Sorry if you've seen this one, but I just got it in an e-mail!!!
David Beckham phones up Vanderlei Luxemburgo one day and says "Boss I got a problem. I don't think I can play this Saturday" "Why not?" asks Luxembergo "Well" says David, Victoria bought me a jigsaw puzzle to do with the kids, but it's really tough, I can't even fit two pieces together. It's driving me mad to the point I'm losing sleep! I don't think I'll be able to concentrate until I finish it" "Well it can't be too hard" says Luxembergo. Whats it a jigsaw of?" "The picture on the box is a tiger" says Beckham "Well bring it round here, and we'll both have a go" his boss replies.
About half an hour later, Beckham shows up at Luxembergo's house with the jigsaw under his arm, they walk through into the kitchen and David empties the contents over the kitchen table. "Thanks a lot for this boss, I really appreciate it" says David "This has been really getting to me lately - it's just taken over. I dunno why I can't get any of it to fit!" Luxembergo looks back at him and replies "David, put the fuckin' Frosties back in the box and go home!"
