For the building crescendo of love-making

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html?menu=news.scienceanddiscovery

One truly has to wonder how big the condom has to be in order to accomodate that technology. Hopefully you can import Mp3s into it, maybe hook it into an Ipod so I can climax to the 12" version of the Perfect Kiss.

Missionary - Here to Stay

Reverse - Rock The Shack

Everything else - Touched By The Hand of God

Me on top - ALL DAY LONG

Bendover Babe - I've got a cock like the M1

wrong hole: Guilty Partner

me muff-diving: The Perfect Kiss

masturbation: Lonesome Tonight

Simon and Garfunkle THE SOUND OF SILENCE

Digital Mike wrote:

Are you Andy Fletcher?

viagra: Chemical

too long preliminaries: Round & Round

fake orgasm: LIAR

Do you FAKE Maya?

bad lover: Regret

getting married: Ruined in a Day

bukkake: Your Silent Face

condom: Isolation

tremendous orgasm: Paradise

late ejaculator: Slow Jam

DP: Bizarre Love Triangle

anal: Love will Tear us Apart

first time: Something Must Break

sex with you: The Only Mistake

sex with me: Fine Time

G-spot: Vanishing Point

small dick: Every Little Counts

broken condom: From Safety to Where?

your dick: Attrocity Exhibition

bukkake - Jetstream

'rocking the cradle' - Age of Consent

bukkake: Face up