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Random examples:

  1. Lust: I'm 22, married for a couple of years and started fooling around on my husband a few months ago. My hubby and I seem to have almost no sexual chemistry between us, where my male friend and I can't keep our hands off each other. I've even let him fuck me in the ass several times, when I won't even let hubby near it. I also swallow his cum. I feel bad about this but I can't stop.

  2. Pride: In order to get myself out of bed every morning, I look at a picture of me and admire my beauty, then I shower because I feel disgusting.

  3. Greed: I (male) fucked my friend (male) because he gave me $300 on a loan. I knew I wouldn't have to pay it back and I haven't. He'll never mention it. I wish I could do it all the time. I'd be drunk a lot though I think.

  4. Gluttony: Nobody drinks like I drink, with the possible exception of the consul in under the volcano, for god's sake. I've been drunk since I was fourteen. You may think you have a substance abuse problem, but this is what I drank yesterday (a tuesday, no less... ); six cans of heineken, one litre of red wine, twenty ounces of vodka... then I went to the bar where I proceeded to drink four shots of whiskey and four pints. I have been in the drunk tank a bunch of times, lost every job I've ever had, never finished university and lost my drivers licence. Its four in the afternoon, and you know what I'm going to do with my day? Go rent moby dick on dvd, pretend I'm captain ahab and drink a bottle of rum like a mentaly retarded pirate. I don't feel the slightest bit of remorse for being so utterly useless, because I'm really good looking and alarmingly smart. I am supposed to be working on a novel, but instead I spend hours in the gym every day to maintain my looks and conceal the fact that I am a shit filled piniata on the verge of full-blown liver damage.

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So Ben is there anything you would like to share with us? :wink:

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I'd have to mention your name.

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Mmmmm...toothbrush.

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I'm going to use my 100th post to confess that I stayed up drinking all night and couldn't get up for work this morning!

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:beer:

fook work!

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My head hurts.:dead:

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If this thread is still here in 24hrs i`ll kiss yer arse Ben. There is no way the moderators are gonna leave it to run.

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SteveOne wrote: If this thread is still here in 24hrs i`ll kiss yer arse Ben. There is no way the moderators are gonna leave it to run.

:evil4:

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SteveOne wrote: If this thread is still here in 24hrs i`ll kiss yer arse Ben. There is no way the moderators are gonna leave it to run.

Yeah unless it is SPOILT by naked pics of the CURE and U2.

What a kerfuffle!

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"I'm dying to be with a Mexican girl I work with who lives 2000 miles away in Mexico."

how can you work with someone 2000 kilometers away?

:confused2:

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Rocket Mick wrote:

SteveOne wrote: If this thread is still here in 24hrs i`ll kiss yer arse Ben. There is no way the moderators are gonna leave it to run.

Yeah unless it is SPOILT by naked pics of the CURE and U2.

What a kerfuffle!

Hey someone needed to euthanize that abomination! Just think of me as Dr. Kevorkian (well not really, Jeff is the one that pulled the plug). I'm sorry if you didn't like the redecorating I did to the thread. :p

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So much for freedom and liberty eh Jeff?

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People really confess stuff like that? How do you know they're not making it up?

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My confession is that I go to sites like that and laugh my arse off at all of the lists.

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[orange]STEVE[/orange] [orange]one[/orange] wrote: If this thread is still here in 24hrs i`ll kiss yer arse Ben. There is no way the moderators are gonna leave it to run.

Why?  are you gonna confess some abomination ?

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: People really confess stuff like that? How do you know they're not making it up?

99% are probably making it up. But, still funny to read the shoit

:read:

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[orange]Ben[/orange] it looks like i owe you an arse kissing...

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[orange]STEVE[/orange] [orange]one[/orange] wrote: [orange]Ben[/orange] it looks like i owe you an arse kissing...

Whenever you want my love.  My butt is as nice as my face.  You will love it.

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Ben wrote:

[orange]STEVE[/orange] [orange]one[/orange] wrote: [orange]Ben[/orange] it looks like i owe you an arse kissing...

Whenever you want my love.  My butt is as nice as my face.  You will love it.

please tell me that your avatar is a joke. i thought only people with over 10,000 posts were facially challenged :rofl:

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That's really me, but my ugly face is counterbalanced by my huge cock.

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[orange]STEVE[/orange] [orange]one[/orange] wrote: So much for freedom and liberty eh Jeff?

Freedom and liberty my ass...what do you think this is...the Constitution of the United States???

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[orange]STEVE[/orange] [orange]one[/orange] wrote: If this thread is still here in 24hrs i`ll kiss yer arse Ben. There is no way the moderators are gonna leave it to run.

and now that you are gonna kiss Ben's hairy arse...I am going to have to lock this one down...it is somewhat inappropriate...now ain't it???

who says I ain't got a sense of HUMOUR???

notice I spelled humor the right way this time?!?!?!

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