Words Women Use

Words Women Use

Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

You never buy me flowers Beware! Now if you DO buy flowers she will get suspicious...

Good one

Wow! What shall I say? THANKS, Mikey!

I'm outta here!

whatever.

"It's ok, it doesn't matter now anyway".

It might not matter now but be advised it will again at some point.

the 'words' to be most fearful of: silence!

Originally posted by AgentWood the 'words' to be most fearful of: silence!

That's the word a man uses towards a woman. :D

Originally posted by AgentWood the 'words' to be most fearful of: silence!

Perhaps Depeche Mode was right about enjoying the silence.

Originally posted by AgentWood the 'words' to be most fearful of: silence!

Perhaps Depeche Mode was right about enjoying the silence.

That Loud Sigh is the ugliest sound a human can make.

And apparently when women say no, they really mean yes. :D

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope And apparently when women say no, they really mean yes. :D

So the woman fighting back is just her being playful?

I copped for a "nothing" and a "fine" about half an hour ago. Doghouse for me later then!!

Hey Tristan, nice to see you standing up for the ladies here! As for the "five minutes" comment in the first post, you men can't talk about that: in my experience, guys take even longer than girls to get ready! Plus, you spend far longer on the phone than we do!

Originally posted by Miss Disco Plus, you spend far longer on the phone than we do!

and more time texting (usually some other woman)

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope And apparently when women say no, they really mean yes. :D

When I say NO I mean New Order

Tim. Don't let your missus talk to you like that

"Do I look fat?" or "do you like my hair"= no win situation, damn if you say yes.... damn if you say no.

Wow Erika, you are a babe

thanks...

howabout this favorite - (huff) "NEVERMIND"