Lemmy vs Hooky
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Al Jarvis wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: How many really big guys, did a relativily small Mike Tyson pummel in his hayday???
Mike Tyson was 5ft11 and weighed about 16st at his optimum fighting weight.
Even he would still absolutely dwarf Hooky!
What was Tyson relatively small compared with, one wonders? A tank?!
My point was Tyson chopped down opponents often 6 4"+, often giving away height and weight in the heavyweight division,to more lumbering,less skillful fighters..I'd have a tenner on Hooky if I could get 6/4 for him 
How Tall is Lemmy?And do you know how tall Hooky is Al?I'm guessing Hooky is 5 9"ish.dunno tho 
Boatraceface wrote: My point was Tyson chopped down opponents often 6 4"+, often giving away height and weight in the heavyweight division,to more lumbering,less skillful fighters..I'd have a tenner on Hooky if I could get 6/4 for him
Sooo, Tyson beat blokes who were 5 inches taller than him?! Did you not see the physique on that lad? He never faced a boxer with the same build as him, surely? That lad was built to fight!
Hooky's 5ft6. I should imagine Lemmy's a 6-footer, no?
And Hooky ain't exactly built like Tyson, is he? 
In the midst of a fistfight between Hooky and Lemmy, Sir Paul walks in and starts singing "Ebony and Ivory" to promote harmoney. Hooky and Lemmy see the errors of their ways, stop their personal arguement.....
And team up to beat the shit out of Macca :p 
Al Jarvis wrote: Sooo, Tyson beat blokes who were 5 inches taller than him?! Did you not see the teeth on that lad? He never faced a boxer with the same bite as him, surely? That lad was built to bite!
He certainly was.
Al Jarvis wrote: Lemmy, defo.
He's about a foot taller than Hooky, wouldn't exactly be a fair fight.
I dont know about that Al , i was Very Dissapointed when i met Lemmy at the Ritz in NYC, He was very small, even wearing heeled cowboy boots, id say no more than 5 foot 6. he looks really big on stage though.
Hooky would win the speedo beauty contest thou... and isn't that what matters in the long run...?
My bet is that Hooky would overcome Lemmy with Vulcan Logic.
To make up for the height deficiency, Hooky gets to have Barney riding on his shoulders with a pair of Addidas brass knuckles.
Christopher Owens wrote: No.
From Newcastle.
You know Ace of Spades??????????
Local college radio station played that today, totally caught me by surprise. Had to turn up the volume just a wee bit, just to be soothed by Lemmy's tuneful singing. 
