CONFESSIONAL with His Holiness!

a. All of the albums from Construction time again to Violator (excluding Catching up with and 101).

b. A friend brought me the leather pants. I wear them when we go out.

c. I don't pretend to be Martin Gore.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: a. All of the albums from Construction time again to Violator (excluding Catching up with and 101).

b. A friend brought me the leather pants. I wear them when we go out.

c. I don't pretend to be Martin Gore.

In that case,

a) those are the good albums -- no harm there

b) never look gift pants in the crotch...unless they're assless chaps...in which case you may have cause for alarm.

c) damn straight.

No sins committed as long as you keep the DM intake to a moderate level, balancing your musical diet with plenty of Order. I've been known to indulge in the Depish every now and then, but thankfully my one-time addiction to it has been broken by "faith and devotion" to New Order.

I was walking in the park, hand in hand with my ex, when the hot blonde from my building passed by. We smiled and said hello. What (or who) should I do?

bLuE oRdEr wrote: I was walking in the park, hand in hand with my ex, when the hot blonde from my building passed by. We smiled and said hello. What (or who) should I do?

Since you're still doing the ex, you may not want to jeopardize that until you have the other one securely in the sack...which may be hard to do, especially if she is all that hot. Oh, and don't opt for a threesome...you'll lose both that way. Stick with what you've got, I'd suggest...though if the hot blonde thinks you are still dating your ex, she may or may not be more willing to flirt with you and become comfortable that way. Hard to say. All depends on the wily and elusive hot blonde.

I'm hiding at my office, because I don't want to go home and do all that gardering work. Should I tell Sara that I didn't worked, and be straight with her and tell her that I just sat here and shatted over Internet?

Rian wrote: I'm hiding at my office, because I don't want to go home and do all that gardering work. Should I tell Sara that I didn't worked, and be straight with her and tell her that I just sat here and shatted over Internet?

I think confessing your sins to me should be ample justification enough to miss out on your domestic duties. She'll understand. If not, send her to me.

Boston's "More Than A Feeling" is one of my all-time favorite songs.

Conduct wrote: Boston's "More Than A Feeling" is one of my all-time favorite songs.

Sorry. You're going to hell.

His (New Young) Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Conduct wrote: Boston's "More Than A Feeling" is one of my all-time favorite songs.

Sorry. You're going to hell.

And I'm taking Brad Delp with me!

i have nothing to confess, i am pure and virginal!

smiling downward wrote: i have nothing to confess, i am pure and virginal!

Liar. Don't make me post the transcription of our earlier conversation. You don't fool anyone.

ok i cant reply to that.......

get a room

I have to confess because I am pure and virginal.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I have to confess because I am pure and virginal.

You may be virginal but not pure! Wanking is a thin line to walk...but that takes penetration as the only way to lose one's virginity. Purity is in question from the homoerotic tendencies, given the dominant bigoted majority's viewpoint on homosex being so "deviant." Stupid vanilla fuckers.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

They have surgery for that now...

The Ostrich Hannett wrote: I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Why are all of these problems about people's bisexual tendencies? GOSH!

His (New Young) Holiness, The Pope wrote:

The Ostrich Hannett wrote: I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Why are all of these problems about people's bisexual tendencies? GOSH!

Perhaps it's because we all like New Order?

I was disappointed when it turned out Barney was straight. Cute kids though(more elusive than Mike Jackson's ubiquitous 'Blanket' and co. though)

I worked in a so called haunted office.

My boss was a wanker who thought he knew it all.

I recorded 40 mins of silence on minidisk, followed by my voice slowed down with reverse reverb on it sounding like a devil saying 'Get out'. I put it in the false roof space in his office and left it for him to hear. He came running out, white as a sheet but never mentioned it. After that he wouldn't work late.

I loved his reaction and wanted to keep doing things like this until he had a break down.

Am I a bad person and will I go to hell?

Dave Algeo wrote: I worked in a so called haunted office.

My boss was a wanker who thought he knew it all.

I recorded 40 mins of silence on minidisk, followed by my voice slowed down with reverse reverb on it sounding like a devil saying 'Get out'. I put it in the false roof space in his office and left it for him to hear. He came running out, white as a sheet but never mentioned it. After that he wouldn't work late.

I loved his reaction and wanted to keep doing things like this until he had a break down.

Am I a bad person and will I go to hell?

No, that's fucking hilarious! You're going to heaven for that one. God loves practical jokes, especially when played on wankers. Just look at what He did to Job.

I own the Culture Club's first album. Can I be redeemed?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I own the Culture Club's first album. Can I be redeemed?

Yes, but only because you aren't presumably once of those "hangers-on" who has all their albums, including the ones after they went very far south.