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Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: This message brought to you by International Masturbation Spokesman Don Henley:
And yes, that is his left hand just below the head
I always knew he was left-handed.
How, exactly?
It's a well-known, well-documented characteristic amongst afficionados-- or The Brotherhood, as you often style yourselves-- of your hobby, El Guapo. 
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: This message brought to you by International Masturbation Spokesman Don Henley:
And yes, that is his left hand just below the head
I always knew he was left-handed.
How, exactly?
It's a well-known, well-documented characteristic amongst afficionados-- or The Brotherhood, as we often style ourselves-- of our hobby, El Guapo.
So are you saying you're a chronic masturbator? Wow, that takes courage to admit that on an international forum that is read literally by millions 
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: This message brought to you by International Masturbation Spokesman Don Henley:
And yes, that is his left hand just below the head
I always knew he was left-handed.
How, exactly?
It's a well-known, well-documented characteristic amongst afficionados-- or The Brotherhood, as you often style yourselves-- of your hobby, El Guapo.
So what if I'm a chronic masturbator? Wow... I can't believe I just said that.
Have you ever considered that it takes courage to admit that on an international forum that is read literally by millions
Props to you, El Guapo
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: This message brought to you by International Masturbation Spokesman Don Henley:
And yes, that is his left hand just below the head
I always knew he was left-handed.
How, exactly?
It's a well-known, well-documented characteristic amongst afficionados-- or The Brotherhood, as you often style yourselves-- of your hobby, El Guapo.
So what if I'm a chronic masturbator? Wow... I can't believe I just said that.
Props to you, El Guapo. I molest sheep myself (that solves that little jerking off problem just fine)
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: This message brought to you by International Masturbation Spokesman Don Henley:
And yes, that is his left hand just below the head
I always knew he was left-handed.
How, exactly?
It's a well-known, well-documented characteristic amongst afficionados-- or The Brotherhood, as you often style yourselves-- of your hobby, El Guapo.
So what if I'm a chronic masturbator? Wow... I can't believe I just said that.
Props to you, El Guapo. Sheep everywhere will bleat a sigh of relief.
Not when I join forces with Hassel the Hoff
Ewe wouldn't... or would ewe? 
And if anybody search "masturbation" and "new order" in Google.. it's you they are going to read...!!! 
Spotnick wrote: And if anybody search "masturbation" and "new order" in Google.. it's you they are going to read...!!!
Glad to be of servicing
Yes, Ron, I am sick. But life is boring for normal people 
Hi, this is Chuck Norris and the cast of "Walker, Texas Ranger". When we're not on the set kicking criminals and bringing them to justice, we like to masturbate, and masturbate often. We do it not to have fun, but to keep our bodily fluids from possibly impregnating others. As overpopulation puts a strain on the world's food supply, it is important to find pleasure with yourself, and not with anyone else. So kids, keep off the drugs and keep on the knob. Just say no to drugs, and yes to pleasuring yourself. 
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Hi, this is Chuck Norris and the cast of "Walker, Texas Ranger". When we're not on the set kicking criminals and bringing them to justice, we like to masturbate each other, and masturbate often. We do it not to have fun, but to keep our bodily fluids from possibly impregnating others. As overpopulation puts a strain on the world's food supply, it is important to pleasure yourself, preferably with a friend. So kids, keep off the drugs and keep on the knob. Just say no to drugs, and yes to pleasuring yourself.
El Guapo, you're the Mastur.
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Hi, this is Chuck Norris and the cast of "Walker, Texas Ranger". When we're not on the set kicking criminals and bringing them to justice, we like to masturbate each other, and masturbate often. We do it not to have fun, but to keep our bodily fluids from possibly impregnating others. As overpopulation puts a strain on the world's food supply, it is important to pleasure yourself, preferably with a friend. So kids, keep off the drugs and keep on the knob. Just say no to drugs, and yes to pleasuring yourself.
El Guapo, you're the Mastur.
It's all in the picture, man. You got to have that picture for it to work 
bLuE oRdEr wrote: bator.
Oh, well....here I was thinking you were paying me a compliment 
I'll take it as that anyway :p
Church of the KLF wrote: Has anyone here seen the David Hasselhoff movie WITCHERY? It's unbelievable.
Quit trying to change the subject!
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Church of the KLF wrote: Has anyone here seen the David Hasselhoff movie WITCHERY? It's unbelievable.
Quit trying to change the subject!
No, I was asking because I masturbate whenever Hildegard Knef comes on the screen! The thought of her and Linda Blair...together....oofta! 
(Just kidding)
bLuE oRdEr wrote: What an original idea for a movie!
It's called a "homage", blue. That's French for "rip-off"
