You Vote (Or Die)

Spotnick should be waking up any hour now.

I chose not to vote, which is in and of itself a "vote"....okay, I'm going to bed. Goodnight, folks! :sleep2:

Rasputin

I tremble with fear.

Jeff will lock this polls up

FAC103 wrote: good to see that you all realize these threads are such CRAP that they deserve to be LOCKED UP...

but I can't think of a reason that they should be...I can't see that they violate any rules...

soooooo....

I reckon they stay...

(shady campaign attack ad music starts)

Narrator: Jeff White "says" he realizes that the voting polls are crap, but he claimes he "can't think of a reason" to shut them down....funny, don't you think a moderator would know how these posts violated the rules?

(stirring patriotic music)

Narrator: Trevor Seigler knows crap when he sees it, and calls you on it because it's his patriotic duty. He stands up for American values, like liberty, freedom, democracy, cute white children not being abducted, runaway brides, David Hasselhoff, the Lawerence Welk show, and...America

(Lee Greenwood "God Bless America" as picture of eagle soaring over flag fills the screen)

Narrator: Don't you think it's time a Real American moderates this forum?

(Paid for by Taboo #7 for Moderator...no, actually he can't be bothered. Too lazy )

Oh please! Since when has Texas ever not been America?

Hmmmm...1845. Nevermind.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Oh please! Since when has Texas ever not been America?

Hmmmm...1845. Nevermind.

(stirring patriotic music)

Narrator: Texas has produced some great citizens over the years...George W. Bush, Dunn of Brooks and Dunn, Laura Bush, and George H.W. Bush...

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Narrator: But Jeff White is not one of those people...he claims to be a "good" moderator for the New Order Online boards, but that's just him talking...

Ken X (NOOnline Board Members for Truth): One time, Jeff allegedly saved the board by deleting a thread about lemurs that took a turn for the worse. But I was still able to see the thread several hours after he supposedly did so. My children will be brought up knowing how much Jeff lies.

Bob R (NOOnline Board Members for Truth): I remember Jeff sent me an e-mail, saying he'd like to trade me a live NO show from 1985 for an Electronic gig in '97. When I got the tape in the mail, it turned out to be Dennis DeYoung in Vegas...

Narrator: You see, Jeff White isn't the man you need in charge of moderating. He's "unfit for command".

("God Bless America" as eagle flies over grand plain)

Narrator: Trevor Seigler would never claim to delete a thread that was still around. And he would never send a tape of the former lead singer of Styx in place of a legitimate New Order gig. Trevor Seigler also would never flip-flop on the issue of Julio Moura. Trevor Seigler is a born moderator, with plenty of family values that you as a NOOnline member treasure. He's honest, trustworthy, loves freedom, the Republican Party, and Jesus

("America the Beautiful" as generic photo of GOP hack fills the screen)

Narrator: Trevor Seigler...he'll put the "love" in "Online"

(This Message has Been Paid for by NOOnline Board Members for Truth, and is in no way affiliated with the Non-Campaign of Trevor Seigler to Not Become NOOL Moderator..Because He's Too Lazy)

FAC103 wrote: well...I'm not a real American...

my mum's family came over from Scotland in th 1600's...so like Shuglet....I'm SCOTTISH....

this here forum is moderated by SCOTS...we don't need no stinking AMERIKKKANS....

and quit calling Dubya a Texan...he wasn't born here...so he can't use the title!!!

(shady campaign attack ad music)

Narrator: Jeff White "says" he's not a real American....ah screw it this is getting to be too much work (I'm much too lazy to keep this up) :D

FAC103 wrote: well...I'm not a real American...

my mum's family came over from Scotland in th 1600's...so like Shuglet....I'm SCOTTISH....

this here forum is moderated by SCOTS...we don't need no stinking AMERIKKKANS....

and quit calling Dubya a Texan...he wasn't born here...so he can't use the title!!!

So I guess I'm not a real American, either, since my grandmother came over here from the Ukraine some time in the 20th century.

FAC103 wrote: good to see that you all realize these threads are such CRAP that they deserve to be LOCKED UP...

but I can't think of a reason that they should be...I can't see that they violate any rules...

soooooo....

I reckon they stay...

NOOOO, close them and ban them all!