What kind of message do you have on your answer machine?

On your telephone answer machine?

Iam playing with my sexy-doll, please wait

A very boring one. "Hi, this is Ben. I'm not available right now, so please leave a message. Thank you and have a good day."

Conduct wrote: A very boring one. "Hi, this is Ben. I'm not available right now, so please leave a message. Thank you and have a good day."

How the f***k do you dare to use my name?

My favorite was the intro to Front 242's Funkadalphy (sp) but right now it is the operator saying "if you'd like to make a call please hang up and try the number again."

Beavis as Cornholio...

...screaming "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!"

I get bored of the "leave your name & number" type messages. The amount of calls wanting me to do surveys/buy stuff seems to have decreased since I started using it too.

I don't have my name or number, just me breathing. But people still call occasionally, like Kamar, who once sang a song about Simon Gallup onto my messages.

Used to be that really funny siren sound from Kill Bill when Uma sees someone who fucked her up in the past. Then we started getting complaints from roommates' parents who were not film savvy or humor-sensed.

a faxtone.

my son talking...because its sooooooooo cute.

"I'm not here right now, please leave a message and I'll get back to you."

Keeps the creditors guessing. :D

You've called me at a bad time, so why don't you... try again later :D

I have the sample from Lemon Jelly`s Homage To Patogonia

"Were in South America and were looking for something rather special.And there he is!.Its the sea elephant and a big fella too!.That upturned snouts about eight inches" complete with sea elephant grunts and farting>

Used to be a clip from Seinfeld...George's Answering Machine

[Set to the tune of "Walking on Air"]

Believe it or not George isn't at home Leave a message at the beep I must be out or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home!