BIGINSAINSBURYS

1 x fabric softener 3 x packs of 6 little fizzy water 1 x big pack fizzy water 1 x oven ready moussaka 1 x Double Gloucester 2 x Shower Gel 1 x washing up liquid 1 x shaving gel 2 x deodorant 1 x mixed antipasto 3 x Tempranillo 1 x case of 24 strong lager 1 x espresso style coffee 1 x dozen large eggs 1 x microwave chicken jalfrezi 1 x oven ready beef in ale pie 1 x bottle of Tabasco sauce

Two things went wrong - the fabric softener leaked all over my trolley, so everything stinks of it but the skin on my hands is now really soft.

The beef in ale pie has mushrooms in it, so I am going to post it to Belgrade.

Mushrooms. Yum Yum! :p

Beatrix Kiddo wrote: Mushrooms. Yum Yum! :p

I hate mushrooms, so don't send it to Sweden

BIGINFABRIC this was a TRULY great shop.Well done!

Lots of lager, in case I get visitors!

Our GOD, DALE WINTEN would be impessed with that list

Respect

38 EE's wrote: Our GOD, DALE WINTEN would be impessed with that list

Respect

[STRIKE]What, no KY?[/STRIKE]

Sainsbury's certainly seem to have a better checkout set up than Tesco, I may have to try them

Two hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The hunters objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff. Climbing out of the wreck one hunter asked the other, "Any idea where we are?"

"Well, we can't be far from where we crashed last year."