CD, 45, Cassettes, etc

8. Favourite track of all time Ceremony

9. The one item you would like in you collection JD's Sordide Sentimental 45

10.Your Favorite lyricsHard To Be Human, by Mekons

Taboo, you ask daft questions , when I say record collection i mean music collection. I await your details.

The next readings will take place at 12 noon GMT

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 When you say "record collection", do you mean just vinyl or CDs? And is this a stupid question to ask post-1991 (or whenever CDs overtook vinyl as the prime seller of music)?

...and does this INCLUDE records melted into ashtrays,ones i have stolen from PARTIES and shoplifted from HMV with the blood of security men on the shrink wrapped covers..thought NOT!:p

Originally posted by Diggy Mike The next readings will take place at 12 noon GMT

12 GRAZING MY TEALEAVES (GMT).

How Dare you , I see a tall dark stranger, it's a Brazilian Postman, be on your guard

Right, I will start work on this complex individual.

Reading to follow

Well may cost yer a Pint, now be quiet i am concentrating