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A broken nose, 2 teeth gone, a deep cut in the forehead, a hole in the upper lip and a big wound in the lower lip.
Includes: Sara's bike, beer, icehockey and me.
Had to spend many hours at the hospital last night/this morning. Was bleeding like a pig. Think I was unconscious for a while.
I have pics, but I really don't think any of you REALLY wants to see them.
Cheers!
Where's my straw? 
BIGINOIL wrote: Oh no.
What have you been up to?
Drinking. And using Saras bike. Crashed with my face right down on the road. Smash!
I look like shit. I feel like shit. I will never be the same again.
Rocket Mick wrote: Super...smashing.....gives us the sordid details.
Nope. Maybe a pic tomorrow, but you might puke. Sara did that when I got home last night with blood all over my face.
And what about the icehockey...the stick didn't go where it shouldn't?:D
Ps speedy recovery though.
Rocket Mick wrote: And what about the icehockey...the stick didn't go where it shouldn't?:D Ps speedy recovery though.
Icehockey sucks right now.
Thanks for the recovering thing though.
Crikey - I was thinking that I had a heavy night last night!
I'm sure it won't be so bad when all the swelling goes down, Rian! Facial injuries always look a lot worse than they really are.
Have a speedy recovery.
BIGINOIL wrote: Stunt Rider (Rude)
Actual pictures of Rian, shortly before falling from his bike.
Nice rack, Rian!
Me like her! 
LOL
Never that bad for me. One night we did our 30 mile bar jaunt on bikes at night. Closed the bar. Smoked the bartender up and hit the trail. The next thing I remember was Anders telling me to wake up it's time to go. The bright lights belong to his wife's Jeep. I looked at my surroundings. I had the wheel off the bike, a tube out and tools everywhere. Must have had a flat. I staggered and collected my shit and staggered to the Jeep. Once at the Jeep I read the trail sign. SHIT! Barely made it away from the bar, one fooking block! Anders had to ride all the way home by himself to get the rescue vehicle-15 miles. Or else he called her, I am not sure.
The next day I took inventory: ruined bike tire and my Cartman bowl was missing. Later I discovered that some other party bikers found the bowl and thought it was the funniest goddamn thing they ever seen. I fessed up on the bicycle forum and stated that said cannabis smoking device belonged to me. They said I left it on the wall outside the bar! I got it back on another bike ride and a few Jager shots later.
never again. Morning, noon and night!
gotta wear the cage when your palying ice hockey, i dont care what don Cherry Says
feel better
Server Error in "/" Application wrote: So, riding a bike drunk is worse than driving a car drunk?
It was a bicycle, not a bike. Sorry.
That's not good news. Really sorry to hear that.
Did you read my poem about Ana Matronic? I sent it to Digital Mike and he very kindly posted it on the main forum.
I'm thinking of becoming a full-time professional poet. I'll write a poem for you if you think it will cheer you up?
Give me something to write about and I'll have a go...
Rian, oh Rian your features were fine, Why did you change them with lager and wine? Too drunk to walk, a girls bike did the job, You fell to the tarmac and busted your gob.
Get well soon from everyone at NewOrderOnline.com.
Rian wrote:
Rocket Mick wrote: Super...smashing.....gives us the sordid details.
Nope. Maybe a pic tomorrow, but you might puke. Sara did that when I got home last night with blood all over my face.
pictures, please. i dig those sort of things.
feel better, mate.
Sorry to hear about your injuries. Hope you get doped up on some good pain meds and stick it out in style!
Had a bicycle accident one night, couldn't see a hole in the road, luckily all I got outta that one was embedded gravel in my arm. Very sorry to hear about yours, hope you can recover quickly.
Rian wrote:
Server Error in "/" Application wrote: So, riding a bike drunk is worse than driving a car drunk?
It was a bicycle, not a bike. Sorry.
Oh, that's what I meant, they are synonimous here. So, that's a, ehr, very surprising statement. Even walking drunk could be more dangerous than driving.
Sorry about the accident.
BIGINOIL wrote: Rian, oh Rian your features were fine, Why did you change them with lager and wine? Too drunk to walk, a girls bike did the job, You fell to the tarmac and busted your gob.
Get well soon from everyone at NewOrderOnline.com.
Nice one. Thanks.
