Does Johnny Look Better With Wavy ,Sunbleached ,Slightly Scragglier Hair Or Short Dark Hair??

Place ya votes people!.If Jonathan can have his own thread so can I.

At night a few years ago.Vodka Orange in bottle ,not something else! (friend ommitted from pic to respect her privacy)

Looking a right git at Glastonbury

In The Pub last year

Check my gallery in my profile for more pics if you can`t make up your mind.

(It`s a bit of fun ,a bit of fun)

p.s I`m prepared for negative backlash if that turns out to be the case.

I'm voting for the wavy and sunbleached look this time.

Congratulations for having the courage to put yourself on the line!

Short and dark, Curtis style wheey hey. I will restrain from posting this smilie ---> otherwise I'll get accused of wanting to marry a British bloke.

NObabe wrote: Short and dark, Curtis style wheey hey. I will restrain from posting this smilie ---> otherwise I'll get accused of wanting to marry a British bloke.

I wish I could remember the term for that particular rhetorical device. Unfortunately, it escapes me.

Thankyou both of you for voting and feedback.I really put my neck on the line with this.Will be interested too to recieve Jonathan`s input.No ,that came out wrong.I mean his vote and his comments.

OOOOOOOH I LOVE THIS PLACE:)

Johnny wrote: Thankyou both of you for voting and feedback.I really put my neck on the line with this.

OOOOOOOH I LOVE THIS PLACE:)

It's our pleasure, as I'm sure M will agree.

Thanks for sharing the pictures. But don't expect me to do the same.

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Thankyou both of you for voting and feedback.I really put my neck on the line with this.

OOOOOOOH I LOVE THIS PLACE:)

It's our pleasure, as I'm sure M will agree.

Agreed, Sir! :)

NObabe wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Thankyou both of you for voting and feedback.I really put my neck on the line with this.

OOOOOOOH I LOVE THIS PLACE:)

It's our pleasure, as I'm sure M will agree.

Agreed, Sir! :)

I felt sure you would. :)

By the way, I think it's praeteritio.

Patrick wrote: By the way, I think it's praeteritio.

Dunno how to pronounce it but I had to google it and found this:

A paralipsis or paraleipsis (from the Greek: leave aside) is a rhetorical figure or figure of speech in which one emphasises something by pretending not to mention it (also known as preterition). Typically, a paralipsis is introduced by phrases such as “we need say nothing of” or “not to mention”.

Example:

“The restaurant was dirty and noisy, not to mention the waiters.”

NObabe wrote:

Patrick wrote: By the way, I think it's praeteritio.

Dunno how to pronounce it but I had to google it and found this:

A paralipsis or paraleipsis (from the Greek: leave aside) is a rhetorical figure or figure of speech in which one emphasises something by pretending not to mention it (also known as preterition). Typically, a paralipsis is introduced by phrases such as “we need say nothing of” or “not to mention”.

Example:

“The restaurant was dirty and noisy, not to mention the waiters.”

Your smilie reference was a much better example than the restaurant one.

Patrick wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Patrick wrote: By the way, I think it's praeteritio.

Dunno how to pronounce it but I had to google it and found this:

A paralipsis or paraleipsis (from the Greek: leave aside) is a rhetorical figure or figure of speech in which one emphasises something by pretending not to mention it (also known as preterition). Typically, a paralipsis is introduced by phrases such as “we need say nothing of” or “not to mention”.

Example:

“The restaurant was dirty and noisy, not to mention the waiters.”

Your smilie reference was a much better example than the restaurant one.

Sure, I could never think of Johnny as dirty and noisy.

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Thankyou both of you for voting and feedback.I really put my neck on the line with this.

OOOOOOOH I LOVE THIS PLACE:)

It's our pleasure, as I'm sure M will agree.

Thanks for sharing the pictures. But don't expect me to do the same.

Oh come on Patrick.Don`t be shy.

NObabe wrote:

Patrick wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Patrick wrote: By the way, I think it's praeteritio.

Dunno how to pronounce it but I had to google it and found this:

A paralipsis or paraleipsis (from the Greek: leave aside) is a rhetorical figure or figure of speech in which one emphasises something by pretending not to mention it (also known as preterition). Typically, a paralipsis is introduced by phrases such as “we need say nothing of” or “not to mention”.

Example:

“The restaurant was dirty and noisy, not to mention the waiters.”

Your smilie reference was a much better example than the restaurant one.

Sure, I could never think of Johnny as dirty and noisy.

I would think not. I'm sure you've noticed that he looks almost like two different people, depending on the angle of the shot.

I love 1987 wrote: erm, I like your hair in the third pic best...

and we finally agree on something :p

NObabe wrote:

Patrick wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Patrick wrote: By the way, I think it's praeteritio.

Dunno how to pronounce it but I had to google it and found this:

A paralipsis or paraleipsis (from the Greek: leave aside) is a rhetorical figure or figure of speech in which one emphasises something by pretending not to mention it (also known as preterition). Typically, a paralipsis is introduced by phrases such as “we need say nothing of” or “not to mention”.

Example:

“The restaurant was dirty and noisy, not to mention the waiters.”

Your smilie reference was a much better example than the restaurant one.

Sure, I could never think of Johnny as dirty and noisy.

Oh , its been known.Ive had my moments.

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Thankyou both of you for voting and feedback.I really put my neck on the line with this.

OOOOOOOH I LOVE THIS PLACE:)

It's our pleasure, as I'm sure M will agree.

Thanks for sharing the pictures. But don't expect me to do the same.

Oh come on Patrick.Don`t be shy.

Well, for one thing, I don't really have any. And I have to preserve the air of mystery, after all.

This page has started to fook up a bit when i post.

i had to delete a post to correct the problem.

Damn!.Just as im within sight of my moment of glory and surpassing the number of replys Jonathan got in his thread the page starts going funny.I reckon its Jonathan somehow trying to sabotage it.

Oh and thankyou I Love 1987 for your contribution.

Johnny wrote: This page has started to fook up a bit when i post.

i had to delete a post to correct the problem.

Damn!.Just as im within sight of my moment of glory and surpassing the number of replys Jonathan got in his thread the page starts going funny.I reckon its Jonathan somehow trying to sabotage it.

Oh and thankyou I Love 1987 for your contribution.

Did you vote for choice number 3?

The last two pics look best, but the third is probably the best.

Well i`m pleased and relieved woth the positive response so far.This makes my dismal performance in the hottest male NOOLER poll a distant memory .

Interesting that the people seem to prefer the short and dark hair.Although Patrick went for longer and wavy.

I voted for going down the pub.Guess i`ll be there on my own then.

Ill have to tell my brother about this.He has really long hair and hes often saying i should grow mine long.But nah!

Johnny wrote: Ill have to tell my brother about this.He has really long hair and hes often saying i should grow mine long.But nah!

Oh please I beg don't do this to me ...

I did even have a skinhead about two years ago.A number 2.Don`t however have any photos of that.

Johnny wrote: Well i`m pleased and relieved woth the positive response so far.This makes my dismal performance in the hottest male NOOLER poll a distant memory .

Interesting that the people seem to prefer the short and dark hair.Although Patrick went for longer and wavy.

I voted for going down the pub.Guess i`ll be there on my own then.

Ill have to tell my brother about this.He has really long hair and hes often saying i should grow mine long.But nah!

In contrast to Jonathan's poll, which was pretty evenly divided, this one is pretty lopsided.

Actually, I was voting more for the sun-bleached part than the long part, so if it's going to be dark rather than sun-bleached I'd vote for short as well.

Johnny wrote: I did even have a skinhead about two years ago.A number 2.Don`t however have any photos of that.

It's a shame you don't have any photos of that.

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Well i`m pleased and relieved woth the positive response so far.This makes my dismal performance in the hottest male NOOLER poll a distant memory .

Interesting that the people seem to prefer the short and dark hair.Although Patrick went for longer and wavy.

I voted for going down the pub.Guess i`ll be there on my own then.

Ill have to tell my brother about this.He has really long hair and hes often saying i should grow mine long.But nah!

In contrast to Jonathan's poll, which was pretty evenly divided, this one is pretty lopsided.

Actually, I was voting more for the sun-bleached part than the long part, so if it's going to be dark rather than sun-bleached I'd vote for short as well.

Yeah dark and long is probably not good i agree.And im just a few replys away now from surpassing Jonathans number of replys in his hair poll.Admittedly some of the replies have actually been from me.But getting nearly 30 in just a few hours is much much quicker than his.

So to quote the great man himself,

:Zing:

Middle Finger!

Dark - good Long -

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Well i`m pleased and relieved woth the positive response so far.This makes my dismal performance in the hottest male NOOLER poll a distant memory .

Interesting that the people seem to prefer the short and dark hair.Although Patrick went for longer and wavy.

I voted for going down the pub.Guess i`ll be there on my own then.

Ill have to tell my brother about this.He has really long hair and hes often saying i should grow mine long.But nah!

In contrast to Jonathan's poll, which was pretty evenly divided, this one is pretty lopsided.

Actually, I was voting more for the sun-bleached part than the long part, so if it's going to be dark rather than sun-bleached I'd vote for short as well.

Yeah dark and long is probably not good i agree.And im just a few replys away now from surpassing Jonathans number of replys in his hair poll.Admittedly some of the replies have actually been from me.But getting nearly 30 in just a few hours is much much quicker than his.

So to quote the great man himself,

:Zing:

Middle Finger!

Congratulations!

So it's unanimous for dark and short (putting aside the votes for the pub, which I would vote for also).

I do have to confess though.Although you probably cant see it from any pictures ive posted on this site i actually have a few grey hairs.Now how does that affect everything?.

Although a lot of women go for the distinguished look don`t they?.Look at George Clooney

Johnny wrote: I do have to confess though.Although you probably cant see it from any pictures ive posted on this site i actually have a few grey hairs.Now how does that affect everything?.

Although a lot of women go for the distinguished look don`t they?.Look at George Clooney

I would say it confirms the preference for short.

Johnny wrote: I do have to confess though.Although you probably cant see it from any pictures ive posted on this site i actually have a few grey hairs.Now how does that affect everything?.

Sexy.

Johnny wrote: Although a lot of women go for the distinguished look don`t they?.Look at George Clooney

Mr. Clooney - PAH! Bere would probably kill me for posting this!

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: I do have to confess though.Although you probably cant see it from any pictures ive posted on this site i actually have a few grey hairs.Now how does that affect everything?.

Sexy.

Johnny wrote: Although a lot of women go for the distinguished look don`t they?.Look at George Clooney

Mr. Clooney - PAH! Bere would probably kill me for posting this!

GC is one of those people who provokes the question: why in the world is this person a movie star?

Patrick wrote: GC is one of those people who provokes the question: why in the world is this person a movie star?

I think "a star" might be a strong word to describe that twat's occupation.

NObabe wrote:

Patrick wrote: GC is one of those people who provokes the question: why in the world is this person a movie star?

I think "a star" might be a strong word to describe that twat's occupation.

Fortunately, you are right about that, M. Still, he has far more prominence than he deserves.

I see there is now a second vote for sun-bleached.

Hmm .Whoever it was didn`t leave a comment.But he or she is entitled to their anonymity of course.But thanks anyway mystery voter!!

But i`m still never gonna grow it back like that.

Amyway im going to love you and leave you all for now.Im going round to my Mum`s for Sunday dinner.I shall check back here later tonight to see if Jonathan has kindly cared to vote and comment.

Many thanks to all of you for yor input so far.Especially Maya and Patrick. Bye for now.

the second pic--looks the best on you. but you're a good looking chap in all the pics, j.

still, wavy and a bit long gets my vote.

Johnny wrote: Amyway im going to love you and leave you all for now.Im going round to my Mum`s for Sunday dinner.I shall check back here later tonight to see if Jonathan has kindly cared to vote and comment.

Many thanks to all of you for yor input so far.Especially Maya and Patrick. Bye for now.

See you later, Johnny. Give your mother our best wishes.

AgentWood wrote: the second pic--looks the best on you. but you're a good looking chap in all the pics, j.

still, wavy and a bit long gets my vote.

Ok im back from me Mothers as you can see.She cooked me Duck.Which was a surprise.Very rarely have that.And you may be glad to hear shes in good health.Shes booked a holiday to Peru next year with her friends.

Anyway,where was i?.Thankyou Christy for that.The second pic.Seriously?.That`s my least favourite.But thanks.

So its evens at the moment between wavy and short.Wheres bloody Jonathan got to?.

Johnny wrote: ]

So its evens at the moment between wavy and short.Wheres bloody Jonathan got to?.

he only posts from work.

Oh right.OK Ill forgive him.For that.Maybe hell chip in with his thoughtful insights tommorrow on his lunch break.

That Glasto Tor photie is a piece of art!

NObabe wrote: That Glasto Tor photie is a piece of art!

Yeah there must have been some strange forces at work up on the hill top that afternoon.Thats just how the photo came out!.All bent.Ive not played with it or anything.Wouldn`t know how to anyway.It is a weird and wonderful area of the country.

Maybe a camera expert could explain why the picture came out all lopsided.But it would probably be too technical and boring for me though

I love 1987 wrote:

NObabe wrote: Dark - good Long -

I thought you liked them long???

not too short, but not too long.

it's not the length of the cut, but how well one styles it.

I love 1987 wrote:

NObabe wrote: Dark - good Long -

I thought you liked them long???

Short and dark, definetly. I like all of the pictures, but the third one was my favorite. And I don't see anything wrong with a bit of gray--it looks worse if you try to cover it up.

I'm with you Johnny.. Definitily... Fook this lets go down the pub,leave the mullets to Vidal Sasoon:)and Nicky Clark Puffdas..

i must clarify my vote--i like slightly scragglier hair but darker, not sunbleached. keep the colour, grow it out a bit. ;)

I must clarify my vote..Pub sharpish!

Boatraceface wrote: I must clarify my vote..Pub sharpish!

it's 5 am where you live, michael. go to bed, dude! or go to work. whichever tickles your fancy.

AgentWood wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I must clarify my vote..Pub sharpish!

it's 5 am where you live, michael. go to bed, dude! or go to work. whichever tickles your fancy.

Due at work in 45 mins,and it aint tickling no fancy..Pub afters

This git likes your hair dark and short. Surprisly, that contrasts with my liking of long hair.

Your bleached hair looks too californian for me.

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote: This git likes your hair dark and short. Surprisly, that contrasts with my liking of long hair.

Your bleached hair looks too californian for me.

What's wrong with California?

Patrick wrote:

leeharveyoswald R.I.P1963 wrote: This git likes your hair dark and short. Surprisly, that contrasts with my liking of long hair.

Your bleached hair looks too californian for me.

What's wrong with California?

Nothing wrong with cali. He looks like he could be in saved by the bell with the bleached hair.

Well the short cut seems to be edging it.Thanks again everyone.

Now how about a Run Off poll - Who`s Hair (poll winning styles respectively ) Do You Prefer? Jonathan or Johnny?

Does that sound like a good idea?.Anyone?.

I have to admit without wanting to sound i`m being defeatist but i think Jonathan would be the favourite.

Johnny wrote: Well the short cut seems to be edging it.Thanks again everyone.

Now how about a Run Off poll - Who`s Hair (poll winning styles respectively ) Do You Prefer? Jonathan or Johnny?

Does that sound like a good idea?.Anyone?.

I have to admit without wanting to sound i`m being defeatist but i think Jonathan would be the favourite.

I dont know about that, your poll seem to gather more interest.

You look really young for your age

Yes but a lot of the posts were actually from me.Take those away and i didn`t get many more than you.Thanks for the compliment about looking young for my age.But the wavy sunbleached photos are from a few years ago when i had that style.The short hair picture from last year is more accurate of what i look like now.A September 2005 photo is in my profile.

I think to summarise i don`t do the longer look as well as you.Mine ends up a bit styleless whereas is yours is OK.

Johnny wrote: Well the short cut seems to be edging it.Thanks again everyone.

Now how about a Run Off poll - Who`s Hair (poll winning styles respectively ) Do You Prefer? Jonathan or Johnny?

Does that sound like a good idea?.Anyone?.

I have to admit without wanting to sound i`m being defeatist but i think Jonathan would be the favourite.

I'd like to see a run-off, but I'm not going to start it.

We`ll see.Maybe it will happen.

Jonathan wrote: I dont know about that, your poll seem to gather more interest.

Yeah Johnny, yours is longer than Jonathan's!

Maya, How would you know?

Some women do claim they can tell from a man`s personality.A man who feels he has to pose around in a big fookin car is compensating?.I have no problem about getting around on a bycycle.So what do you deduce from that?

(although it is a bugger getting the shopping home from Tescos )

NObabe wrote:

Jonathan wrote: I dont know about that, your poll seem to gather more interest.

Yeah Johnny, yours is longer than Jonathan's!

.....you sure know a lot for a girl......

Johnny wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Jonathan wrote: I dont know about that, your poll seem to gather more interest.

Yeah Johnny, yours is longer than Jonathan's!

.....you sure know a lot for a girl......

It sure took you a long time come up with that clever remark.

I couldn`t post it last night as the forums were down.So tonight was the first opportunity. Was going to earlier but i was in two minds whether to post it or not.I will try harder i promise Jonathan.

what time you have there? Its 3:18pm here.

Notice, i entered the 1,000 post club. Lame

Its 20.38 here.1,000+ posts isnt that lame since Dec 2003.

go out and have some fun!!!

Yes you have got a point there.But is NOOL not fun then?.I have to take it easy tonight though.I put my back out doing a minor repair in my bathroom last night.Good job i`ve got a day off work tomorrow.

The repair was to my bathroom .Not part of my anotomy.

Johnny wrote: The repair was to my bathroom .Not part of my anotomy.

I was surprised to see you posting this early and then I remembered you said you had the day off. Lucky fellow!

(Note the exclamation point!)

Yeah i had to book the day off because a man was coming around to fit a new Gas meter.I though id have to sit around all day waiting for him.But he arrived 9am and the job was done in 20 mins.I neednt have booked the day off really but i wasn`t to know.Making use of the day though to get a few other things done.Stil a million other ones to do yet.Been into town and bought a great new comfy chair for sitting at the computer.So will probably spend even more time on here now!.And the jobs wil pile and pile up:(

I hope you didn't try to bring the chair home on your bicycle.

Patrick wrote: I hope you didn't try to bring the chair home on your bicycle.

.No ,my Bro gave me a lift in his car.

Johnny wrote: Been into town and bought a great new comfy chair for sitting at the computer.

One of those director 'action' ones? You have no idea how many times I fell off mine. Very uncomfortable, really.

No its not one of them.Havent seen them in the shops or whatever anyway.But then i dont do shopping often.CAUSE IM A MAN!.

Aren`t those directors chairs like, a bit low down for sitting at the desk?.Oh well ,while ya down there love!:D

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote: I hope you didn't try to bring the chair home on your bicycle.

.No ,my Bro gave me a lift in his car.

Glad to hear that. Bringing a chair home on your bicycle could lead to even more serious injuries to your anatomy. Not to mention the chair and the bicycle.

Johnny wrote: No its not one of them.Havent seen them in the shops or whatever anyway.But then i dont do shopping often.CAUSE IM A MAN!.

Aren`t those directors chairs like, a bit low down for sitting at the desk?.Oh well ,while ya down there love!:D

Men don't do shopping then? Hmmm ... Errm, mine is not low down or maybe my desk is a bit low, dunno. All I know is that it's impossible to type while on the floor. :D

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote: I hope you didn't try to bring the chair home on your bicycle.

.No ,my Bro gave me a lift in his car.

Glad to hear that. Bringing a chair home on your bicycle could lead to even more serious injuries to your anatomy. Not to mention the chair and the bicycle.

Not to mention your inner thighs ... Ouch!

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: No its not one of them.Havent seen them in the shops or whatever anyway.But then i dont do shopping often.CAUSE IM A MAN!.

Aren`t those directors chairs like, a bit low down for sitting at the desk?.Oh well ,while ya down there love!:D

Men don't do shopping then? Hmmm ... Errm, mine is not low down or maybe my desk is a bit low, dunno. All I know is that it's impossible to type while on the floor. :D

I don't do shopping. I hate shopping. Torture.

Well if i dont post for hours but appear still online it probably means ive fallen asleep in my new comfy chair.Or am stalking profiles.

You always finish work early then Maya?

New entry into Patrick's profile: Hates shopping with a passion.

What is it about shopping that grates you so, P?

:\pimp3:

Johnny wrote: You always finish work early then Maya?

Still at work but ain't working although I'm supposed to be. Hee hee!

depthcharge wrote: New entry into Patrick's profile: Hates shopping with a passion.

What is it about shopping that grates you so, P?

:\pimp3:

It's the shopping part.

NObabe wrote:

Johnny wrote: You always finish work early then Maya?

Still at work but ain't working although I'm supposed to be. Hee hee!

Oh of course.I should have realised.God am i the only bloody person who cant go on the internet while im at work????!!!.I have to wait til i get home to catch up!

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: New entry into Patrick's profile: Hates shopping with a passion.

What is it about shopping that grates you so, P?

:\pimp3:

It's the shopping part.

Is it the trip there and back, the crowds, the act of having to select items or what? I did notice you're a regular on Amazon.

Do you get your groceries delivered?

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: New entry into Patrick's profile: Hates shopping with a passion.

What is it about shopping that grates you so, P?

:\pimp3:

It's the shopping part.

Is it the trip there and back, the crowds, the act of having to select items or what? I did notice you're a regular on Amazon.

Do you get your groceries delivered?

:\pimp3:

All of the above.

Unfortunately, it is unavoidable that I shop for groceries.

Why don't you get your secretary to do it?

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote: Why don't you get your secretary to do it?

:\pimp3:

What makes you think I have a secretary?

My information suggests you might.

I know where you work, P.

It's a little disappointing that they removed the staff photos from their website.

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote: My information suggests you might.

I know where you work, P.

It's a little disappointing that they removed the staff photos from their website.

:\pimp3:

Assuming hypothetically that I did, what makes you think I'm the sort of person who would ask a secretary to do personal chores?

Hey i`m coming up to the big 1,000!!.That crept up on me quickly.

Johnny wrote: Hey i`m coming up to the big 1,000!!.That crept up on me quickly.

You understand a speech is expected?

Patrick wrote:

depthcharge wrote: My information suggests you might.

I know where you work, P.

It's a little disappointing that they removed the staff photos from their website.

:\pimp3:

Assuming hypothetically that I did, what makes you think I'm the sort of person who would ask a secretary to do personal chores?

I dunno Pats, you just get tarred with the brush of your profession sometimes.

:\pimp3:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Hey i`m coming up to the big 1,000!!.That crept up on me quickly.

You understand a speech is expected?

Aw im not big on speeches Patrick.But i will say this. I can assure you and Maya and Jonathan (and any others that ive forgot to mention) i have no plans to quit at this particular milestone and go into retirement.I have to carry on.

No need to apologise to Patsy, he's not big on speeches either.

:\pimp3:

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: Hey i`m coming up to the big 1,000!!.That crept up on me quickly.

You understand a speech is expected?

Aw im not big on speeches Patrick.But i will say this. I can assure you and Maya and Jonathan (and any others that ive forgot to mention) i have no plans to quit at this particular milestone and go into retirement.I have to carry on.

I understand completely.