Slumber Party at Neverland Ranch

Bring your own KY Jelly and Jesus Juice!

He didn't invite me, but I guess that means I'm an adult now. I did hear that Spike received an invitation.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: He didn't invite me, but I guess that means I'm an adult now. I did hear that Spike received an invitation.

Spike's already there, as we haven't heard from him for almost a day.

Spike just got spiked

So when is Spike's mum going to drag Jikel Mackson before the courts?

i just came back from the never land ranch, and all their was....was just bunch of beds with white stains on them...did the police miss that? damn government

First Bush is re-elected, then the wacko is found not guilty....

but theirs hope, new order is back.... Pink Floyd is back togeather (thank GOD) and uh

i got a girl friend... World is comeing to an end lol

Go ahead and laugh, but Michael is an innocent 45-yr. old man who happens to sleep with young boys but there's nothing sexual about that....seriously!

I got my invitation and complimentary PJs...hey, why's the opening in the back?

Digital Spike wrote:

i got a girl friend...

Little Pam and her five sisters.

Spike, sheep may count in New Zealand but not in the States.

The Onion:

Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self

Donald Trump was boasting that he knew all along that Jackson was innocent. But Trump ended his radio propaganda by telling Jackson to keep out of the public eye for a while and do not wave at young boys.

i do have to chuckle every time i see his pathetic mugshot on telly.freak.

I someone that grotesque knocked on my door I am afraid I would have to shoot it. It. Why do his fans not see his desparate pleas for help? Intervention time!

Nooo nooo, y-you're all jus' ig'nerant's all, you're jus' ig'nerant...

I wonder - we haven't seen Tristan around in a few days. Perhaps he's spending some time at Neverland.