Northern Monkey or Southern Fairy?

Take the test

I'm a Southern Fairy, apparently.

YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY

Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.

If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.

Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.

In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!

And I live in Sweden

I am a northern bastard! Good thing, don't think my friends would let me live it down otherwise!

Well al go t'fut of ar sters. I tuk this test, like, an it sed a wu suthen fairy. Best keep this t'mesen, any u mi mates darn t'pigeon lofts ud piss em sens. Nah then, wur'd a put t'wippets lead?

(a translation will soon be available for those south of the Watford gap, North America and other former colonies)

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!

Proud to be an Honorary Manc!

Northern Bastard.

I was born and raised all around the Manc area, but spent most of my time in Warrington; can't beat a bit of black pudding, although the wife turns her nose up (although perplexingly she enjoys a bit of Nigerian 'cow foot')...

However, my Northern genes are thinning; I've been living in London since 1989 and in a couple of years time I'll have been 'darn sarf' more than 'up north (me lad)'.

Help! I'm turning into a plastic southerner! - My most worrying sign is that I now prefer curry sauce and chips to gravy and chips...

Eeeeeeek!!!!

Done the test and i'm still (just about) a northerner...

dipping your hands in the thames and pulling out an eel to eat aint my cup a tea.i am northern the north will rise again

Southern Fairy

Typical house price Accrington, East Lancs: living room, dining room, kitchen extension with new fitted kitchen, 4 piece bathroom, double glazing throughout and gas central heating, front garden and rear yard. £45,000 - £80,000 (outside bog also included in't price & with optional Accrington Stanley Football club view) Local pub £1.65 double vodka & coke £1.30 pint Bitter £1.50 pint larger

Above all this Madchester city centre is about 20miles away!

Nuff said

i am a southern fairy. and i think that such an outfit would go well with my hair :D

NObabe wrote: Southern Fairy

Me too...

northern bastard, apparently.

the fact that i DON'T support manchester united must have something to do with it.

Northern bastard but then I knew that already!

Look at this! I'm a Northern Bastard...go figure.

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!