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2 Feb 2005, 04:37

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Dog Walker for me. :laugh:

2 Feb 2005, 04:47

Bernard Sumner, your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber. :evil4:

2 Feb 2005, 05:12

Sore point! :nonono:

2 Feb 2005, 07:09

Michael Garrity PRESIDENT

2 Feb 2005, 07:55

Mike, check out Juliette Binoche, she's GOD! At least we know now who God really is. ;)

2 Feb 2005, 08:43

If I put Dave Algeo I'm a suicide bomber, if I put David Algeo I'm a god.

So if I mix these up I shall be a suicide bomber in the name of (a) god

Dave

2 Feb 2005, 08:45

If I put Dave Algeo I'm a suicide bomber, if I put David Algeo I'm a god.

So if I mix these up I shall be a suicide bomber in the name of (a) god

Dave

2 Feb 2005, 09:30

If i put my real name which is Maja Živanovic, my ideal job is a Permanent Temp.

2 Feb 2005, 09:44

Tristan Jayol, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator. :D

2 Feb 2005, 09:46

Can you belive this? Neil Tennant - Gigolo? :laugh:

2 Feb 2005, 10:46

Tosser more like

2 Feb 2005, 11:06

Originally posted by Dave Algeo If I put Dave Algeo I'm a suicide bomber, if I put David Algeo I'm a god.So if I mix these up I shall be a suicide bomber in the name of (a) godDave

So if Dave shows up on anyones doorstep, make sure he's not wearing a big bulky jacket and holding a detonator before letting him in. :D

Let's see.... C Bentley should be a prostitue, Chris Bentley a monkey impersonator, and Christoper a professional shopper. Hmmmm... so many choices.

2 Feb 2005, 11:57

Okay, so...if I put in my real name I should be a stripper and if I put in Miss Disco, I should be a children's teacher. Who writes this stuff? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

2 Feb 2005, 12:06

Rocket, when I put FRANK, I get UNEMPLOYED. :laugh:

2 Feb 2005, 12:10

If i put my real name in,it says im a Proffesional Tramp! If i put my nick name in,it says im a Complete Nutter!

Im screwed! :cry:

2 Feb 2005, 12:16

says I should be a church minister or monkey impressionist...depending on which form of my first name I use...that's insane!!!

2 Feb 2005, 12:27

Funny Jeff. Whenever I put Jeff White, it says 'Your ideal job is WANKER' :ignore:

2 Feb 2005, 13:15

If I only put my first name I'm a Reality TV Show star. :singer:

2 Feb 2005, 14:42

astrologer :shrug:

2 Feb 2005, 18:49

As Jesse Test, I'm an animal therapist. Under my biological name, Iren, I'm a puppeteer :scratch:

2 Feb 2005, 20:40

Nicolas, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

:eek3:

3 Feb 2005, 00:14

Condom Tester :laugh:

3 Feb 2005, 00:30

Suicide Bomber or a Supermodel. :nuts: :scratch:

3 Feb 2005, 08:11

Originally posted by NObabe Funny Jeff. Whenever I put Jeff White, it says 'Your ideal job is WANKER'

and it says that you are a SUCKer!!!:p

3 Feb 2005, 13:11

big game hunter im coming for you maya

3 Feb 2005, 17:35

Circus Freak? WTF? I'm not taking my pants for just anything y'know............. :rolleyes:

3 Feb 2005, 20:58

Why does mine say Topless Dancer now?

4 Feb 2005, 00:17

Roadie for STEVE HILLAGE

4 Feb 2005, 00:33

a complete and utter nutter for PJ Harvey :laugh:

4 Feb 2005, 11:49

Mime Artist :wtf:

Here I am, miming a man banging his head against the wall :banghead:

4 Feb 2005, 18:11

Mermaid.

4 Feb 2005, 18:45

Your ideal job is a Chef.

but if i include my middle name: Your ideal job is a Paleantologist

Shit

7 Feb 2005, 08:49

Kevin Smith, Your ideal job is a Stripper. :ignore:

My alterego comes up: Your ideal job is a Superhero.

7 Feb 2005, 09:08

"Ricardo Augusto Fernandes, Your ideal job is a Clown."

I hate clowns, they are so creepy. How fookin sad is that?

8 Feb 2005, 23:09

What is a Panto Dame?

8 Feb 2005, 23:13

Originally posted by April Berhow What is a Panto Dame?

OH MY GOD! I just looked up Panto Dame and I found this:

http://www.douglasmounce.com/palebluedame.htm

8 Feb 2005, 23:14

And my whole name reveals I am to be a POLE DANCER??? :laugh: :jawdrop:

9 Feb 2005, 10:19

April...I could say something VERY NAUGHTY...but that just wouldn't be right...now would it?!?!?!

9 Feb 2005, 11:33

Originally posted by Dubya's Little Helper April...I could say something VERY NAUGHTY...but that just wouldn't be right...now would it?!?!?!

Grrrrrrrrrr, haha Jeff, I miss you... call me!

10 Feb 2005, 04:30

Brain Surgeon :rolleyes: Yes, yes... I can see it now... Me and my trembling hands, talking to the relatives, trying to explain that their loved one is safe... in my hands :laugh: