Ask Rocket
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I was reading the original Ask Rocket Thread the other day. It's on the page No. 17, 89 fooking pages and then Jeff came and locked it, just like that!!! 
Spotnick wrote: What's the meaning of life?
(Original, is it?
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LIFE is for those with nothing better to do but WORK.If you really want to LIVE then get rid of your job and let someone else PAY.
Note i am WORKING now so i need to get a PROPER LIFE soon.Trouble is i can't find anyone to PAY!
DEATH IN VEGAS...........DEATH IN CHORLEY more like!
Borrowed this one from a Calvin And Hobbes cartoon, but what is the difference between a hot dog, a frankfurter and a wiener? 
What is the difference between Run and Run 2, especially now that Run 2 will appear as Run on the video collection, and the Run 2 of the Best Of was merely Run. 
Hannett of the Apes wrote: Why is Chorley F.C. also known as "The Magpies"?
Cos all their fans are THIEVES LIKE US!:D
Ronald Kirsch wrote: What is the difference between Run and Run 2, especially now that Run 2 will appear as Run on the video collection, and the Run 2 of the Best Of was merely Run.
2:D
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Why are Ilkeston Town FC know as the ROBINS and why are we all having problems with DVD's?
CORBY CASTOFFS Mike
NObabe wrote: Mick, what really happens when one dies?
You go to PLANET ROCKET.Minty mint records ,beer,KFC and NO WORK.A living HELL.I should coco..........
Boatraceface wrote: Who, in your esteemed opinion Mick, is the biggest New order junkie in the world?
NIC-well you have seen his picture!(only joking before i get BARRED again).
Digital Mike Binoche wrote: Where do i sign up for Planet Rocket ?
TATTON COMMUNITY CENTRE.....just off DOLE LANE!:D
How exactly would i get by without a job?.And not resort to robbing Barclays?.And i haven`t had any aunts die and leave me with load of dosh either.
Johnny wrote: How exactly would i get by without a job?.And not resort to robbing Barclays?.And i haven`t had any aunts die and leave me with load of dosh either.
Million Dollar Question! It is VERY difficult cos i have TRIED it after WORKING for 24 YEARS.I did manage a 3 YEAR stint though NOT WORKING.Now i am in and OUT of WORK quite a LOT. Now if you want to be a GETAWAY DRIVER for a day i can POINT you in THE WRONG DIRECTION.But really you must find yourself a RICH BITCH! I just looking,i'm not BUYING! Have GOOD mates too.Being taken to the BOXING tonight for NOTHING which is NICE. But i like the IDEA of NOT WORKING and can honestly say THOSE WERE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE! Laugh...i nearly signed OFF! :D
Rocket Mick wrote:
Johnny wrote: How exactly would i get by without a job?.And not resort to robbing Barclays?.And i haven`t had any aunts die and leave me with load of dosh either.
Million Dollar Question! It is VERY difficult cos i have TRIED it after WORKING for 24 YEARS.I did manage a 3 YEAR stint though NOT WORKING.Now i am in and OUT of WORK quite a LOT. Now if you want to be a GETAWAY DRIVER for a day i can POINT you in THE WRONG DIRECTION.But really you must find yourself a RICH BITCH! I just looking,i'm not BUYING! Have GOOD mates too.Being taken to the BOXING tonight for NOTHING which is NICE. But i like the IDEA of NOT WORKING and can honestly say THOSE WERE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE! Laugh...i nearly signed OFF! :D
You still haven't answered my question about the Clash though ya baldy git......
Oh, and could you beat Shug at Draughts if Shug was sober?
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Rocket, what's the SECRET to FINDING a job?
With me it was PURE LUCK.Got back working for a company that i used to work for years ago.Used some conatacts too.But i am now doing a MANUAL job for not much money.But i needed to be doing something as six weeks work in SIX MONTHS does NOT pay the bills. A good question though and one that i hope to be able to shed more constructive information on later this year.Making ends meet and doing TEMP work is very hard because you have to PROVE yourself each day.
