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The £25,000 joke

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One of these jokes won £25,000 on the radio this morning,

can you guess which one?

Last night’s charity panto performance in aid of ‘Help the Paranoid’ descended into chaos... Someone in the audience shouted ‘He’s behind you.’

The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept shouting ‘You crazy foo’. I ain’t gettin’ on no plane!’

Man: "Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing." Doc: "Ok, what are the symptoms?" Man: "A cartoon family on television!"

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Symptoms? :laugh:

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NObabe wrote: Symptoms? :laugh:

Yeah

Didn't laugh at any of the 3 though

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ha n1,

wish id have known about this competition,mind u they probally wouldnt air my joke.

Q, whats the difference between michael jackson and acne.

A, acne waits till your 15 before it comes on your face.

boom boom.

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DoN wrote:

It was actually the BA one... thought they were all lame really, still 25grand aint bad for telling a shit joke is it!

Hibster told this one here the other day. It took me a while to get it though.

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How do rap stars find out when their 15 minutes of fame is up?

They start shooting them:dead:

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"I pity the fool who don't laugh at my joke!"

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I predict pain

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Ricardo wrote:

DoN wrote:

It was actually the BA one... thought they were all lame really, still 25grand aint bad for telling a shit joke is it!

Hibster told this one here the other day. It took me a while to get it though.

I still don't get it.... :shrug:

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Not an "A Team" fan, I take it?

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