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SWM, 25, lives with grandparents, trying to become the next David Sedaris only straight, seeks SF, 17-107, with similar interests in: gardening, model aircraft racing, New Order, spam (the luncheon meat AND computer virus), collecting nude pictures of Catherine Mannheim, KY Jelly, deer-hunting, NASCAR racing, sodomy, boring infomercials that we can make fun of together, sex, French cuisine but not French people, lesbo bikers with attitude, and a good, firm ass for me to spank on those long winter nights.

Contact: 69-Is-Devine@212456...Orenthal James Simpson@yahoo.com

I'm waiting for YOU! :D

Get your coat you've have PULLED!With MIKE.........

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That's a rather long personal ad.

I'm a miserable old bugger. Marry me

[black]Serious, But Not Desperate[/black]

No money, no job, no car, no hair. Older than your da'. Please, please, please, for the love of God, will someone please marry me.

I want to pee on you.

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--BIG IN UTAH