ever had a cat stick his butt in ur face?
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good time to sharpen any pencils you've got lying around, just stick em in & twirl that tail!
I prefer human females for lap dances. But cats can be rather annoying. The only reason I have two is to keep mice out of the house. Another plus is that you can leave them alone in the house for a week without checking on them.
Twist wrote:
I prefer human females for lap dances. But cats can be rather annoying. The only reason I have two is to keep mice out of the house. Another plus is that you can leave them alone in the house for a week without checking on them.
thats rather a bold statement 
If you wake up with your cat staring into your eyes, it's waiting for you to die. When someone dies, cats will eat the eyes first. If they find someone who has died, it's a sure way to know if they owned a cat.
ROCKET MICK wrote: Only a PUSSY on my lap!
hibster wrote: good time to sharpen any pencils you've got lying around, just stick em in & twirl that tail!
Yep. But it's the first time I've ever had a pussy in my face without having been stoned off my ass (the only way I'll ever have a bi-experience).
The thing was it was my friend's cat, and I was spending the night at his house. When I woke up the next morning, all I could see was sphincter. Then my friend is standing there like, "aw, she likes you now!"
