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Do you love you cat more than your girlfriend?

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My girlfriend can be very time consuming,but my cat is always reiends with me!! Comments...

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I apologize for future events!

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I love your girlfriend more than my cat. :thumb:

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I love your girlfriend more than my cat. :thumb:

Well she has a lovely PUSSY!

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as Eazy E said before he died of AIDS...

I love pussy cats and pussy cats love me...

well, I don't think he said anything about cats....

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The answer is, YES. But don't tell her I said that.

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Digital Mike wrote: Nice Pussy

The kitten is cute aswell!

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Sinners! :evil4:

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Funny, you were calling me GOD last night!!! :uhoh:

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I sure know A LOT for a girl :evil4:

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If you know so much...why couldn't you call me by the right name?!?!?! :scratch:

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DOG? :laugh: :uhoh: :ignore: :evil4: :wink: :eek:

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What if my cat is my girlfriend? How do I decide? :scratch:

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that is a real cute pussy cat! so, so cute! what is his/her name?

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She's called Stella. 1 year old now. A Birma cat. (Holy Birma, in swedish)

The pussy in the back is my girlfriend Sara :)

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yes

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My cats piss all over my house. I've never had a girlfriend who did that.

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sometimes. they're just so damn cute, how can you not love them more than the significant other sometimes?

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The only reason to own a cat is to kill mice. Frankly, I could put a bullet in both of my cats at any moment. Yesterday, Rasta Kitty was on the stove eating our food. Miss Moppet, a little bitch of a cat, frequently scratches the children and shits on the floor if the little box is not to her liking. Both cats are lucky that it is illegal to discharge firearms within city limits unless one is shooting a vicious dog.

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Doctor Clayhead wrote: My cats piss all over my house. I've never had a girlfriend who did that.

When we moved to a new house last summer, Stella started to piss and shit everywere. It was very close that I killed her, but as a last thing, we had her castrated. She hasn't pissed or shitted since them.

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Doctor Clayhead wrote: My cats piss all over my house. I've never had a girlfriend who did that.

When we moved to a new house last summer, Stella started to piss and shit everywere. It was very close that I killed her, but as a last thing, we had her castrated. She hasn't pissed or shitted since then.

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my cat's name is Veron, heheh, it should be he, but after visiting veterinarian he became she

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Moppet has been sleeping on top of people lately. Mostly my wife but I woke up with the cat on me. This cat will sleep on your hip. If you roll over she will engage claws in an attempt to hang on.

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Rian wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote: My cats piss all over my house. I've never had a girlfriend who did that.

When we moved to a new house last summer, Stella started to piss and shit everywere. It was very close that I killed her, but as a last thing, we had her castrated. She hasn't pissed or shitted since then.

She must be quite bloated by now...

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:abovelol:

fookinell!!!

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I love my cat more than my girlfriend....(but the girlfriend bit is crap),just trying to make a good story..... But go on...

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bLuE oRdEr wrote:

Rian wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote: My cats piss all over my house. I've never had a girlfriend who did that.

When we moved to a new house last summer, Stella started to piss and shit everywere. It was very close that I killed her, but as a last thing, we had her castrated. She hasn't pissed or shitted since then.

She must be quite bloated by now...

I knew it was comming.....

She do use her litter box (spell?) but not our beds.

:D

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