AgentWood wrote: what about a thread entitled 'best looking male on NOOL'? maya and i MSN about it all the time.
Oh well, did you really think I had the guts to spit it out!?!? ![]()
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AgentWood wrote: what about a thread entitled 'best looking male on NOOL'? maya and i MSN about it all the time.
Oh well, did you really think I had the guts to spit it out!?!? ![]()
Substance User wrote: No question about this one.
Are you judging by photos or people you've actually met?
either/or.
Substance User wrote:
Are you judging by photos or people you've actually met?
Errr ... both?
Ben wrote: Who are they? C'mon, I won't blush
They!?!?! I think there is only one, Big Ben!!! Of course it would be too easy to say Digital Mike cause that's what people are expecting me to do.
The truth is out there! Ask Agent, she knows the answer! ![]()
Substance User wrote: homophobes are so unattractive.
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you're right...but what does this have to do with anything?
i don't really understand your point. yes i know who the 'homophobes' are, but if guys are going to go on about women on thi forum, let us have our fun.
if men want to post, that's fine, too!
Here's the deal: I give you the name, you give the name(s) too. Where's Bere when you need her? ![]()
NObabe wrote: Bet you looked in here just cause you were hoping to see your name on the list!
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All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.
And we know that! Hello, Ronald, it's been so long since we both were online at the same time.
NObabe wrote: And we know that! Hello, Ronald, it's been so long since we both were online at the same time.
Hello there Maya. What are you doing up this time of day? What time is it there anyway? I'm just starting work.
Time to go to bed then. I'd join you in that, but for some reason they insist that I make an appearance here every now and again.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.
well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)
men always complain that they can't understand what women are saying anyway, so we'll continue to confound you by speaking in our own tongue.
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.
well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)
men always complain that they can't understand what women are saying anyway, so we'll continue to confound you by speaking in our own tongue.
Fair enough. Keep confouding us. Life wouldn't be the same if you (female plural) didn't.
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.
well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)
Don't know what you're on about. ![]()

I've got a bit of the flu right now, so with my fever, I just might be the hottest male NOOLer...at the moment!!!
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I love 1987 wrote: I've got a bit of the flu right now, so with my fever, I just might be the hottest male NOOLer...at the moment!!!
Now, now... where my jaw has gone after that one?...
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.
well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)
Don't know what you're on about.
dirty old man! i'm one to talk. i think malcolm in the middle is hot....
and i've given hints!
you 'bonnie' lads just aren't ACTively looking for them through those 'tall weeds.'
AgentWood wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: All these posts and still no names. Hey we are only stupid males incapable of reading secret messages.
well, after all the boob threads and pics of scantily clad ladies, we thought a thread involving you lads was only appropriate. ;)
Don't know what you're on about.
dirty old man! i'm one to talk. i think malcolm in the middle is hot....
and i've given hints!
you 'bonnie' lads just aren't ACTively looking for them through those 'tall weeds.'
Ok that could be a hint. Anyway its a nice sunny day here in Canberra.
AgentWood wrote:
it's a dark evening here in FLA.
THAT was not a hint, by the way. in case you're thinking what i think some of you might be thinking.
It's obvious who she's talking about, blue.......and I humbly accept the honor of being the hottest male nooler.
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Wait, you mean....I didn't even make the cut! ![]()
This contest is rigged :(
Taboo # 7 wrote: It's obvious who she's talking about, blue....
really? there are several clues, hence several gentlemen.
colonel mustard is NOT one of them.
and if you know the names do not post them, please. let the other boys guess. maya will post her clues when she awakens tomorrow.
Taboo # 7 wrote: It's obvious who she's talking about, blue.......and I humbly accept the honor of being the hottest male nooler.
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Wait, you mean....I didn't even make the cut!
This contest is rigged :(
We was ROBBED!
Anyway, I count clues for three gents from AgentWood.
any other ladies (where are you?) please feel free to post!
you are correct about the number, mr. blue.
AgentWood wrote: and if you know the names do not post them, please. let the other boys guess. maya will post her clues when she awakens tomorrow.
Surely one has already guessed, and is poppin' a [censored brand of beer synonomous with his nationality] as we speak? Or does he prefer Stella? ![]()
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote: and if you know the names do not post them, please. let the other boys guess. maya will post her clues when she awakens tomorrow.
Surely one has already guessed, and is poppin' a [censored brand of beer synonomous with his nationality] as we speak? Or does he prefer Stella?
stella's better than blanche.
Okay, I've deduced the case based on the following clues:
Agentwood said something about it being "male", so that cuts out half of the folks here by virtue of gender ![]()
No Colonel Mustard? Obviously anyone with "mustard" in their profile name is ruled out. ![]()
And finally, we all know how Spotty "accidentially" deletes my posts questioning whether he really is the "Brad Pitt lookalike" that he claims to be. Thus, it can't be anyone who has been banned in the past few months.
So my suspects are the following:
:p
(hope I didn't give it away, Christy)
bLuE oRdEr wrote: You're nae too hard to figure out, AgentWood.
your use of scots vernacular leads you in the wrong direction, dear.
So I'm wrong twice over, but the number's still three, and three is the number, the number being three. Proceed.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: By the way, I left clues about two young ladies hidden in one of my posts.
do they enjoy milk?
bLuE oRdEr wrote: So I'm wrong twice over, but the number's still three, and three is the number, the number being three. Proceed.
but you think you have the third?
why are you fostering that idea?
and yes, it is milk. i hope to god. i wonder if [insert name here] olsen on the right knows who andy warhol is.
AgentWood wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: So I'm wrong twice over, but the number's still three, and three is the number, the number being three. Proceed.
but you think you have the third?
why are you fostering that idea?
Interesting phraseology, that...
and yes, it is milk. i hope to god. i wonder if [insert name here] olsen on the right knows who andy warhol is.
Maybe she just likes bananas. ![]()
Is this a hottest male nooler that both Agentwood and Maya agree on? I know a few that Maya likes, so that could narrow it down....
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Is this a hottest male nooler that both Agentwood and Maya agree on? I know a few that Maya likes, so that could narrow it down....
no, we don't agree on them. well, some we do but we each have different tastes and for the purpose of this thread our answers are different.
any other NOOLer can contribute to our little discussion, as well. but, as jonathan said, no homophobia please! (not necessarily directed at you, churchy)
us folks who prefer men are just getting you back for all those asia argiento (spelling?) pictures. ![]()
i must say, there are quite a few good-looking and very interesting (that comes into play, as well) lads to choose from....
***let me amend this: i now understand what you were talking about regarding homophobes, jonathan. we were confused about your posts, which is why i added that section above.
I nominate myself as the hottest male NOOLer because I know no one else - except for maybe Tristan - wil nominate me.
Everyone who wants to be a candidate should post a picture, then maybe some clever person could post all those pictures in a new thread for us all to vote on?
Re; Homoppressives... there's nothing to stop the men as well as the women voting in the same poll. The thread is called 'hottest male nooler', not 'hottest male nooler as defined by heterosexual nool females'...
Peace man.
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote: and if you know the names do not post them, please. let the other boys guess. maya will post her clues when she awakens tomorrow.
Surely one has already guessed, and is poppin' a [censored brand of beer synonomous with his nationality] as we speak? Or does he prefer Stella?
Highly rated on my list. Mike that is, not Stella! Harder than you thought it would be, Mr. Blueman? :wink3:
How do you upload an image?
When I click on image it prompts me for an website address and i want to upload from disc...
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Here goes...

Hah! Hah! It worked! Thanks NOBabe!
Sorry- it's a pic of me being marauded by a dalek (sad I know)...
I love 1987 wrote: oh, you are sooooo modest...aren't you!!!
:p
Witty and intelligent too
...You gotta be in it to win it,tho I obviously disqualify myself through being a big nosed arse
I vote Rian cos his photo is handsome,plus he is sound as fook..Tho I aint Gay so what do I know..Is there a Hottest female NOOLER or what??????
Boatraceface wrote:
I love 1987 wrote: oh, you are sooooo modest...aren't you!!!
:p
Witty and intelligent too
...You gotta be in it to win it,tho I obviously disqualify myself through being a big nosed arse
I vote Rian cos his photo is handsome,plus he is sound as fook..Tho I aint Gay so what do I know..Is there a Hottest female NOOLER or what??????
well, I know who I think is the hottest female NOOLer...but I'll never tell...
and I think I just might have to agree with you, Rian just might be the prettiest man we have around these parts!!!
I will have to nominate 2 people for the jury... ![]()
5 years of experience on NOOL reading posts made me select 2 people out of the list...
Apparently, some people have the hots for those 2 guys... ![]()
But don't tell Sebastien, he'll again have his head like a watermelon ![]()
I love 1987 wrote:
well, I know who I think is the hottest female NOOLer...but I'll never tell...
and I think I just might have to agree with you, Rian just might be the prettiest man we have around these parts!!!
rian, michael and muffy are all very good looking lads, but not the ones i'm referring to. i can't say i know what sebastien looks like. maya can speak for herself about her favourite.
and jeff, start posting hints on the other thread--now you've got me curious! ![]()
I love 1987 wrote: erm...Nicos...you are starting to scare me!!! :p
Don't worry about that ;)
I am just reporting what some people posted on here... those aren't my personal tastes, otherwise you'd be in trouble ![]()
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AgentWood wrote:
I love 1987 wrote:
well, I know who I think is the hottest female NOOLer...but I'll never tell...
and I think I just might have to agree with you, Rian just might be the prettiest man we have around these parts!!!
rian, michael and muffy are all very good looking lads, but not the ones i'm referring to. i can't say i know what sebastien looks like. maya can speak for herself about her favourite.
and jeff, start posting hints on the other thread--now you've got me curious!
Thanks god you haven't seen the PSB picture ![]()
Oh, and I got a message from Seb asking me to stop posting pictures of him
when I posted the other one to "correct" the situation ;)
AgentWood wrote:
I love 1987 wrote:
well, I know who I think is the hottest female NOOLer...but I'll never tell...
and I think I just might have to agree with you, Rian just might be the prettiest man we have around these parts!!!
rian, michael and muffy are all very good looking lads, but not the ones i'm referring to. i can't say i know what sebastien looks like. maya can speak for herself about her favourite.
and jeff, start posting hints on the other thread--now you've got me curious!
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies...
but Maya can probably tell you who I am talking about!!!
digitalwaters wrote:
Sorry- it's a pic of me being marauded by a dalek (sad I know)...
I thought it was you after seeing The Island ![]()
NObabe wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote: and if you know the names do not post them, please. let the other boys guess. maya will post her clues when she awakens tomorrow.
Surely one has already guessed, and is poppin' a [censored brand of beer synonomous with his nationality] as we speak? Or does he prefer Stella?
Highly rated on my list. Mike that is, not Stella! Harder than you thought it would be, Mr. Blueman? :wink3:
Not at all, I'm used to it being that hard. :wink3:
(But I wasn't fostering any ideas about Mike, above.)
Spotnick wrote: 2) Sebastien
Apparently, some people have the hots for those 2 guys...
But don't tell Sebastien, he'll again have his head like a watermelon
Who could not love the friendly and lovable Seb, specially when he looks so manful in that PSB shirt...
As I asked in the "other" thread, is there gonna be a Hottest Male and Female NOOLer calendar? :D
AgentWood wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: So I'm wrong twice over, but the number's still three, and three is the number, the number being three. Proceed.
but you think you have the third?
why are you fostering that idea?
and yes, it is milk. i hope to god. i wonder if [insert name here] olsen on the right knows who andy warhol is.
Two down, one to go. :D
Errm, AgentWood's male NOOLers, that is, not triplets, unfortunately. Or would that be too much like groundhog day?
bLuE oRdEr wrote: As I asked in the "other" thread, is there gonna be a Hottest Male and Female NOOLer calendar? :D
I thought I suggested a "Women of NOOL" calendar as the next Community project a while back. But by all means, include both genders.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: As I asked in the "other" thread, is there gonna be a Hottest Male and Female NOOLer calendar? :D
I thought I suggested a "Women of NOOL" calendar as the next Community project a while back. But by all means, include both genders.
Worst part is.. I'd probably buy it ![]()
And actually, you know what, it might NOT be a bad idea to do a calendar for 2006!! raising fund is always an issue now that I'm sure Amazon revenues will drop.
I'm not saying with pictures of NOOLers, but with pictures taken by NOOLers in the most recent gigs... via a vote...
Blimey! I'm gone for 4 hours and it's all become sticky.
To Jeff: Yep, I know who you're talking about. I'll give you a call one of these days.
To Christy: It's neither you nor me though. ![]()
well im shocked and appalled,what gives the ladies (if thats the correct term) on this site the right to treat the blokes in such a sexist manner.
im sure if we had a whos the hottest female topic they would be up in arms and calling us PIGS ect and saying "men dont have periods",and other lesbian quips.
if you want to slap your fannies to pics of blokes then go to playgirl or summat you bunch of degenerate perverts.
but my anger and shock could be abieted if you had put ME in yer bloody list,COWS.
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Ok, I got one of AgentWood's pick, except that 2 clues can actually be the same guy...
But I might be wrong, but that person doesn't have his picture on his profile, so I wonder what's the deduction then ![]()
NObabe wrote: Defo not the same guy!
At least Maya, I know you do like somebody on my picture ![]()
So I'm wrong? hum... I was quite sure about the ACTively clue, but, seems I'm not ![]()
I'm just a clueless guy.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: I CAN't believe you don't know who "ACTivley" is...
Or DO you?
Trust me, even if it was on my face, I probably wouldn't get it :D
Christy has my picture...so, you know, I mean, if at any point you want to, perhaps, say something, you know, either way, I mean I can take it, I'm always open to suggestions that my looks could improve, I'm trying to grow my hair out like "Jim" on the American Office, but I could get it cut.......please tell me!!!!!!!! Am I hot or not?????????????
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whew, okay, that was a bit much, did I come on too strong? ![]()
NObabe wrote: Blimey! I'm gone for 4 hours and it's all become sticky.
To Jeff: Yep, I know who you're talking about. I'll give you a call one of these days.
To Christy: It's neither you nor me though.
i know who it is; the beans have been spilled. :D
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know one of Maya's
there's only one, and you just might be surprised...if she ever decides to tell, that is.![]()
So if we'd be surprised, then it can't be Sir Chunks, and it can't be Diggy... and now we must all be ![]()
Taboo # 7 wrote: Christy has my picture...so, you know, I mean, if at any point you want to, perhaps, say something, you know, either way, I mean I can take it, I'm always open to suggestions that my looks could improve, I'm trying to grow my hair out like "Jim" on the American Office, but I could get it cut.......please tell me!!!!!!!! Am I hot or not?????????????
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Yes, you are hot but I guess that doesn't mean much coming from me.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Christy has my picture...so, you know, I mean, if at any point you want to, perhaps, say something, you know, either way, I mean I can take it, I'm always open to suggestions that my looks could improve, I'm trying to grow my hair out like "Jim" on the American Office, but I could get it cut.......please tell me!!!!!!!! Am I hot or not?????????????
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Yes, you are hot but I guess that doesn't mean much coming from me.
well, it should. hell, i'd be flattered if a girl told me i was hot. have been in the past.
be flattered, trev! ![]()
AgentWood wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Christy has my picture...so, you know, I mean, if at any point you want to, perhaps, say something, you know, either way, I mean I can take it, I'm always open to suggestions that my looks could improve, I'm trying to grow my hair out like "Jim" on the American Office, but I could get it cut.......please tell me!!!!!!!! Am I hot or not?????????????
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Yes, you are hot but I guess that doesn't mean much coming from me.
well, it should. hell, i'd be flattered if a girl told me i was hot. have been in the past.
be flattered, trev!
To avoid any notions of "homophobe"-labeling, I will accept the compliments of my male counterpart. Thank you...but ladies, any time you wanna chime in would be welcome as well ![]()
AgentWood wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I know one of Maya's
there's only one, and you just might be surprised...if she ever decides to tell, that is.
then yes, I know who it is for certain but she has sworn me to secrecy when I correctly guessed. Which begs the question...if we can't guess correctly, who gets to play this game?
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Notice this thread isn't called "Hottest Male Member" like its female counterpart?
I suppose "Biggest Male Member" could be more apropos?
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Notice this thread isn't called "Hottest Male Member" like its female counterpart?
i think our mods might have issues with posting pics. i have no problem with it, however.
AgentWood wrote:
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Notice this thread isn't called "Hottest Male Member" like its female counterpart?
i think our mods might have issues with posting pics. i have no problem with it, however.
As moderator, I promise to continue leading the vanguard of posting semi-nude self-photos.
*Pope for Moderator!*
Spotnick wrote: At least Maya, I know you do like somebody on my picture
Huh? Honestly, Nicos, I have no idea what you're on about. But if you mean Seb, oh yeah he looks a bit like Barney. ![]()
bLuE oRdEr wrote: So if we'd be surprised, then it can't be Sir Chunks, and it can't be Diggy...
Two words and a Brit! :p
What's all this "Homophobe" stuff?
I often have a dig at big gay boys, usually Rocket and Al get it for the pure fact they were both in Right Said Fred.
All harmless stuff, if it wasnae the threads would have been deleted by me.
I have a good track record, the very first NOOL get together back in Jan 2002 (my 27th) I got stalked by a queer in a London nightspot and he wouldnae leave me alone till he kissed ma cheek (face - not arse!)
Then I managed to chat up a gay lad in Barca in a straight pub, then tried ma luck with 3 porn stars in a gay bar.....that's right int it Al ![]()
Shug wrote: Then I managed to chat up a gay lad in Barca in a straight pub, then tried ma luck with 3 porn stars in a gay bar.....that's right int it Al
Tis indeed!

Let's wait for all the homophobic comments to flood in, now! ![]()
Al Jarvis wrote:
Shug wrote: Then I managed to chat up a gay lad in Barca in a straight pub, then tried ma luck with 3 porn stars in a gay bar.....that's right int it Al
Tis indeed!
Let's wait for all the homophobic comments to flood in, now!
When Erik Estrada says it, it must be true...:p
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote: At least Maya, I know you do like somebody on my picture
Huh? Honestly, Nicos, I have no idea what you're on about. But if you mean Seb, oh yeah he looks a bit like Barney.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: So if we'd be surprised, then it can't be Sir Chunks, and it can't be Diggy...
Two words and a Brit! :p
I was talking about the guy next to me on my profile picture ![]()
As for Seb, indeed, he has been told a few times he looked like a young Bernard Sumner. He even has the reverse initials
the only problem with him is that he still looks 16 years old even at 32 ;)
Shug wrote: What's all this "Homophobe" stuff?
nothin' to do with you, shuggy bear. so never fear! ![]()
edit: although it was certainly interesting to read about your 27th birthday and your experiences in barcelona! :D
alright. most people have figured out one of my three, and i think one person has figured out another.
but you can do better than that!
Spotnick wrote: I was talking about the guy next to me on my profile picture
Nicos, you have no friggin' idea how close to the answer you are now!! ![]()
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote: I was talking about the guy next to me on my profile picture
Nicos, you have no friggin' idea how close to the answer you are now!!
wow, your getting braver. I still have no clue.
AgentWood wrote: hmmm, there are a few who are rather 'super' and 'bonnie'. but i CAN't tell you for sure.
yes she is, jonathan (AKA gaz)....
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote: I was talking about the guy next to me on my profile picture
Nicos, you have no friggin' idea how close to the answer you are now!!
wow, your getting braver. I still have no clue.
But I basically spelled it!!!!
i just gave a whopper of a clue about one of mine, as well. ![]()
alert: there is no clue in this post.
NObabe wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote: I was talking about the guy next to me on my profile picture
Nicos, you have no friggin' idea how close to the answer you are now!!
wow, your getting braver. I still have no clue.
But I basically spelled it!!!!
:wink3:
( same goes for you, agent)
Well, goodbye until tommorrow..Off from work.
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
:wink3:
( same goes for you, agent)
Well, goodbye until tommorrow..Off from work.
damn, that was hard work!
Now it's down to a bonnie lad. Thank God I corrected my spelling on bonnie, that's all I got to say. ![]()
well, two bonnie lads, actually. but one ranks a few digits higher, even though they're both very handsome.
not that i know of.
that's mean. you wouldn't want him getting his revenge on you for saying that.
bLuE oRdEr wrote: Now it's down to a bonnie lad. Thank God I corrected my spelling on bonnie, that's all I got to say.
we've got:
and...
i don't think maya will reveal the name of her man without putting up a fight! ![]()
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote: I was talking about the guy next to me on my profile picture
Nicos, you have no friggin' idea how close to the answer you are now!!
I was kind of expecting this for some reason ![]()
AgentWood wrote: i just gave a whopper of a clue about one of mine, as well.
alert: there is no clue in this post.
Come on, that was TOO easy...
AgentWood wrote:
we've got:
- canberra
- supergrass
Wait a minute... I got "1" the other day, but he does have no picture in his profile !!
Except if it's not the same one ![]()
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
I love 1987 wrote:
well, I know who I think is the hottest female NOOLer...but I'll never tell...
and I think I just might have to agree with you, Rian just might be the prettiest man we have around these parts!!!
rian, michael and muffy are all very good looking lads, but not the ones i'm referring to. i can't say i know what sebastien looks like. maya can speak for herself about her favourite.
and jeff, start posting hints on the other thread--now you've got me curious!
Thanks god you haven't seen the PSB picture
Oh, and I got a message from Seb asking me to stop posting pictures of him
when I posted the other one to "correct" the situation ;)
That's one way of saying it.
The other is is calling it a death threath. ![]()
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
we've got:
- canberra
- supergrass
Wait a minute... I got "1" the other day, but he does have no picture in his profile !!
Except if it's not the same one
it's not in his profile, but maya posted for him in the 'let's post our pictures' (or whatever it's called) thread. two pictures, somewhere in the middle of the thread.
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote: At least Maya, I know you do like somebody on my picture
Huh? Honestly, Nicos, I have no idea what you're on about. But if you mean Seb, oh yeah he looks a bit like Barney.
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The Man Up North wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote: At least Maya, I know you do like somebody on my picture
Huh? Honestly, Nicos, I have no idea what you're on about. But if you mean Seb, oh yeah he looks a bit like Barney.
c'mon seb! post some pics. you might enter into the running!
Spotnick wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote: I was talking about the guy next to me on my profile picture
Nicos, you have no friggin' idea how close to the answer you are now!!
I was kind of expecting this for some reason
No, you were not cause I don't think you've got his name yet. The names are the clue, Nicolas. And no, it's not Barney. Come on, this is too fooking easy, even the man himself would know if he ever looked in here.
AgentWood wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
:wink3:
( same goes for you, agent)
Well, goodbye until tommorrow..Off from work.
damn, that was hard work!
like george bush.
depthcharge wrote: What's the grand prize here, ladies?
:\pimp3:
the best, most mind-blowing, hottest...
ego boost you've ever had?
AgentWood wrote:
depthcharge wrote: What's the grand prize here, ladies?
:\pimp3:
the best, most mind-blowing, hottest...
ego boost you've ever had?
You had me there.. momentarily.
Have a feeling there are some dashingly handsome types lurking in the shadows.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
depthcharge wrote: What's the grand prize here, ladies?
:\pimp3:
the best, most mind-blowing, hottest...
ego boost you've ever had?
You had me there.. momentarily.
Have a feeling there are some dashingly handsome types lurking in the shadows.
:\pimp3:
come out of the shadows, you dashingly handsome types!
3 nominees so far:
Come on ladies, get your sweet arses over there and vote for fook sake!!!
When are nominations going to start pouring in? You can get 2 nominations?
Maya, maybe you could invite them?
Tristan Jayol wrote: I'm the hottest and Maya has photo proof!
Neil Tennant isn't hot and neither are you.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Tristan Jayol wrote: I'm the hottest and Maya has photo proof!
Neil Tennant isn't hot and neither are you.
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oldmonkey wrote: Where do I claim my prize?
where would you like to claim it, and what prize would you like, timbo?
depthcharge wrote: Hear that Patrick?
They want us to post our pictures.
:\pimp3:
I think not, DC.
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Hear that Patrick?
They want us to post our pictures.
:\pimp3:
I think not, DC.
you could post a picture of your third cousin five times removed and we wouldn't know the difference. just call him patrick.
depthcharge wrote: What's the grand prize here, ladies?
:\pimp3:
AgentWood said she'd swallow... she didn't say what she would swallow though ![]()
NObabe wrote: 3 nominees so far:
- Ronald Kirsh (by AgentWood)
- leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 (by AgentWood)
- Barney Army (by me)
Come on ladies, get your sweet arses over there and vote for fook sake!!!
But #1 doesn't have a picture in his profile!! What I've been saying for 5 pages
, I got the ACT clue so I was right about him.
I think you are missing Muffy (
) in the list ;)
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood said she'd swallow... she didn't say what she would swallow though
Bad admin, bad! ![]()
Spotnick wrote:
NObabe wrote: 3 nominees so far:
- Ronald Kirsh (by AgentWood)
- leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 (by AgentWood)
- Barney Army (by me)
Come on ladies, get your sweet arses over there and vote for fook sake!!!
But #1 doesn't have a picture in his profile!! What I've been saying for 5 pages
, I got the ACT clue so I was right about him.
I think you are missing Muffy (
) in the list ;)
I've got his in my inbox!
Also posted on "Let's show our personal pics" thread.
Never seen Muffy though. Would I be interested? ![]()
EDIT: Somebody fix that fooking OHWELL smilie, please!
Spotnick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: What's the grand prize here, ladies?
:\pimp3:
AgentWood said she'd swallow... she didn't say what she would swallow though
orange juice. lots of vitamin C.
and ronald's pic is in the thread i mentioned before, so he technically does have a pic on NOOL. ![]()
AgentWood wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: Where do I claim my prize?
where would you like to claim it, and what prize would you like, timbo?
Two very good questions. No idea on either answer!
NObabe wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
NObabe wrote: 3 nominees so far:
- Ronald Kirsh (by AgentWood)
- leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 (by AgentWood)
- Barney Army (by me)
Come on ladies, get your sweet arses over there and vote for fook sake!!!
But #1 doesn't have a picture in his profile!! What I've been saying for 5 pages
, I got the ACT clue so I was right about him.
I think you are missing Muffy (
) in the list ;)
I've got his in my inbox!
Also posted on "Let's show our personal pics" thread. Never seen Muffy though. Would I be interested?
EDIT: Somebody fix that fooking OHWELL smilie, please!
That's Muffy... he had a signature smiley, which was the clue (I think)
bLuE oRdEr wrote:
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Diving accident.
oh, my! that must have been one deep cavern.
but if his nickname is any indication...i'd sure like to meet him!
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Last time he was here, was was "The Real Huntsman" and other several nicknames.
He's lurking...
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Last time he was here, was was "The Real Huntsman" and other several nicknames.
He's lurking...
Gee, I thought that was DC.......
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Hear that Patrick?
They want us to post our pictures.
:\pimp3:
I think not, DC.
you could post a picture of your third cousin five times removed and we wouldn't know the difference. just call him patrick.
But that would be dishonest, AW.....
In any event, I have no such relatives, or if I do, I don't have their pictures.
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Hear that Patrick?
They want us to post our pictures.
:\pimp3:
I think not, DC.
you could post a picture of your third cousin five times removed and we wouldn't know the difference. just call him patrick.
But that would be dishonest, AW.....
In any event, I have no such relatives, or if I do, I don't have their pictures.
you are an intriguing individual, p.
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Hear that Patrick?
They want us to post our pictures.
:\pimp3:
I think not, DC.
you could post a picture of your third cousin five times removed and we wouldn't know the difference. just call him patrick.
But that would be dishonest, AW.....
In any event, I have no such relatives, or if I do, I don't have their pictures.
you are an intriguing individual, p.
An unexpected response, AW.
Perhaps Maya might be able to give you some insights.
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: let's just end this now, i will prevail. Yes, im getting cocky.
Imagine if they had called it "Hottest Male Member" then.
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Hear that Patrick?
They want us to post our pictures.
:\pimp3:
I think not, DC.
you could post a picture of your third cousin five times removed and we wouldn't know the difference. just call him patrick.
But that would be dishonest, AW.....
In any event, I have no such relatives, or if I do, I don't have their pictures.
you are an intriguing individual, p.
An unexpected response, AW.
Perhaps Maya might be able to give you some insights.
Ahem!
BIGINOIL wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Hear that Patrick?
They want us to post our pictures.
:\pimp3:
I think not, DC.
you could post a picture of your third cousin five times removed and we wouldn't know the difference. just call him patrick.
But that would be dishonest, AW.....
In any event, I have no such relatives, or if I do, I don't have their pictures.
you are an intriguing individual, p.
An unexpected response, AW.
Perhaps Maya might be able to give you some insights.
Ahem!
Yes?
Patrick wrote: An unexpected response, AW.
Perhaps Maya might be able to give you some insights.
i have a smidgen of insight, p.
still find you intriguing. why unexpected?
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Hear that Patrick?
They want us to post our pictures.
:\pimp3:
I think not, DC.
I have images of Pats, Huntsman and myself and I'm prepared to post them for a short period of time.
Actually I won't post Huntsman because he's not around to defend himself. Plus he's standing next to a dude in a Wookie-suit in the shot, so it doesn't do much for his height.
:\pimp3:
Patrick wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Last time he was here, was was "The Real Huntsman" and other several nicknames.
He's lurking...
Gee, I thought that was DC.......
So much for that particular conspiracy, P.
Tsk, tsk.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
Actually I won't post Huntsman because he's not around to defend himself. Plus he's standing next to a dude in a Wookie-suit in the shot, so it doesn't do much for his height.
:\pimp3:
doesn't seem like a problem. we can simply deduce that he's less than 7 feet tall.
AgentWood wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Actually I won't post Huntsman because he's not around to defend himself. Plus he's standing next to a dude in a Wookie-suit in the shot, so it doesn't do much for his height.
:\pimp3:
doesn't seem like a problem. we can simply deduce that he's less than 7 feet tall.
The problem is more determining who is the Wookie.
I'll see what I can muster up later.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Actually I won't post Huntsman because he's not around to defend himself. Plus he's standing next to a dude in a Wookie-suit in the shot, so it doesn't do much for his height.
:\pimp3:
doesn't seem like a problem. we can simply deduce that he's less than 7 feet tall.
The problem is more determining who is the Wookie.
:\pimp3:
does huntsman have copious amounts of body hair?
The Man Up North wrote:
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Whatever happened to me anyway ???
i told you...we need some photographic evidence, seb!
The Man Up North wrote:
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Whatever happened to me anyway ???
i told you...we need some photographic evidence, seb!
AgentWood wrote:
The Man Up North wrote:
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Whatever happened to me anyway ???
i told you...we need some photographic evidence, seb!
Altough I don't fear Sebastien's threat, I'll pass this time ![]()
Because I know he can post mine ![]()
Patrick wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Last time he was here, was was "The Real Huntsman" and other several nicknames.
He's lurking...
Gee, I thought that was DC.......
Maybe it was... Muffy's current nickname is Bad Dog.
AgentWood wrote:
does huntsman have copious amounts of body hair?
Sorry Agent Wood, I can't claim to know him that intimately.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
does huntsman have copious amounts of body hair?
Sorry Agent Wood, I can't claim to know him that intimately.
:\pimp3:
as wookiees wear no clothing, surely you could tell which was man and which was wookiee?
AgentWood wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
does huntsman have copious amounts of body hair?
Sorry Agent Wood, I can't claim to know him that intimately.
:\pimp3:
as wookiees wear no clothing, surely you could tell which was man and which was wookiee?
It's a nice theory but they both had their bandoliers fitted quite low that particular day.
Gags aside, Huntsman is a fairly regular lookin' Joe. He doesn't actually run around in long curly boots with a potted plant on his head or anything like that, as some here may have envisaged.
:\pimp3:
AgentWood wrote:
Patrick wrote: An unexpected response, AW.
Perhaps Maya might be able to give you some insights.
i have a smidgen of insight, p.
still find you intriguing. why unexpected?
I wouldn't have thought my comments would seem intriguing, AW. I try to blend into the wallpaper.
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
does huntsman have copious amounts of body hair?
Sorry Agent Wood, I can't claim to know him that intimately.
:\pimp3:
as wookiees wear no clothing, surely you could tell which was man and which was wookiee?
It's a nice theory but they both had their bandoliers fitted quite low that particular day.
Gags aside, Huntsman is a fairly regular lookin' Joe. He doesn't actually run around in long curly boots with a potted plant on his head or anything like that, as some here may have envisaged.
:\pimp3:
Are you quite sure that photo is really H, DC?
I liked your comment about blending into the wallpaper though, Pats.
Seen Garden State yet? Perhaps your aunt buys your shirts too.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote: I liked your comment about blending into the wallpaper though, Pats.
Seen Garden State yet? Perhaps your aunt buys your shirts too.
:\pimp3:
Haven't seen that one yet, DC. Looks like it could be a good source of wardrobe ideas.
Do you mind if I post our photos later, P?
For the ladies?
Apparently AgentWood is offering a free massage to the winner.
... Albeit an ego massage.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote: Do you mind if I post our photos later, P?
For the ladies?
Apparently AgentWood is offering a free massage to the winner.
... Albeit an ego massage.
:\pimp3:
I would be quite interested to see any photos you might choose to post, DC. But I reserve the right to deny everything.
depthcharge wrote: Excellent. I promise not to divulge the more risque ones, P.
I'll be back later.
:\pimp3:
I can hardly wait.
Spotnick wrote:
Patrick wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote: whatever happened to muffy, anyway?
Last time he was here, was was "The Real Huntsman" and other several nicknames.
He's lurking...
Gee, I thought that was DC.......
Maybe it was... Muffy's current nickname is Bad Dog.
I had thought the last time he appeared he was calling himself Knut.
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote: Excellent. I promise not to divulge the more risque ones, P.
I'll be back later.
:\pimp3:
I can hardly wait.
I guess it's dinner-time in Perth.
Hi patrick, always nice to see you. If i remember correctly you live in the district of columbia?
Digital Spike wrote: Plus my bands Cover for our album.
Bad name for a band. I know its a NO song but what does it mean to you?
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: Hi patrick, always nice to see you. If i remember correctly you live in the district of columbia?
Hi, Jonathan. I'm always glad to see you as well.
Yes, I confess, I live in D.C.
Patrick wrote: Yes, I confess, I live in D.C.
You could've worded that one a bit less suggestively, P.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: Yes, I confess, I live in D.C.
You could've worded that one a bit less suggestively, P.
:\pimp3:
You should be grateful that I didn't say that I live in DC, DC.
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: Yes, I confess, I live in D.C.
You could've worded that one a bit less suggestively, P.
:\pimp3:
You should be grateful that I didn't say that I live in DC, DC.
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Btw, can't be arsed to search through the pages but I'm sure Mr. Boatraceface nominated Rian, so that makes 4 nominees so far, no?
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: my nomination is Mr. Brown
your second nomination, that is.
*ahem*
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and what does boatraceface mean, anyway? i'm also curious.
edit: boatraceface. there's your answer, patrick. handsome lad.
NObabe wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: Yes, I confess, I live in D.C.
You could've worded that one a bit less suggestively, P.
:\pimp3:
You should be grateful that I didn't say that I live in DC, DC.
Btw, can't be arsed to search through the pages but I'm sure Mr. Boatraceface nominated Rian, so that makes 4 nominees so far, no?
Only 4 votes?
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:D
AgentWood wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: my nomination is Mr. Brown
your second nomination, that is.
*ahem*
and what does boatraceface mean, anyway? i'm also curious.
edit: boatraceface. there's your answer, patrick. handsome lad.
Is he the one who liked Jetstream so much?
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: my nomination is Mr. Brown
your second nomination, that is.
*ahem*
and what does boatraceface mean, anyway? i'm also curious.
edit: boatraceface. there's your answer, patrick. handsome lad.
Is he the one who liked Jetstream so much?
that would be correct.
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
Digital Spike wrote: Plus my bands Cover for our album.
Bad name for a band. I know its a NO song but what does it mean to you?
It could be worse. Click my profile to see the name of the band I was in (over 10 years ago).
No, I didn't choose the name.
if i remember correctly, we now have 7 in the running:
any others?
i'm going to add grahame ferguson (glas vegas) because i don't like odd numbers and because i have mentioned in the past that he is very attractive. so that makes 8.
all very good looking men on the list and i can think of a number of others i could add myself. i'm sure other ladies could add even more, but this could start to look like an israeli national election with about 50 parties to choose from!
again, whats better super or bonnies?
I really think we should limit to two nominations.
Its going to be watered down.
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: again, whats better super of bonnies?
I really think we should limit to one nomination.
oh yeah, your nominations were in different threads. DUH.
it's hard to narrow it down at this point. grass that is super and bonnie lads each have different qualities. but both are lovely.
perhaps we should have primaries, conventions where two or more candidates are nominated, then finalists can campaign until voting day. ![]()
Johnny wrote: "any others?"
check me profile pic.gotta be in there with a shout surely!!!
I'd say you deserve a spot on the ballot.
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: What im i again? Super or Bonnie?
super. as in gaz from supergrass! ;)
AgentWood wrote: if i remember correctly, we now have 7 in the running:
- ronald kirsch
- leeharveyoswaldRIP1963
- mystery bonnie lad yet to be uncovered
- barney army
- rian
- boatraceface
- i love 1987
any others?
i'm going to add grahame ferguson (glas vegas) because i don't like odd numbers and because i have mentioned in the past that he is very attractive. so that makes 8.
all very good looking men on the list and i can think of a number of others i could add myself. i'm sure other ladies could add even more, but this could start to look like an israeli national election with about 50 parties to choose from!
Didn't someone nominate Muffy?
no. we don't know where he's been. and maya decided he was too attractive for her! i've used up my nomination quota, i think.
'too perfect' were her exact words, i should say.
Alright the updated list it is then
Notice, some cute lads have just been added to the list.
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: new rule: 3 nominations each.
But what's the point? Sooner or later we'll have a poll on this subject meaning you get to vote for one person only.
Maybe I should just enter and see if it works out..

More pics:
AgentWood wrote: and i think blue order nominated wenorder in a roundabout sort of way.
I did indeed. Add him to the list. And I would have also nominated Boatraceface, but somebody finally got around to it.
NObabe wrote: Alright the updated list it is then
- Ronald Kirsch
- leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963
- "mystery bonnie lad yet to be uncovered"
- Barney Army
- Rian
- boatraceface
- Jeff AKA I love 1987
- Grahame Ferguson AKA Glas Vegas
- Digital Mike
- Sir Chunks
- Shug
- Johnny
- wenorder
Notice, some cute lads have just been added to the list.
updated updated list
NObabe wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: new rule: 3 nominations each.
But what's the point? Sooner or later we'll have a poll on this subject meaning you get to vote for one person only.
list may have 100 names. Like the agent said like a israeli election. I wouldnt bother with looking at all the pictures.
May i suggest the survivor series.
Digital Spike wrote: where the heck am i on the list?!?!?!?!
as with the female list, we're restricting the nominees to those 18 and over. doesn't mean you aren't a darling, spike. :)
i'm very hot!!
but ive had the heating on too long,drinking havana club and dancing to mr disco ![]()
Jesus : 11 threads......
Time to look outside the door people.
I vote for ( ) NOOLs very own Alan Partridge and Sonja.
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: my nomination is Mr. Brown
your second nomination, that is.
*ahem*
and what does boatraceface mean, anyway? i'm also curious.
edit: boatraceface. there's your answer, patrick. handsome lad.
Is he the one who liked Jetstream so much?
that would be correct.
Boatrace is my favourite cockney rhyming slang.For the non english it means face,as does Chevy(as in Chevy Chase)So boatraceface is just made up to give it a curious evolution.I also reserve my right to be a tosser,cos its just mumbo jumbo that confuses people evidently:p
And erm,thanks G...er, I think, for the nomination...see our friends, see the sights,feel aaaaaalright!!!
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: my nomination is Mr. Brown
your second nomination, that is.
*ahem*
and what does boatraceface mean, anyway? i'm also curious.
edit: boatraceface. there's your answer, patrick. handsome lad.
Is he the one who liked Jetstream so much?
You really don't want to get me started on the Jetstream debacle.....
they say time is a great healer,but JET is a great steaming Fuck up single release,very damaging to the album in my humble opinion..obviously I have moved on,tho I think I may forever be associated with anti Jetstream fundamentilism...some people really hate me on NOOL because of my wind ups to those who liked it
I must admitt I had some fun there tho
some saw the funny side so it was ney all bad crac..
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: who's going to nominate john king?
I think that might be viewed as a nomination, Jonathan. If so, I second it.
Boatraceface wrote:
Patrick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: my nomination is Mr. Brown
your second nomination, that is.
*ahem*
and what does boatraceface mean, anyway? i'm also curious.
edit: boatraceface. there's your answer, patrick. handsome lad.
Is he the one who liked Jetstream so much?
You really don't want to get me started on the Jetstream debacle.....
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they say time is a great healer,but JET is a great steaming Fuck up single release,very damaging to the album in my humble opinion..obviously I have moved on,tho I think I may forever be associated with anti Jetstream fundamentilism...some people really hate me on NOOL because of my wind ups to those who liked it
I must admitt I had some fun there tho
some saw the funny side so it was ney all bad crac..
I'm certainly willing to move on. Definitely no hard feelings on my part.
Patrick wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: who's going to nominate john king?
I think that might be viewed as a nomination, Jonathan. If so, I second it.
I did not nominate him.
You would have to.
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
Patrick wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: who's going to nominate john king?
I think that might be viewed as a nomination, Jonathan. If so, I second it.
I did not nominate him.
You would have to.
Well, then, Jonathan, I accept that responsibility.
Patrick wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
Patrick wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: who's going to nominate john king?
I think that might be viewed as a nomination, Jonathan. If so, I second it.
I did not nominate him.
You would have to.
Well, then, Jonathan, I accept that responsibility.
What reasons are you nominating him for?
Will you be sharing a photo of yrself?
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
Patrick wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote:
Patrick wrote:
leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: who's going to nominate john king?
I think that might be viewed as a nomination, Jonathan. If so, I second it.
I did not nominate him.
You would have to.
Well, then, Jonathan, I accept that responsibility.
What reasons are you nominating him for?
Will you be sharing a photo of yrself?
Well, Jonathan, it was you who first mentioned him in this thread. I suspect our reasons would be similar.
I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.
Patrick wrote: I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.
I'll nominate Pats.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.
I'll nominate Pats.
:\pimp3:
Seconded.
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.
I'll nominate Pats.
:\pimp3:
Your support is very much appreciated, DC. Still, I am not a candidate. If elected, I will not serve.
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.
I'll nominate Pats.
:\pimp3:
Your support is very much appreciated, DC. Still, I am not a candidate. If elected, I will not serve.
hmmm...Patsy is a very secretive sort...
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.
I'll nominate Pats.
:\pimp3:
Your support is very much appreciated, DC. Still, I am not a candidate. If elected, I will not serve.
I appreciate your charming humility here Pats but frankly, if the fans want it, they're gonna get it. I didn't see anything above regarding having to provide consent to be nominated.
Now we can do this the easy way or I'll be forced to release the photos and you'll have to weather the stampede.
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depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Patrick wrote: I am not a candidate for this position, so no photos of P will be provided.
I'll nominate Pats.
:\pimp3:
Your support is very much appreciated, DC. Still, I am not a candidate. If elected, I will not serve.
I appreciate your charming humility here Pats but frankly, if the fans want it, they're gonna get it. I didn't see anything above regarding having to provide consent to be nominated.
Now we can do this the easy way or I'll be forced to release the photos and you'll have to weather the stampede.
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Oh, not the photos, DC! The horror, the horror!
I'm sure I cannot even begin to imagine what photos you might be prepared to bring forth, DC, can I?
Imagine away Pats, by all means.
Frankly I'm just a little stunned to get you so animated, especially this early in the morning, your time.
Quoting Brando, using exclamation points, encouraging ribald imagery into the readers' heads, whatever next I wonder?
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... And that's precisely the reason that myself and the Oil Magnate have dropped your name into the mix.
It's that hot male intellect that will see you in the NOOL Hottest Male winner's golden falling leaf g-string by the week's end.
Well, that and the photos.
:\pimp3:
Apparently AgentWood has had one especially tailored, navy blue in colour with a golden leaf on the front to conceal the essentials. It's very True Faith and quite a prize I might add.
:\pimp3:
Is there not some inconsistency, DC, between the proposition that "hot male intellect" might be a basis for success in this competition and the concept of a g-string as the winner's garb?
Patrick wrote: Is there not some inconsistency, DC, between the proposition that "hot male intellect" might be a basis for success in this competition and the concept of a g-string as the winner's garb?
Hmmm.. That contradiction was the basis of the evidently small amount of wit in that post.
Jeez Pats, I'll hire some neon signage to highlight the humour next time. <<< JOKE HERE!
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depthcharge wrote: No, sorry Pats. I find it demeaning to men.
:\pimp3:
As H might say, hmmm....
Hmmmm.. indeed.
Nevertheless, you're on your way, P. A vote from myself and a vote from Oiler gives you two, by my calculations. I do believe that puts you well in the running.
I'll see if I can muster up some more support.
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depthcharge wrote: Hmmmm.. indeed.
Nevertheless, you're on your way, P. A vote from myself and a vote from Oiler gives you two, by my calculations. I do believe that puts you well in the running.
I'll see if I can muster up some more support.
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There are so many possible things to say that I find I can't choose among them.
I was thinking that perhaps you should dig up that old college photo, the one with the beard and.. was it a jogger's headband?
We could position you as "the thinking woman's crumpet" in this contest. May help swing the tide your way.
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depthcharge wrote: I was thinking that perhaps you should dig up that old college photo, the one with the beard and.. was it a jogger's headband?
We could position you as "the thinking woman's crumpet" in this contest. May help swing the tide your way.
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Beard and long hair; no headband. Remember, DC, I'm not a candidate.
Think we've scared everyone off this thread with our dry banter, P. Perhaps the whole talent show is now doomed.
Kirschy will be gutted, he was really workin' that attention back there.
Anyhow, it's late here - I'll leave you to it.
Don't forget, I'll trade you a photo for that college pic where it sounds like you were into Uriah Heep.
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The room has gotten rather empty indeed, DC.
Uriah Heep? Sounds very vaguely familiar. Might have been my roommate freshman year.
BIGINOIL wrote: Has anyone nominated me yet?
I plan to mount a vigourous campaign, should the need arise.
Speaking of vigorous camapaigns, someone here did major promotion in Belgrade on Sunday, but to no avail ![]()
The updated updated updated list again
Patrick wrote: I'm delighted to see that in spite of DC's worst efforts, I'm not on the list.
Your wish is my command, P!
NObabe wrote: The updated updated updated list again
- Ronald Kirsch
- leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963
- "mystery bonnie lad yet to be uncovered"
- Barney Army
- Rian
- boatraceface
- Jeff AKA I love 1987
- Grahame Ferguson AKA Glas Vegas
- Digital Mike
- Sir Chunks
- Shug
- Johnny
- WenOrder
- Biginoil AKA Biggy - the name says it all
- King of nothing - the very first nooler who dared to visit me here
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Great! The money spent on the campaign wasn't wasted after all ![]()
Seriously though, you should take my name off the list, I'm not worthy a nomination. Especially after spending two consequetive nights trains, from Transylvania (I was there on vacation) to Budapest and Budapest to Belgrade made me look like a zombie.
Besides I'm way too modest...
King of Nothing wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Has anyone nominated me yet?
I plan to mount a vigourous campaign, should the need arise.
Speaking of vigorous camapaigns, someone here did major promotion in Belgrade on Sunday, but to no avail
I heard all about that.
Patrick wrote: I'm delighted to see that in spite of DC's worst efforts, I'm not on the list.
The list is far from difinative.
You're not on it, and I am far too low on the list
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