RUN-OFF: hottest male NOOLer. FINAL POLL!!

here we go, our final poll between those who garnered 3 or 4 votes each. good luck gentlemen!

edit: as of the time this was first posted, 5:50 pm, these are your finalists.

vote on THIS SITE instead. the other one should already be locked, by e-mail request of NO Babe (the thread starter)and myself.

eh?

edit: when i opened this poll and we (maya and i) decided to lock the other poll and i asked people to post HERE instead (and sent e-mails out to ask for the other poll to be locked) there were four finalists. i can't help it if the poll wasn't locked four hours ago! we have to end it sometime!

ooooooo what poll is this? damn did i missed it all?

bansheeman wrote: ooooooo what poll is this? damn did i missed it all?

the finalists for the hottest male NOOLer. pick your fave.

Not happy with this poll, none of my candidates on the list

It's bullshit that Shug isn't on here. Conspiracy.

Just for clarification. Is this a poll where a (mainly) male group is voting on which of these four males they find most sexually attractive?

I've cast my vote for Jonathan. It seems a little odd that none of the people who have voted for the two candidates that currently have the most votes have bothered to make any comments about their votes.

James Thomas wrote: Just for clarification. Is this a poll where a (mainly) male group is voting on which of these four males they find most sexually attractive?

actually, this poll was initially started because maya (NObabe) and i were discussing the relative hotness of NOOL men. so, since the guys on this site are always talking about hot women, we, the underrepresented females decided to start this poll. wel, maya actually went ahead with it. :D

you don't have to find the male NOOLer sexually attractive, necessarily. just who you think is the 'hottest,' whatever that means to you.

Steve wrote: It's bullshit that Shug isn't on here. Conspiracy.

there are about 250 members (give or take a few) of the corby order on this site. why didn't you all vote for sexy shug and we could've easily declared a decisive winner? ;)

I wonder who this person is who keeps voting for me?

James Thomas wrote: Just for clarification. Is this a poll where a (mainly) male group is voting on which of these four males they find most sexually attractive?

Errm, NOT why I didn't post that I voted for WenOrder...

it's close, but will one of these men pull a seabiscuit in the final stretch?

That's a Phar Lap for us. Just some NZ looser horse that couldn't make it in America, yet became an Australian hero.

Ronald Kirsch wrote: That's a Phar Lap for us. Just some NZ looser horse that couldn't make it in America, yet became an Australian hero.

yep--heard of him. there was a film made about phar lap, as well, wasn't there?

I wanted Rian to win this poll.

Oh, shit, that's me

Steve wrote: It's bullshit that Shug isn't on here. Conspiracy.

Here! Here!

What's the prize?

Ness....

AgentWood wrote: it's close, but will one of these men pull a seabiscuit in the final stretch?

Most of us will be happy as long as none of them pull a soggy biscuit in his final stretch.

:\pimp3:

Not particularly Al, and possibly not a cricket man for much longer... ;)

Says he, wondering whether his last post translated as intended.

:\pimp3:

Al Jarvis wrote:

depthcharge wrote:

AgentWood wrote: it's close, but will one of these men pull a seabiscuit in the final stretch?

Most of us will be happy as long as none of them pull a soggy biscuit in his final stretch.

Didn't know you were a rugby man, DC?

Thought this went on in public schools for fun regardless of any sporting links and pouching coins is the UNION game of choice?

OK, all clear now.

:\pimp3:

i hope i got at least one female vote in this one.

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: i hope i got at least one female vote in this one.

I would hope so too if I were you Gaz,females are much better looking,and if you are straight Blah Blah you like the idea of a lass voting for youright?I have nee felt the urge to vote for the fellas meself,but I have'nt seen the current leader DON's Photo so how could I possibly decide anyhow?and don't beg me for a vote,because you have a face a shark would'nt nibble .......A joke,only a joke

I havent clue who don is.

Don seems conspicuous by his absence round these parts recently considering he looks like taking the prize.Whatever that is.

Anyway he should make the most of his success while he can.Because Im gonna back stronger than ever next time with a full blown no holds barred campaign like youve never seen thats gonna wipe the floor ya bastards! .Youll see!

Johnny wrote: Don seems conspicuous by his absence round these parts recently considering he looks like taking the prize.Whatever that is.

Anyway he should make the most of his success while he can.Because Im gonna back stronger than ever next time with a full blown no holds barred campaign like youve never seen thats gonna wipe the floor ya bastards! .Youll see!

A full blown no holds barred campaign will be something to look forward to.

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Don seems conspicuous by his absence round these parts recently considering he looks like taking the prize.Whatever that is.

Anyway he should make the most of his success while he can.Because Im gonna back stronger than ever next time with a full blown no holds barred campaign like youve never seen thats gonna wipe the floor ya bastards! .Youll see!

A full blown no holds barred campaign will be something to look forward to.

Well , there may be a few holds barred.Or should that be a few "holes" barred whan Patrick is around!

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Don seems conspicuous by his absence round these parts recently considering he looks like taking the prize.Whatever that is.

Anyway he should make the most of his success while he can.Because Im gonna back stronger than ever next time with a full blown no holds barred campaign like youve never seen thats gonna wipe the floor ya bastards! .Youll see!

A full blown no holds barred campaign will be something to look forward to.

Well , there may be a few holds barred.Or should that be a few "holes" barred

So, no mesh then?

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: i hope i got at least one female vote in this one.

i imagine you probably did.

You mean the original Mesh or the one that gets confused with Cries And Whispers?.

Johnny wrote: You mean the original Mesh or the one that gets confused with Cries And Whispers?.

I set myself up for that one, didn't I?

Johnny wrote: You mean the original Mesh or the one that gets confused with Cries And Whispers?.

Is "cries and whispers" the audience reaction to the full blown no holds barred campaign?

Wow! im flattered!

thanks for the votes :)

No contest - Don is my choice, nice eyes, nice pecs.:D

oh shit, if i knew this came down to pecs, i would of throw in the towel a long time ago.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote: oh shit, if i knew this came down to pecs, i would of throw in the towel a long time ago.

As far as I can tell, only one voter has expressed that thought.

Here are the King & Queen elect of NOOL, moments ago, as they waited for the final election results to come in:

The tension is palpable . . . .

. . . as the results pour in the tension lifts:

until . . .

. . . finally they can celebrate their victories:

and in one of their first duties as our first elected monarchs (i know you dont elect monarchs, should this be an empire?) one of them had better send me a slipcase for the 3x7"s of WFTSC! please

Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

As long as the people voted for me, or should that be person.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

Nope, me old fruitcake.I fully respect the views of the masses.

What are YOU! DOING?.You still hate me for posting pics of late contenders that never post in the female poll don`t you Jonathan?.

I learnt to accept the views of the majority after i accepted defeat in the Robbie Williams "hero of the modern age" debate.I said hes a sad sap.But the majority said hes a hero.So i must be wrong

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

Nope, me old fruitcake.I fully respect the views of the masses.

What are YOU! DOING?.You still hate me for posting pics of late contenders that never post in the female poll don`t you Jonathan?.

I learnt to accept the views of the majority after i accepted defeat in the Robbie Williams "hero of the modern age" debate.I said hes a sad sap.But the majority said hes a hero.So i must be wrong

Of course,I dont hate you. In fact, i like you very much. I think your funny.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

Nope, me old fruitcake.I fully respect the views of the masses.

What are YOU! DOING?.You still hate me for posting pics of late contenders that never post in the female poll don`t you Jonathan?.

I learnt to accept the views of the majority after i accepted defeat in the Robbie Williams "hero of the modern age" debate.I said hes a sad sap.But the majority said hes a hero.So i must be wrong

Of course,I dont hate you. In fact, i like you very much. I think your funny.

In addition to several other appealing qualities.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

Nope, me old fruitcake.I fully respect the views of the masses.

What are YOU! DOING?.You still hate me for posting pics of late contenders that never post in the female poll don`t you Jonathan?.

I learnt to accept the views of the majority after i accepted defeat in the Robbie Williams "hero of the modern age" debate.I said hes a sad sap.But the majority said hes a hero.So i must be wrong

Of course,I dont hate you. In fact, i like you very much. I think your funny.

Oh thankyou me old fruitcake.I withdraw my assumption.You are very funny too.

"and several other appealing qualities" Patrick.

Several?.Blimey i aint used to such compliments and it really is quite flattering.Thankyou Patrick.

BUT COMPLIMENTS DONT WIN POLLS!!.VOTES DO AND IM STILL SEETHING

i havent had a good nights sleep for ages as i keep running over in my mind what might have been and how i could have ran a better campaign.I`M CONSIDERING HIRING A SPIN DOCTOR NEXT TIME .

Anyway.How long does the victor keep the trophy for?.Is it like the FA cup ( an annual competition ).Or the Ashes ( every other year).Or the World Cup (every four years).

Hope it aint the latter as i`ll be using a zimmer frame by then.

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: "and several other appealing qualities" Patrick.

Several?.Blimey i aint used to such compliments and it really is quite flattering.Thankyou Patrick.

BUT COMPLIMENTS DONT WIN POLLS!!.VOTES DO AND IM STILL SEETHING

i havent had a good nights sleep for ages as i keep running over in my mind what might have been and how i could have ran a better campaign.I`M CONSIDERING HIRING A SPIN DOCTOR NEXT TIME .

Anyway.How long does the victor keep the trophy for?.Is it like the FA cup ( an annual competition ).Or the Ashes ( every other year).Or the World Cup (every four years).

Hope it aint the latter as i`ll be using a zimmer frame by then.

You will have to kill me to win.

:middlefinger:

and change your name.

love love love jonathan

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: "and several other appealing qualities" Patrick.

Several?.Blimey i aint used to such compliments and it really is quite flattering.Thankyou Patrick.

BUT COMPLIMENTS DONT WIN POLLS!!.VOTES DO AND IM STILL SEETHING

i havent had a good nights sleep for ages as i keep running over in my mind what might have been and how i could have ran a better campaign.I`M CONSIDERING HIRING A SPIN DOCTOR NEXT TIME .

Anyway.How long does the victor keep the trophy for?.Is it like the FA cup ( an annual competition ).Or the Ashes ( every other year).Or the World Cup (every four years).

Hope it aint the latter as i`ll be using a zimmer frame by then.

You're entirely welcome, Johnny. Perhaps at some point I will list the qualities I was thinking of, but rest assured, they're all admirable.

As far as the next campaign, my first suggestion would be to start by voting for yourself. And don't hesitate to ask people specifically to vote for you.

your mom

Quote "You will have to kill me to win" Jonathan

Well, im a lover not a killer Jonathan.But if it came to the crunch and i did have to kill you i would do it by grabbing the sharpest pair of scissors i could find and id chop all of that lovely hair of yours off and stuff it down your gob til you choked to death

But out of honour and respect to you as your such a cool and funny guy i would then change my nickname in the forums to jonathandoeR.I.P2005 so you`ll never be forgotten

(Not serious)

Love Johnny

p.s as Jack Nicholson once said - Maybe we should all... just... get along?

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: Quote "You will have to kill me to win" Jonathan

Well, im a lover not a killer Jonathan.But if it came to the crunch and i did have to kill you i would do it by grabbing the sharpest pair of scissors i could find and id chop all of that lovely hair of yours off and stuff it down your gob til you choked to death

But out of honour and respect to you as your such a cool and funny guy i would then change my nickname in the forums to jonathandoeR.I.P2005 so you`ll never be forgotten

(Not serious)

Love Johnny

p.s as Jack Nicholson once said - Maybe we should all... just... get along?

I'll take that as a vote for short hair.

Is the Jonathan short/long hair poll still open?

I might ,i say might even have a few old pics with me with long hair.Well, a bit longer than it is now.And it was bit sunbleached after my time in Israel .Would anyone be interested in a poll about my hair?.Probably not.I`ll leave it

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: Is the Jonathan short/long hair poll still open?

I might ,i say might even have a few old pics with me with long hair.Well, a bit longer than it is now.And it was bit sunbleached after my time in Israel .Would anyone be interested in a poll about my hair?.Probably not.I`ll leave it

If we can have a poll about Jonathan's hair, why not one about yours? However, I think it would require you finding and posting at least one of those photos you refer to.

Obviously i would find and post a longer haired pic.I do have some.I would post them.But i couldnt bear the humiliation if nobody is interested.So its best if i don`t!.

Beware of the backlash regarding hair polls.

You`ve not had a bad backlash have you Jonathan?Why do you say that?

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: Obviously i would find and post a longer haired pic.I do have some.I would post them.But i couldnt bear the humiliation if nobody is interested.So its best if i don`t!.

So what about posting the pictures and we'll skip the poll?

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: You`ve not had a bad backlash have you Jonathan?Why do you say that?

You didn't notice the negative comments?

Um.. well ill go back and read the thread now.But i really have to go after that because im going up town tonight and i have to get movin.

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: Um.. well ill go back and read the thread now.But i really have to go after that because im going up town tonight and i have to get movin.

Hope you have a good time there.

Thankyou Patrick .I hope i do too.

Well , i just read the Jonathan hair thread again and yes there were a few negative comments.But nothing too bad.I posted a few comments but i was just kidding.I didnt even vote.Can still though yet.I have to say he looks marginally better with the short hair.But its close.I wouldn`t reccomend living with a man with long hair though.My brother lodges at my house.And his hair makes Jonathan look like a nazi skinhead.The problem is a lot of it falls out and it gets fookin everywhere!

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: Thankyou Patrick .I hope i do too.

Well , i just read the Jonathan hair thread again and yes there were a few negative comments.But nothing too bad.I posted a few comments but i was just kidding.I didnt even vote.Can still though yet.I have to say he looks marginally better with the short hair.But its close.I wouldn`t reccomend living with a man with long hair though.My brother lodges at my house.And his hair makes Jonathan look like a nazi skinhead.The problem is a lot of it falls out and it gets fookin everywhere!

Whenever you make negative comments, it's obvious you're joking.

Based on the current state of the poll, I don't think Jonathan is going to be persuaded to cut his hair short.

OK. i have dug out some photos of me with longer hair.Not as long as Jonathan though.Kind of more stragglier and wavy than i have now.Will release them to the masses in a poll possibly.But i need some back up.Patrick ,Jonathan, anybody else?.If you want i can start the thread with some stragglier, wavy hair pictures.Will have to be tommorrow now.

Anyone supporting this?.

Hey, if its good enough for Jonathan its good enough for Johnny!

put 'em in your picture gallery so we can find them easily. in case we want to stalk you!

OK .Right im gonna go for it.Im going to start the Do You Prefer Johnny With Wavy, Slightly Straggly Hair Or Short.And i`ll see if i can get more fookin posts than that git Jonathan!

Johnny wrote: OK .Right im gonna go for it.Im going to start the Do You Prefer Johnny With Wavy, Slightly Straggly Hair Or Short.And i`ll see if i can get more fookin posts than that git Jonathan!

Well, then, glad to see you took the plunge, Johnny. I'm about to vote.

So how was your evening?

Yeah the evening was good.Ended up in the inane Walkabout club.But everyone seemed to be in good spirits.Which is the main thing isn`t it.

There were some delightful girls.But i cant stop thinking about a certain someone else at the moment.And she doesnt live in this town.

Johnny wrote: Yeah the evening was good.Ended up in the inane Walkabout club.But everyone seemed to be in good spirits.Which is the main thing isn`t it.

There were some delightful girls.But i cant stop thinking about a certain someone else at the moment.And she doesnt live in this town.

I wonder who that might be? I can't even begin to guess.

Johnny wrote: Yeah the evening was good.Ended up in the inane Walkabout club.But everyone seemed to be in good spirits.Which is the main thing isn`t it.

There were some delightful girls.But i cant stop thinking about a certain someone else at the moment.And she doesnt live in this town.

How does it feel?

Excrutiatingly painful and frustrating are just a few words to begin describing it.But you know, such is love:\ohwell:

I really can`t recall the last time i had this extraordinary feeling.

Johnny wrote: Excrutiatingly painful and frustrating are just a few words to begin describing it.But you know, such is love:\ohwell:

I really can`t recall the last time i had this extraordinary feeling.

Bless! Love is overrated!

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: Excrutiatingly painful and frustrating are just a few words to begin describing it.But you know, such is love:\ohwell:

I really can`t recall the last time i had this extraordinary feeling.

Bless! Love is overrated!

Ive only had this feeling twice in 9 yrs. Is this odd?

This whole thread is like, so metro.

:\pimp3:

Jonathan wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: Excrutiatingly painful and frustrating are just a few words to begin describing it.But you know, such is love:\ohwell:

I really can`t recall the last time i had this extraordinary feeling.

Bless! Love is overrated!

Ive only had this feeling twice in 9 yrs. Is this odd?

hmm, it started in 1982 with elliott from ET...