RUN-OFF: hottest male NOOLer. FINAL POLL!!

Don seems conspicuous by his absence round these parts recently considering he looks like taking the prize.Whatever that is.

Anyway he should make the most of his success while he can.Because Im gonna back stronger than ever next time with a full blown no holds barred campaign like youve never seen thats gonna wipe the floor ya bastards! .Youll see!

Johnny wrote: Don seems conspicuous by his absence round these parts recently considering he looks like taking the prize.Whatever that is.

Anyway he should make the most of his success while he can.Because Im gonna back stronger than ever next time with a full blown no holds barred campaign like youve never seen thats gonna wipe the floor ya bastards! .Youll see!

A full blown no holds barred campaign will be something to look forward to.

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Don seems conspicuous by his absence round these parts recently considering he looks like taking the prize.Whatever that is.

Anyway he should make the most of his success while he can.Because Im gonna back stronger than ever next time with a full blown no holds barred campaign like youve never seen thats gonna wipe the floor ya bastards! .Youll see!

A full blown no holds barred campaign will be something to look forward to.

Well , there may be a few holds barred.Or should that be a few "holes" barred whan Patrick is around!

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Don seems conspicuous by his absence round these parts recently considering he looks like taking the prize.Whatever that is.

Anyway he should make the most of his success while he can.Because Im gonna back stronger than ever next time with a full blown no holds barred campaign like youve never seen thats gonna wipe the floor ya bastards! .Youll see!

A full blown no holds barred campaign will be something to look forward to.

Well , there may be a few holds barred.Or should that be a few "holes" barred

So, no mesh then?

leeharveyoswaldR.I.P1963 wrote: i hope i got at least one female vote in this one.

i imagine you probably did.

You mean the original Mesh or the one that gets confused with Cries And Whispers?.

Johnny wrote: You mean the original Mesh or the one that gets confused with Cries And Whispers?.

I set myself up for that one, didn't I?

Johnny wrote: You mean the original Mesh or the one that gets confused with Cries And Whispers?.

Is "cries and whispers" the audience reaction to the full blown no holds barred campaign?

Wow! im flattered!

thanks for the votes :)

No contest - Don is my choice, nice eyes, nice pecs.:D

oh shit, if i knew this came down to pecs, i would of throw in the towel a long time ago.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote: oh shit, if i knew this came down to pecs, i would of throw in the towel a long time ago.

As far as I can tell, only one voter has expressed that thought.

Here are the King & Queen elect of NOOL, moments ago, as they waited for the final election results to come in:

The tension is palpable . . . .

. . . as the results pour in the tension lifts:

until . . .

. . . finally they can celebrate their victories:

and in one of their first duties as our first elected monarchs (i know you dont elect monarchs, should this be an empire?) one of them had better send me a slipcase for the 3x7"s of WFTSC! please

Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

As long as the people voted for me, or should that be person.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

Nope, me old fruitcake.I fully respect the views of the masses.

What are YOU! DOING?.You still hate me for posting pics of late contenders that never post in the female poll don`t you Jonathan?.

I learnt to accept the views of the majority after i accepted defeat in the Robbie Williams "hero of the modern age" debate.I said hes a sad sap.But the majority said hes a hero.So i must be wrong

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

Nope, me old fruitcake.I fully respect the views of the masses.

What are YOU! DOING?.You still hate me for posting pics of late contenders that never post in the female poll don`t you Jonathan?.

I learnt to accept the views of the majority after i accepted defeat in the Robbie Williams "hero of the modern age" debate.I said hes a sad sap.But the majority said hes a hero.So i must be wrong

Of course,I dont hate you. In fact, i like you very much. I think your funny.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

Nope, me old fruitcake.I fully respect the views of the masses.

What are YOU! DOING?.You still hate me for posting pics of late contenders that never post in the female poll don`t you Jonathan?.

I learnt to accept the views of the majority after i accepted defeat in the Robbie Williams "hero of the modern age" debate.I said hes a sad sap.But the majority said hes a hero.So i must be wrong

Of course,I dont hate you. In fact, i like you very much. I think your funny.

In addition to several other appealing qualities.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote:

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote:

Johnny wrote: Aaahhh..Congrats to you Don.But there really is no accounting for a woman`s taste in this life is there?.Utterly baffling

Im sorry,what does this mean? Are you disrespecting the results?

Nope, me old fruitcake.I fully respect the views of the masses.

What are YOU! DOING?.You still hate me for posting pics of late contenders that never post in the female poll don`t you Jonathan?.

I learnt to accept the views of the majority after i accepted defeat in the Robbie Williams "hero of the modern age" debate.I said hes a sad sap.But the majority said hes a hero.So i must be wrong

Of course,I dont hate you. In fact, i like you very much. I think your funny.

Oh thankyou me old fruitcake.I withdraw my assumption.You are very funny too.

"and several other appealing qualities" Patrick.

Several?.Blimey i aint used to such compliments and it really is quite flattering.Thankyou Patrick.

BUT COMPLIMENTS DONT WIN POLLS!!.VOTES DO AND IM STILL SEETHING

i havent had a good nights sleep for ages as i keep running over in my mind what might have been and how i could have ran a better campaign.I`M CONSIDERING HIRING A SPIN DOCTOR NEXT TIME .

Anyway.How long does the victor keep the trophy for?.Is it like the FA cup ( an annual competition ).Or the Ashes ( every other year).Or the World Cup (every four years).

Hope it aint the latter as i`ll be using a zimmer frame by then.

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: "and several other appealing qualities" Patrick.

Several?.Blimey i aint used to such compliments and it really is quite flattering.Thankyou Patrick.

BUT COMPLIMENTS DONT WIN POLLS!!.VOTES DO AND IM STILL SEETHING

i havent had a good nights sleep for ages as i keep running over in my mind what might have been and how i could have ran a better campaign.I`M CONSIDERING HIRING A SPIN DOCTOR NEXT TIME .

Anyway.How long does the victor keep the trophy for?.Is it like the FA cup ( an annual competition ).Or the Ashes ( every other year).Or the World Cup (every four years).

Hope it aint the latter as i`ll be using a zimmer frame by then.

You will have to kill me to win.

:middlefinger:

and change your name.

love love love jonathan

Johnny (Page 2 Of 1) wrote: "and several other appealing qualities" Patrick.

Several?.Blimey i aint used to such compliments and it really is quite flattering.Thankyou Patrick.

BUT COMPLIMENTS DONT WIN POLLS!!.VOTES DO AND IM STILL SEETHING

i havent had a good nights sleep for ages as i keep running over in my mind what might have been and how i could have ran a better campaign.I`M CONSIDERING HIRING A SPIN DOCTOR NEXT TIME .

Anyway.How long does the victor keep the trophy for?.Is it like the FA cup ( an annual competition ).Or the Ashes ( every other year).Or the World Cup (every four years).

Hope it aint the latter as i`ll be using a zimmer frame by then.

You're entirely welcome, Johnny. Perhaps at some point I will list the qualities I was thinking of, but rest assured, they're all admirable.

As far as the next campaign, my first suggestion would be to start by voting for yourself. And don't hesitate to ask people specifically to vote for you.

your mom

Quote "You will have to kill me to win" Jonathan

Well, im a lover not a killer Jonathan.But if it came to the crunch and i did have to kill you i would do it by grabbing the sharpest pair of scissors i could find and id chop all of that lovely hair of yours off and stuff it down your gob til you choked to death

But out of honour and respect to you as your such a cool and funny guy i would then change my nickname in the forums to jonathandoeR.I.P2005 so you`ll never be forgotten

(Not serious)

Love Johnny

p.s as Jack Nicholson once said - Maybe we should all... just... get along?