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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."

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tee hee. :laugh:

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Canadian jokes eh?

I'll try to translate that one, let's see.

One day, a guy from Ontario and a guy from Quebec were in a plan that crashed and ended up on a desert island. After a few days, the guy from Ontario finds a bottle in the sea, opens it and a genie comes out and say he can grand them 2 wishes.

Their first wish was obviously to come back to their home, but then the time for the second wish came, the guy from Ontario goes on "we're pretty tired of having everybody moving to Ontario, and tired of our neighbours in Quebec, can you please put a 20 feet wall around Ontario?"

Genie says, wish granted, then the guy from Ontario vanishes and go home.

Then the genie look a the guy from Quebec and asks him to say his 2nd wish.

He goes "can you please fill this with water now?"

:D

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