You know you've got injury problems.....(off topic)

when you sign Mark E.Smith as your new defender !!

:D

you'll have Brix as your centre forward next

And just who is that guy that you're presenting with a big red dildo on your profile? ;) He looks pleased with it anyway... (dons flameproof jacket in readiness for tirade of Brighton gayboy jokes)

Looks like a certain Phillip Stant to me

If you squint and look at the screen via a mirror at a distance of 7.3 metres it could be the guy from the Beautiful South.

7.3 metres that's about 23.95 feet how are you supposed to see a 17" inch monitor displaying a picture 222 x 303 pixels from that range? Does the mirror have properties including magnification? Is it convex or concave?

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© 7.3 metres that's about 23.95 feet how are you supposed to see a 17" inch monitor displaying a picture 222 x 303 pixels from that range? Does the mirror have properties including magnification? Is it convex or concave?

The mirror is concave to an angle of 38.6 degrees and has a 2x2 cm square section in the centre magnifying the original image by 4 times. This is also all taking place in the 12th dimension, just south of grimsby.

Are you guys on drugs again??? If that guy looks like Mark E,then i am Queen Elizabeth!

Originally posted by (Major)
The mirror is concave to an angle of 38.6 degrees and has a 2x2 cm square section in the centre magnifying the original image by 4 times. This is also all taking place in the 12th dimension, just south of grimsby.

That's parabolics!

Parabollocks more like...

if you actually go to the oldest thread listed here just to put your name in it!!