The Great Philosophical Debate Stemming From A Will Ferrell Skit

If you could give yourself head, then would you? :p

Naturally. Just another form of masturbation (lord knows I've exhausted most of the other ones!). No more gay than giving yourself a handjob. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

Why do dogs lick themselves?

Because they can.

I'm sure some really flexiable persons have done it. What other reason could anyone have to be so flexiable.

"The Great Philosophical Debate Stemming From A Will Ferrell Skit"

Well the idea all seems well and good, but I personally think it needs more cowbell.

If men could suck their own dicks the human race would go extinct as the need for women would not exist.