Something wrong with this story

oral rape

Not because of the law, but because he must have filed a complaint.

As George Carlin said...

"Something you never hear a man say, "HEY, STOP SUCKING MY DICK!"

The guy either was 1 gay 2 saving his load for marriage 3 filed charges to restore his good passed-out-at-party name to his wife/GF/fiance/bitch

It's a simple case of "He slept, she sucked".

Maybe it was just that time of the month for him.

He must be gay.

Stupit twat!

come on! you name me one man, straight or gay, who would turn down a free blow job!

Depends who it's off - I certainly would turn it down if it were from a bloke or a minging woman!

oldmonkey wrote: Depends who it's off - I certainly would turn it down if it were from a bloke or a minging woman!

yeah, sure. get any man drunk enough (but not too drunk to perform) and he'll do just about anything for his willy!

It's a simple matter of principle and decorum. You always ask permission first. It doesn't mean that he didn't or doesn't enjoy fellatio. But ask first, please! You don't want to stick your willy just any place - who knows what else she puts into her mouth. If she randomly does that to a sleeping guy at a party, one can only imagine what else has been put in her mouth. Every man has his standards.

ericpear wrote: It's a simple matter of principle and decorum. You always ask permission first.

but that takes the spontaneity out of it. sometimes it's best to prepare a sneak attack, under the radar, before the bloke knows what's hit him.

AgentWood wrote:

ericpear wrote: It's a simple matter of principle and decorum. You always ask permission first.

but that takes the spontaneity out of it. sometimes it's best to prepare a sneak attack, under the radar, before the bloke knows what's hit him.

This sort of thing happens? Hasn't happened to me.

Sounds like you need to get to Florida more often. ;)

And I need to forget about Australia.

bLuE oRdEr wrote: Sounds like you need to get to Florida more often. ;)

And I need to forget about Australia.

Never made to Florida, only ever got as far as Virginia.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

bLuE oRdEr wrote: Sounds like you need to get to Florida more often. ;)

And I need to forget about Australia.

Never made to Florida, only ever got as far as Virginia.

But I thought Virginia was for lovers?

If it's true love she'll let you go other places besides the virginia.

The Hannettarium wrote: If it's true love she'll let you go other places besides the virginia.

Ba-Dumpt-tssh!