Stupid Americans part III

Spotnick wrote: Please people... this is none-sense... this thread was started by a guy living in TEXAS talking about how Americans are stupid.

I believe ANYBODY in here can claim their own country is full of stupid people anyways.

That's easy for you to say. You're from French Canada.

Spotnick wrote:

His (Late) Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Please people... this is none-sense... this thread was started by a guy living in TEXAS talking about how Americans are stupid.

I believe ANYBODY in here can claim their own country is full of stupid people anyways.

That's easy for you to say. You're from French Canada.

And yes, it has a lot of stupid people, otherwise we would be a country already.

Good luck with that independence thing when you have no economic basis for your own country.

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Spotnick wrote: And yes, it has a lot of stupid people, otherwise we would be a country already.

*Would you really want an indipendent Quebec? I don't know, Canada seems like a cool place. It's alot more quiet than America, isn't it? I'd be a lot happier to live there than in the USA, and I'd be proud of that, whether I speak French or English... I can't understand how it really matters in the 21st century when we're all part, with our differences, of the same western culture. I mean, I don't think being a French or English Canadian makes a difference as big as being an Indian or a Pakistan, but then I may admit it's just my ignorance speaking here...

Erm no matter how stupid Americans are, the British government elected by the British people continue to kiss our asses.

HaHaHaHaHa. This is the best thread in weeks!

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FAC103 wrote: Wow...I didn't realize some of my fellow Americans would take such offense to this story...c'mon, you know it's FUNNY...quit taking yourselves so seriously...and if you are an American that takes this quite so seriously, it makes me wonder about YOUR mental abilities...

This thread blows compared to the one we had weeks ago slagging Texas. :p

The British burned down the White House - that was just plain mean. You wouldn't expect that from a country famous for its manners. Pardon me your honor whilst I burn your house down.

Then to add farce to tragedy, some Canadian comedy group (no, not the Parliament - excusez moi, au Parlement du Canada - or Kids in the Hall, but some Dead Troll kinda thing) made up a song making fun of this despicable act. Lyrics posted below for your amusement, enlightenment, shame, anger or other emotional reaction:

"Oh, come back, proud Canadians To before you had TV, No hockey night in Canada, There was no CBC (Oh, my God!). In 1812, Madison was mad, He was the president, you know Well, he thought he’d tell the British where they ought to go He thought he’d invade Canada, He thought that he was tough Instead we went to Washington.... And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned, And we’re the one’s that did it! It burned, burned, burned, While the president ran and cried. It burned, burned, burned, And things were very historical. And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies Waa waa waah! In the War of 1812!

Now some hillbillies from Kentucky, Dressed in green and red, Left home to fight in Canada, But they returned home dead It’s the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham. The loser was America, The winner was ourselves, So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned, And we’re the one’s that did it! It burned, burned, burned, While the president ran and cried. It burned, burned, burned, And things were very historical. And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies Waa waa waah! In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin’ around, Mindin’ our own business, puttin’ crops into the ground. We heard the soldiers coming and we didn’t like that sound. So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming, There wasn’t quite as many as there was a while ago. We fired once more and the Yankees started running, Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh.... They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest, They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn’t go. They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture, Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice, Bring a pack of matches, and we’ll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned, But the Americans won’t admit it It burned, burned, burned, It burned and burned and burned It burned, burned, burned, Now, I bet that made them mad And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies Waa waa waah! In the War of 1812!"

The Canadians seem so peaceful, but it seems inside they are very spiteful.

BTW - would Cockney be considered a foreign language? Is any language spoken by a foreigner a foreign language? Does anyone understand Lou Gramm?

Hey people don't take these things so seriously... Many countries have their fair share of crimes against humanity, starting from Italy. It makes no sense to bring them out here and now, nationalism is out of fashion, bring on the New Order Brotherhood! ;)

First, I thought it was a Clash song

Brazilians are the most stupid people in the world. However, there's one thing we do better than any other country in this globe: deliver mail.

And chicks. Aaaah, those perfect masterpieces of racial mix... better than the Perfecto Remix of World, I say! That definitely is a good argument against racist bastards, those heavenly creatures prove that the more you mix, the prettier they come out... Me girlfriend better not see this thread!