Can't even keep their relatives out of jail? They invade and depose helpless dictators, stage terrorist attacks at the WTC and Pentagon, control the price of oil and the very weather itself, but they can't keep their goddamned offspring and relatives out of the headlines. You'd think that between Dick "I'll stick this anywhere" Cheney, Darth Rove, and Lord Dubya Master of the Underworld™, they'd be able to cover such a trivial matter up.
You just can't get a good, secretive, power-mad hegemony these days, I swear to God.
Now back in the old days, lemme tell ya it were differnt :)
