NOOL TO THE MAX!

Wow!

Looking on the homepage of the forums;

Patrick has done 86 POSTS IN 24 HOURS!

What's the max posts by any one person in 24 hours? Surely this must be close to, or has broken that record...?

:\party:

Hope this doesn't encourage people to make a load of blank or one worded posts...

Digital Mike once told me he had 239.

Uncle Liam wrote: Digital Mike once told me he had 239.

239!?

Bloody Hell!!!

Spotty if you read this; what is the max?

Shug wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Digital Mike once told me he had 239.

And 238 of them were slagging Blue Monday.....the other was calling Rocket Mick a wanker

Nah. There was at least one slagging off Fat Bob. And another talking about Nuclear Bacon Sandwiches. And one was probably arguing with Jeff.

Where is Mike? Come back Mike. Please.

Nic posted 100+ just a few days ago. The reason was all the avatar and picture related questions.

It's DC's doing.

Patrick wrote: It's DC's doing.

thats 87

bansheeman wrote:

Patrick wrote: It's DC's doing.

thats 87

I think I need to shut up for a while.

You deserve a trophy avatar- keep going!

digitalwaters wrote: You deserve a trophy avatar- keep going!

It was only because of the orgy of posting on DC's thread. No one could continue at that pace and live.

digitalwaters wrote: Wow!

Looking on the homepage of the forums;

Patrick has done 86 POSTS IN 24 HOURS!

I just wish i had that much time on my hands.I take it you don`t go to work Patrick?.

Johnny wrote:

digitalwaters wrote: Wow!

Looking on the homepage of the forums;

Patrick has done 86 POSTS IN 24 HOURS!

I just wish i had that much time on my hands.I take it you don`t go to work Patrick?.

I tend to be at work seven days a week so occasionally I permit myself a little slack.

Shug wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Digital Mike once told me he had 239.

And 238 of them were slagging Blue Monday.....the other was calling Rocket Mick a wanker

Well at least he did ONE good post then!

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote:

digitalwaters wrote: Wow!

Looking on the homepage of the forums;

Patrick has done 86 POSTS IN 24 HOURS!

I just wish i had that much time on my hands.I take it you don`t go to work Patrick?.

I tend to be at work seven days a week so occasionally I permit myself a little slack.

TIGHTEN UP BUDDY!

digitalwaters wrote:

Hope this doesn't encourage people to make a load of wank...

Too late for that. :D

Uncle Liam wrote:

Shug wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Digital Mike once told me he had 239.

And 238 of them were slagging Blue Monday.....the other was calling Rocket Mick a wanker

Nah. There was at least one slagging off Fat Bob. And another talking about Nuclear Bacon Sandwiches. And one was probably arguing with Jeff.

Where is Mike? Come back Mike. Please.

None about French actresses then?

Or Tesco shopping lists?

some of us spend our time at work being unproductive.

Spotnick wrote:

King of Nothing wrote: Nic posted 100+ just a few days ago. The reason was all the avatar and picture related questions.

No, it was because I was testing the thread paging.. that needed me to post a few times more than 25 messages ;)

Record is Muffy, he once posted 8000, but it was a bug in the system.

Otherwise, I'm pretty sure it has to be Rocket Mick, the day I banned him for a week

How many did Mick manage then? Is the alleged total correct?

Haha, and I remember Hibster managed to post like 4000 posts in just 2 or 3 days. Bugs!

Spotnick wrote: He posted a one liner in about every thread on each forum

i don't feel so bad about my 50-post-a-day habit during this past summer anymore. but that must be a record (or close to it) for average posts per day during a three month period.

Not bad.

Enough with whoever's posted the most in 24 hours, what about posting the least? :p

Anyway, I would try and break the record, but I have to work tomorrow...so it'll have to be 100+ in the few hours before I go to bed tonight

Okay, here we go...numero three!

AgentWood wrote: i don't feel so bad about my 50-post-a-day habit during this past summer anymore. but that must be a record (or close to it) for average posts per day during a three month period.

I reckon so as well...

its a matter of quality not quantity and i aint got the fooking quality so am going to have to up my quantity!!!!

taboo-ARE YOU GOING TO COUNT UP TO 100 IN SPAINISH ???

i hope you guys are proud of me! my first post!!

d.13 wrote: i hope you guys are proud of me! my first post!!

What took you so long?

As you can probably tell, my boast about making 100 posts in one night fell short by about 95 posts...(I think I made a total of four or five posts last night)

I apologize for leading you all on in that way, but I guarentee that sometime soon, probably when I'm really really bored and don't have to work the next morning...I will try my best to not let you down again!

When I run for President, I won't be in the pocket of special interests...oops, sorry, I let slip my '08 platform. Please disregard it :p

I've been trying to make it up for you, Taboo # 7! ;)

d.13 wrote: i hope you guys are proud of me! my first post!!

Damn you're a monster!!

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I've been trying to make it up for you, Taboo # 7! ;)

you almost have.91 posts at midnight here

bansheeman wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I've been trying to make it up for you, Taboo # 7! ;)

you almost have.91 posts at midnight here

Well I don't boast, I act, all night and day

past 100 now you nutter oi!!! that blokes a natter

As the old Bible verse said, "he who doth counteth his posts doth bring upon him the wages of a pride both lustful and strong, and doth anger the Lord more than golden idols of asses manufactured upon which the worship of said idols can take place...also, it doth revert the noble man to a retard..." or something like that

Anyway, it won't be tonight...I got to get up early tomorrow for work.

But soon...

Work?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What happened to the old Trev-- the one who spent days agonizing over whether to go talk to the cashier up front? Where's that Trev?

Taboo # 7 wrote: As the old Bible verse said, "he who doth counteth his posts doth bring upon him the wages of a pride both lustful and strong, and doth anger the Lord more than golden idols of asses manufactured upon which the worship of said idols can take place...also, it doth revert the noble man to a retard..." or something like that

Anyway, it won't be tonight...I got to get up early tomorrow for work.

But soon...

is that avatar palin or david essex?

bLuE oRdEr wrote: Work?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What happened to the old Trev-- the one who spent days agonizing over whether to go talk to the cashier up front? Where's that Trev?

He went to prison for six weeks for talking too much to the cashiers and insisting on being "au natural" while doing so. That Trev is no more, he has ceased to be...you know the rest of the "parrot sketch" :p

And it's Palin...in a David Essex moment, I suppose, but Palin nonetheless

So, 'e's restin', then?

bLuE oRdEr wrote: So, 'e's restin', then?

He would be pushing up the daisys if you hadn't nailed 'em there...

Remarkable, idn'e? Beautiful plumage.

The plummage don't enter into it! It's a dead bird!

"E's restin'.

Why was he nailed to the perch, then?

If I hadn't nailed 'im down, squire, 'e would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with 'is beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

VOOM? Listen, mate, he wouldn't go "voom" if you put a thousand volts through 'em. He's dead!

No no! 'E's pining for the fjords!

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d.13 wrote: i hope you guys are proud of me! my first post!!

Damn you're a monster!!

what more fitting thread to get my first posts in. i thank the good man above,superman, for inventing forum!!!

d.13 wrote: i hope you guys are proud of me! my first post!!

Stunning.

This has to be some sort of record for time elapsed between registering and hammering out your first post.

Have you been lurking all this time, or in a coma perhaps?

:\pimp3:

depthcharge wrote:

d.13 wrote: i hope you guys are proud of me! my first post!!

Stunning.

This has to be some sort of record for time elapsed between registering and hammering out your first post.

Have you been lurking all this time, or in a coma perhaps?

:\pimp3:

some call it 'doom and gloom'. i call it 'being in da family'. glad to be a part of it all!!!

d.13 wrote:

depthcharge wrote:

d.13 wrote: i hope you guys are proud of me! my first post!!

Stunning.

This has to be some sort of record for time elapsed between registering and hammering out your first post.

Have you been lurking all this time, or in a coma perhaps?

:\pimp3:

some call it 'doom and gloom'. i call it 'being in da family'. glad to be a part of it all!!!

Well, welcome then :)