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http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/insid20050617t053400002532/
Anyone buy this for a minute? 
Personally, I think they might be rushing things. Especially for such a fake relationship :\ohwell:
Oh well, now Tom's raised the fucking bar for all of us normal guys. If we don't go ape and jump all over couches declaring our love for the ladies, we won't get anywhere 
I think this guy is a lunatic, and has when over the edge with scientology. He actually had the nerve to criticize brooke shields for using ant-depressants for post-partum depression.
I guess they are now know as TOMKAT.
Also, what what a drop off from penelope cruz. He must be crazy.
Knuckle heads. Even stars get starstruck and once it wears off on Katy, she'll drop him for someone else. I'd be there to help get through it but I don't think my wife would like that too much...
Ironwill wrote: Knuckle heads. Even stars get starstruck and once it wears off on Katy, she'll drop him for someone else. I'd be there to help get through it but I don't think my wife would like that too much...
It definitely seems like she's overwhelmed by the fact that he's "Tom Cruise!" and probably doesn't really know the guy. I just hope she gets a good prenup
By all unauthorized accounts, Tom Cruise is very gay (see "Top Gun" for more evidence) and he just needs to keep up the lavender facade somehow. So now he can act as absolutely fabulous as he wants for the media, claiming that it's hetero love boggling his mind. Doesn't fool me for a minute.
So, he proposed today... that's quick.
However, I just can't wait to see War of the Worlds...
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: By all unauthorized accounts, Tom Cruise is very gay (see "Top Gun" for more evidence) and he just needs to keep up the lavender facade somehow. So now he can act as absolutely fabulous as he wants for the media, claiming that it's hetero love boggling his mind. Doesn't fool me for a minute.
Pah, next you'll be telling us Jacko's marriages were a cover for his pedophilia...
I like how Katie wouldn't answer Letterman's questin on where she and Tom had met, a pre-arranged dating service by the Scientologists, even if other women Tom had his eye on *cough*(allegedly)*cough* had turned him down.
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: I like how Katie wouldn't answer Letterman's questin on where she and Tom had met, a pre-arranged dating service by the Scientologists, even if other women Tom had his eye on *cough*(allegedly)*cough* had turned him down.
I knew there was something more to his relationship with Val Kilmer in "TG" than mere competitiveness
Well, when they get the quickie divorce in Vegas around 2007, don't say I didn't tell ya so 
I have the attention span of a gnat with high blood pressure, so I read that headline "Tom Katie's Penis Enlargment!".
From Hannett to Eternity wrote: I have the attention span of a gnat with high blood pressure, so I read that headline "Tom Katie's Penis Enlargment!".
That's probably the truth right there (she's a nice "beard" for our boy Tom)
ok Scientologists believe we humans came from volcanos and they have these red machines they attach to your brain to analyze your past life disturbances.
In one word: Fucked.
I don't care if you're Tom Cruise.
