After almost two years of trying to get published on National Lampoon's website... 
http://nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/dogcatcher/dogcatcher.asp
That is all, folks 
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Now, of course, every time I make a comment on here I'll preface it with "as an author who was published by The National Lampoon, I feel..." and generally lord it over everyone here (at least the ones who want to be writers). I will do this while typing in my grotto where several ladies in various stages of undress will try to slip me out of my silk robe and onto the revolving circular bed in the middle of the room, and I will curtly dismiss them if their tongues in my ear becomes too much of a distraction from making a point that I as a published National Lampoon contributor could only make...
Or I could just let it go to my head :p
