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17 Jan 2005, 07:32

17 Jan 2005, 07:48

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: wait ... me loves the seamen ;)

:oh well

17 Jan 2005, 10:59

Bet you do Babe :wink:

17 Jan 2005, 11:27

Do call me Fanny from now on :laugh:

17 Jan 2005, 11:33

No I wil call you Honey Pot, are you sending a piccy?

17 Jan 2005, 11:59

3 nipples one? The pic will be sent tomorrow morning 9 am. Errrr that's 8 am in Derby. Now if you excuse me I have to go. Finally found my front door key. :wink:

17 Jan 2005, 12:02

Sorry I have to ask this, but being french native, I could have missed one...

"Spank the monkey" ??? :confused:

17 Jan 2005, 12:12

You probably know it as wanking. JSB certainly does!

17 Jan 2005, 12:43

Originally posted by Spotnick Sorry I have to ask this, but being french native, I could have missed one..."Spank the monkey" ???

Yes Nicos...spank the monkey, Lubing the unicorn's horn, Spanking the cream of cock, Basting the vein, Firming the turtle neck, Tickling the one-handed air guitar, Slaying the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come, Strangling Mr. Ho-Ho, Cooking with your animal, Humping the viper and making him spit poison, Playing tug-o-war with the tower of power, Cranking Peter Tork, Strangling the witness, Strangling your dumber brother, Boxing with the Cyclops 'til he throws up, Corralling the tadpoles , Flogging the dolphin...

or maybe these are more familiar to YOU: La veuve poignet, Se branler ,Se crosser ,Se faire les cinq doigts de la main, Se passer un poignet...

or as Tim said...wanking...just another name for my favorite way to pass the time!!! :p

17 Jan 2005, 15:20

**Originally posted by HOOKY DON'T FLY COACH!Se branler ,Se crosser, Se passer un poignet...

Now you're talking

Could resume to masturbate, you know ;) We're all adults here (except Spike!, but I'm pretty sure he knows what that means now :lol: )

17 Jan 2005, 19:49

Originally posted by HOOKY DON'T FLY COACH! > Originally posted by Spotnick> Sorry I have to ask this, but being french native, I could have missed one...> > "Spank the monkey" ???

or maybe these are more familiar to YOU: La veuve poignet, Se branler ,Se crosser ,Se faire les cinq doigts de la main, Se passer un poignet...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

As a regular member of this site, I am shocked and disgusted at the fact that people from Texas know about these expressions, and the mental image that they may be actually doing this is repugnant.

17 Jan 2005, 22:19

you are shocked and disgusted that I know a few basic terms in French???

Behold the power of the internet!!! :p