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1.Start at London Heathrow Airport.

2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

3.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South"- follow for 0.2 miles.

5.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

6.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles 7.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

8.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

9."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0 miles

11."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

12.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

13.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

14.Take "E xit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles

15.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

16.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles

17.Arrive at the centre of town.

Now that's the way to f**king Amarillo!!!!!!!! SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

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uhm...what are you on about mate???

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FAC103 wrote: uhm...what are you on about mate???

Vacation?

:scratch:

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nah...Vacation was by the Go-Go's...I don't recall them singing about Amarillo...must be an Engerlish type thing...

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Also, you may want to avoid flying over the White House, they get jumpy about that for some reason :shrug:

(check out the news if you've no idea what I'm on about) :thumb:

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Fox News has just released a photo of the pilot who was flying too close to Washington:

:evil4:

Hey, if it's Fox News, it has to be true...

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You didn't use the METRIC system...

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Also, you may want to avoid flying over the White House, they get jumpy about that for some reason :shrug:

(check out the news if you've no idea what I'm on about) :thumb:

Captions, please?

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hit him with the night stick...then use the TASER!!!!

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