Not in my name

Please note, the following threads "do you love you cat more than your girlfriend" "tickelly t!" and "the laziest day" were not started by me, but by my lovely girlfriend Buffy because she could not remember her email address or password and because she is most happy when taking the piss out of me, God bless her. I have since found her email and password so she can log on as herself from now on. :D

Don't forget "Pink is Pretty," "I like scented lotions," and "Oops, I think I missed my period."

Classics all.

Buffy swears she did not do these.

In fact, please disregard the following posts:

"Can't quite touch my fingertips" "Why is it always so hard?" "Got to get a grip"

Seems my hand got bored and lonely while I was otherwise occupied, and posted some threads in my name.

Oh dear me, i umm, feel for you

Careful, my hand's the jealous type!

Martin! Glad to see you back. Keep all the shouting down and put Buffy back in her cage. I still want to come down there to Ausland to crash on your couch for a few years. Bush got re-elected and I don't feel safe as an American anymore. Come to Coachella and see NO twice in the same weekend. You can crash in the huge blanket fort I'm going to build in a friend's hotel room.