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Invention:
A steel yarmulke to be worn by Jews living in the wartorn Middle East. If a suicide bomber or other enemy is approaching, the yarmulke can be taken off and thrown like a throwing star. It will have sharp blades to cut through flesh. Fashion meets function. Perfect for a religious war that just won't end!
Put on a long overcoat or robe, adopt a nervous facial expression and approach someone who already has one.
Good morning
Does this have boomerang functionality? Otherwise it'd be a tad expensive to have to replace the thing over and over.
Wouldn't that be a little dangerous? Chance of the returning (does it have a name) tearing through your own innocent flesh? Oh dear me, no.
What it needs is the ability to turn itself to liquid form and roll along the floor, a bit like in Terminator.
It could crawl up your trouser leg and reform in your pocket, ready for the next attack.
Oh, but I would carry at least three, in case it doesn't return in time to deal with a sustained attack by more than one bomber.
Perfect for a religious war that just won't end!
My idea of today is to fill up my car before I start driving around later today.
(association: endless-circle -> fuelled = endless-circle)
You reminded me of doing that, so that's what your genius idea did for me!
Funny world heh.
PCL wrote: Perfect for a religious war that just won't end!
My idea of today is to fill up my car before I start driving around later today. (association: endless-circle -> fuelled = endless-circle) You reminded me of doing that, so that's what your genius idea did for me! Funny world heh.
ANYTHING i can do to HELP!
