M.O.G.S.

Has anyone else in ere contracted this terrible disease,M.O.G.S. is a debilatating disease which symptoms vary from,constant complaining,insescent grumpiness,and shooting your mouth off for no apparent reason. yes today i suddenly realised that i had contracted MISERABLE.OLD.GIT.SYNDROME. i had suspected for some time that something was wrong,my first clue was on a recent trip to asda to do a spot of shopping,i arrived at the till to get my shopping scanned by one of the local chimps,when half way through packing my shopping he pipes up "would you like any help with your packing sir". "a bit fucking late arent you,im half way through doing it?" "oooh its so hot in here i cant focus" replies the chimp.

cue multiple expletives,with finger pointing,arm waving and clothes wrenching. i had to be draggged out by my wife.

i have had several attacks of M.O.G.S. since. why only today i rang a van hire place to hire a van but oh no you would think i was asking for the answer to a mathematical equation of gargantuan intellect.

"hi its mike @ ******* have you got a van available tommorrow" "a van" "yes , have you got one free tomorrow" "where are you from" "*******" "and who are you" "its mike from ******** we want a van tomorrow,do you have one free tomorrow" "what sort of van" "anything transit size up" "transit???" "yes transit van (mogs alert) the fucking big white things on four wheels parked right outside your fucking window ya stupid twat,get the boss on the phone,get him on now" "he not in" "oh fuck off" phone down.

is there a cure for mogs or treatment at least? HELP

Just go with it Mike, surpressing your feelings will only make you feel worse

If it helps - i think most of us are the same.
I actually enjoy having a good rant at any idiot who thinks they can fob me off with a 'nothing we can do' attitude. fuckers

I can be a miserable old git. But at least I recognise it when it happens.

On a course at work not long they taught us about choosing your attitude. This is crap. When shit happens and you feel like shit, the best you can do is not to let your feelings impinge on how you deal with others. This can be very very hard, especially when they're acting like twats, and you just want to yell at them. However, this falls outside the accptable behaviour in the workplace guidelines.

Just in case any off you are wondering, 99% of the time I'm very a very mild mannered and tolerant person, who thinks "live and let live"; ie if people want to behave like idiots then that's their problem.

Possibly might have it, if ridiculing songs by Ashlee Simpson, Kenney Chesney, Montgomery Gentry, Black Eyed Peas, Ja Rule, Creed and Nickelback whenever they come on the radio is a symptom.

I understand Mike..oh I understand