3 Everyday things that PISS you off !!!!!!!!!

Mine are;

1. Toilet Rolls ( in the same vein as Sellotape )- How do you start a new roll.

2. Coathangers, I have no control over them - Mine have never come with a manual.

3. People who think that EVERY band on Factory was great, just because they were on FACTORY - So Funny whilst also sad

Fooking right about the toilet rolls. Hate to be the one who has to find out where it starts. Just too complicated for my brain and an absolute waste of time. :\ohwell:

Do you mean that you don't wipe yourself until somebody else has started the new roll?  How disgusting... 

Yer daft BUGGER, I SAY Yer daft BUGGER !

Drivers who dont thank you when you let them out.

Barstaff that ignore you for 10 minutes.

CD`s that are glued onto magazines (why do they always rip the page?)

Fuckin hell,i`ve turned into me dad!

3 very good choices that would make my Top Ten

wake up too early

work, work, work

fall asleep too early

toilet queues at festivals toothpaste tube being squeezed from the middle Liverpool FC's away form

Dave

1. Kids on the internet...like younger than 21.
2. Starting the shower before getting in. OMG (I know that's weird)
3. People who are standing at the bus/tram/trolley/whatever stop forever and don't get their fare sorted until they are at the driver with 20 people queued up behind them. (ugh everyday)

1. Rich, oblivious college students
2. Boston's public transportation system (or lack of)
3. The snow - why it continues to fall but never goes away.

My dog barking in the morning.

People who think cell phones are toys.

Commercials and advertisements on radio.

WORK

WORKERS

People with too much TIME on their hands eg JSA claimants. (as if)

Service Unavailable Server Too Busy Server Error

Naomi at work "can i get you a noobligation quote with that innit?"

Melissa at work. Waste of space.

My Job.

COLOURS

JEFF

People who COMPLAIN when they do GO to see NEW ORDER!Just get a video from 1984

then!

A ROCKET MICK COLOURED ANSWER ON A SILLY THREAD

I DON"T LIKE ORANGE EITHER BUT THAT IS 4.....so forget this!!!!!!!!!

Customers that phone me at 7:20 in the morning, when I'm still asleep

My cat, when she wake me up in the middle of the night, chasing something

Flat tire on my car, when I have to go to a client.

Well, rainy days aint that nice either

1 My noisey neighbours.

2 Not enough sleep

3 Traffic passing my house..

I would love to move to the country side...if only.

homework

required reading

more FOOKING homework!!

The McDonalds across the street from my house, gotta pick up trash just about every day.

Bad drivers not paying attention to the road, now that I drive a lot for work, often in a big truck, I'm amazed by what I see.

people from Oregon State and Corvallis......

• people on cell phones talking loud as u pls about utterly boring crap, "... hi, i'm here - yeah, i'm looking at some socks...yeah, i like this blue ones...yeah, i do have a pair of blue ones at home...yeah, i could see myself in these..."

• Hyper kids who work the counter at starbucks in the morning. no one needs to be that chipper that early, "...HIWHATCANIGETSTARTEDFORYOUTODAY??"

• slackers at work, who get away with 50 smoke breaks that are 15 minutes each; while i, said non-smoker, toil away, a slave to my calvinistic nature -

1. people who drive while talking on the phone, eating, puting on makeup, etc. ......choose 1 thing people!!

2. my dog who refuses to "do his business" outside when the grass is wet.....you eat your own vomit, you can walk on wet grass.

3. commercials on TV....I wish they only played them at the end of the show and not every 5 minutes

lowbranches wrote:

• people on cell phones talking loud as u pls about utterly boring crap, "... hi, i'm here - yeah, i'm looking at some socks...yeah, i like this blue ones...yeah, i do have a pair of blue ones at home...yeah, i could see myself in these..." - Hyper kids who work the counter at starbucks in the morning. no one needs to be that chipper that early, "...HIWHATCANIGETSTARTEDFORYOUTODAY??" - slackers at work, who get away with 50 smoke breaks that are 15 minutes each; while i, said non-smoker, toil away, a slave to my calvinistic nature -

You REALLY haven't got LIFE sussed yet.Fcuk the smokers...invent your own excuses

and leave your workplace at the MOST inconvient time for your smoking co-workers.Always

make sure they come back to a FCUK up.And always smile and LAUGH when they get anoyed and tell  em to calm  down  and have  a FAG.You must learn  not to let  people  GET  ONE OVER on you.I  should KNOW.You won't get your reward in  HEAVEN.GOD  SMOKES...usually on  a  SUNDAY.

Coffee shops...yell that to SHUT THE FCUK UP you are TIRED.

EASY when you KNOW how.

People with phones...bang into em to make  sure they DROP  it.What  a  GIGGLE.

LEARN TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY.

Regards Social ROCKET the humans  friend!

Rocket Mick, the Denis leary of NOOL

JOBS

MONEY

Paying my MILKMAN

weeing down me trouser leg going out and forgetting people who point!

Digital Mike wrote: Mine are;

1. Toilet Rolls ( in the same vein as Sellotape )- How do you start a new roll.

erm...put it on the toilet roll holder?

oh, wait. you're a guy. you don't know how to do that!

AgentWood wrote:

Digital Mike wrote: Mine are;

1. Toilet Rolls ( in the same vein as Sellotape )- How do you start a new roll.

erm...put it on the toilet roll holder?

oh, wait. you're a guy. you don't know how to do that!

overhand or underhand method?

1. Waiting

2. Queueing

3. A combination of 1 and 2