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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3560956.stm
Top Five SOngs Played at UK funerals...
EUROPEAN TOP FIVE
Oh, you crazy Europeans!
Those are crap songs. If the GDFM search function was up and running, I could scrape up a link to a thread I started a while back about what songs people wanted played at their funerals.
Tristan wrote: I want a two hour extended version of Don't Do it, and then my body will explode :D
But you'd need a big shiny red button at the front of the proceedings to trigger the explosion. Once people get too sick of hearing "Don't put your finger on the button" for two hours, they'll give in and press it, KABOOM! No Tristan but chunky bits.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Tristan wrote: I want a two hour extended version of Don't Do it, and then my body will explode :D
But you'd need a big shiny red button at the front of the proceedings to trigger the explosion. Once people get too sick of hearing "Don't put your finger on the button" for two hours, they'll give in and press it, KABOOM! No Tristan but chunky bits.
The audience must have a Gallagheresque tarp in case they get sprayed.
Tristan wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Tristan wrote: I want a two hour extended version of Don't Do it, and then my body will explode :D
But you'd need a big shiny red button at the front of the proceedings to trigger the explosion. Once people get too sick of hearing "Don't put your finger on the button" for two hours, they'll give in and press it, KABOOM! No Tristan but chunky bits.
The audience must have a Gallagheresque tarp in case they get sprayed.
No, no, no...you'll be giving them something to remember them by. Too bad bloodstains don't show up well on black clothes.
What type of wanker would want Stairway to Heaven played at their funeral????
A dead methslave maybe.
